Big Headmaster

AN: Don't own it, don't want it…

Cazza:I can't believe it! (Angry expression)

Kalan:I know that whole incident with the lollipop is like so over blown.

Cazza:Um… what lollipop? (Confused)

Kalan:Oh, ahhh uh hem… Never mind

Cazza:I meant I can't believe that we haven't had more than 4 reviews and over a hundred people have read it.

Kalan:What..? You're kidding, those lazy…

Cazza:Kalan! Not in front of the kids!

Kalan:Oh sorry.

Cazza:Now we are gonna write chapter 3 and somebody BETTER review it…

Kalan:Uh-oh now she's um a little high… okay quickly review, Review, REVIEW GOD DAMN IT PLEASE! AHHH SHES GOING CRAZY!

Cazza:OHHHH this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends. Yes it goes on and on my friends some people started…

Kalan:Oh sweet merciful readers please help me and review, this song goes on and on and on and on…

Cazza:singing it not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing It forever just because it is the song that never ends…

Kalan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chapter 3 – Live together? Kill each other!

Cassie and Irene sat by the fabulous pool as Ron and Hermione chatted about wands.

Malfoy on the other hand watched the Muggles sitting there in their little bikinis. Some how he couldn't take his eyes off them. Even Crab and Goyle were watching them. They chatted to themselves quietly and gave mischievous little giggles. Harry and Ginny were in the kitchen.

'Harry, I'm really quite worried that something's gotten into Dumbledore. I mean I don't know about you but he looked a little drunk to me.'

'Yeah me too Ginny.' Harry answered sipping his cola. 'Hey isn't it weird that we've been here like three days and those two Muggles have like not been affected by magic yet?'

'I know it's like it just disappears when some one flings it at Rene and when they throw it at Cassie, it just bounces off her. I don't think they are Muggles completely.' She absently watched as the knife cut up their dinner. Dumbledore had given them strict instructions only to address him as 'Big Headmaster' and given them the responsibility of the house they were in. Its tidiness would add points to their score, while whoever didn't pull their weight had points taken from their score. It was very confusing and only the two Muggles seemed to understand it at all.

'Housemates to the lounge.' Dumbledore's voice called out. They all nodded and slowly they all shifted into the large bright green couch. The two girls from the Muggle world giggling at the thought of sitting next to one of the guys, but not doing what every one else thought. 'Psst, psst, psst.' They whispered together so low that only the two of them could hear. 'Tee hee!' Cassie cried out flopping on the lounge beside Ron. He blushed at her unable to keep his eyes above her chest. Rene sat next to Malfoy with a malicious glint in her eyes. She was planning something, but only Cassie could understand the look that she gave her. She nodded wildly.

'This is Big Headmaster. Girls to the diary room.' He called out. They all got off the couch and left the boys sitting there wondering what the hell they were going to do.

The girls sat in the large fluro pink room on the many brightly coloured bean bags.

'I'm very disappointed in you girls! You should be making moves towards them; this show is based on love, betrayal, friendship and fun! You have shown none of that so I am taking off three points and nominating you all for eviction!'

Cassie sniffed the air suspiciously. 'Are you drinking Bundy Rum?' She asked standing up and looking for the incriminating bottle. Not at all worried about losing points.

'No!' Dumbledore yelled. 'You keep your grubby paws of my rum.'

'You are and you're not sharing?' Her eyes filled with tears. 'You're not… being very sniffle nice.'

Rene calmly covered her ears and buried her face in the bean bag. 'Oh shit.'

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!' She screamed in her high pitched voice. She did that when ever she didn't get her way.

'Ahhh!' Muffled the screams of the other girls cried into their bean bags as well.

'Oh give it to her please!' They begged and finally the half empty bottle of rum appeared at her feet.

'Tee hee!' She laughed swigging from the bottle and passing it between her and Rene. They all sighed in relief as it became quiet again and Dumbledore resumed his talking. 'Now I want you girls to go out there and flirt.'

He strolled around and the corner mumbling something about idiots and thieves.

They returned to the lounge stunned and looked at one another, except Rene and Cassie who by now were hiccupping from the alcohol consumption.

'Heh heh.' Malfoy chuckled. 'The brunette is mine.'

He smiled at Rene with such venom in his stare. 'So how about you and me get freaky?'

'No.' Rene answered looking to Cassie for help. Boys had never been her strong point. Well beating them up was, but that was another matter entirely.

Cassie shifted and sat between them. 'Malfoy has any one ever told you that you look constipated with that smirk on your face?'

The 'smirk' on his face was instantly replaced with scowl.

'Geez!' Cassie cried out. 'Malfoy don't hold it in, you might explode.' Just then the room exploded in laughter and he stalked away from them, before he could leave the room however. 'Wrong way! Toilets that way!' Cassie called out. Oh how he hated that blonde.

'Flipendo!' He yelled flinging a spell at her, mysteriously bounding off her and hitting the ceiling.

'Don't do that!' She yelled at him. 'It's not nice.'

The people in the room were laughing so hard that tears were forming in their eyes and Rene muttered a silent 'Thank you.'

Cassie smiled feeling a little tired. 'Sleep time, hiccup oops gonna feel that in the morning.'

'It's 5.30 in the afternoon.' Harry pointed out.

'And you're a dweeb.' Rene finished looking at his shocked expression. 'Oh sorry I thought we were playing Stating the Obvious. Can't help it, I'm really competitive.'

Again the room laughed and Harry yelled out. 'And you two suck!' He stood up cranky and left the same way Malfoy did.

'Is that the best any of you can do?' Cassie asked laughing so really hard.

Ron laughed, finding it very funny that some one could tell them off. 'I like you two.'

They laughed with him. 'We like you too!' They giggled from now on letting Ron into their secret circle. Hermione's eyebrows twitched. 'I'm going to go find Harry, he doesn't seem very happy that you made fun of him.'

'And you are just going to go and run to him aren't you?' Rene answered feeling a little sorry for Ron. 'Go on goodie goodie, but you don't know what you're missing out on.'

'Missing out on?' She asked leaving the room.

'She's such a wonderful person.' Ron said aloud, not knowing he said it.

'No she's not! You're fab Ron and she's fooling herself.' Cassie said holding his hand. 'Harry isn't half the man you are.'

'What?' Everybody said making kiss-kiss noises and obnoxious stuff. 'Cassie likes Ron.'

'Shaddup.' She answered. 'I think Ron's a nice guy and that you all need help, especially fashion wise, those robes are so 16th Century.' Every one in the room shut up instantly and reviewed their robes curiously.

Rene laughed. 'Yeah totally, and you know your hair is like so churchy! Can't you like brush it, try new styles and stuff. I mean Fred and George would look great with it spiked up a little.'

Cassie sighed.

'What?' Rene said looking at her confused.

She sighed again. 'I'm just thinking how great it would be if we had a party.'

'Yeah!' Rene said. 'With alcohol, music and we get the hot tub fired up! But not literally.'

Crab put his wand down, and mumbled. He really did want to set it on fire, its just he didn't realize that they meant getting in it. 'Sorry.' He laughed nervously as the hot tub was alight.

'Ahem…' Cassie coughed. 'Well maybe tomorrow night, I'm beat. Night.' She called out heading to her bed.

'Night.' Rene said following her and collapsing on the bed on the other side of her

'I don't know about you, but I think living with them is going to be a lot of fun.' Ron said with a smile on his face. Every one still in the room nodded, but very cautiously. As Ron left the room every body looked at one another, 'I still think Harry's right. We are definitely screwed.'

Every one else laughed quietly and silently left to do what ever it was they were going to do.

Cazza:It goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it…

Kalan:No more! Please just review the damn fic! PLEE-EEAASSSEEE!

Cazza:forever just because it is the song that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends…

Kalan:She's been singing it the whole time please make it stop… Follow the arrows and give me sympathy reviews before I go insane!

Cazza:Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because it is the song that never ends…

Kalan: Oh dear merciful reader she will TAKE OVER THE WORLD with her horrendous song that never ends… Kill me now…. Just follow the arrows (cries out in agony)