Big Headmaster

AN: We still don't own it, we just want the money…

Cazza:I still don't believe it!

Kalan:I know those reviewers are like not reviewing

Cazza:What? No I'm talking about the lollipop incident.

Kalan:Ahem ahahaha you heard about that huh?

Cazza:(looks at her friend strangely) How did you… fit it up there?

Kalan:OKAY I ADMIT IT I WAS VERY DRUNK AND I DIDN'T PUT IT THERE!

Cazza:ummm… okay… but..

Kalan: I DIDN'T DO IT!

Cazzaall right (clears throat)

Kalan:Change of subject, so are we gonna put our plan into action?

Cazza:Which plan? blinks

Kalan: The plan where we TAKE OVER THE WORLD

Cazza:(Gets angry) Will you stop stealing my line?

Kalan:Oops sorry it just keeps slipping out, here you say it.

Cazza:I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD

---Silence and crickets chirping ---

Cazza:Its not the same! (Runs from the room in tears, leaving Kalan in charge ofthe Keyboard.

Kalan:And I thought I was the one that needed to be drunk. (laughs maniacally as she realizes that she has full control of Keyboard…)

Muahahhahahahahah!

Chapter 4- Mudbloods and Magic Mushrooms

It had been a long week and it was almost time for the first nominations. It was a nerve racking time, except to the Muggles. They didn't seem at all nervous. They were as usual getting drunk or threatening Malfoy, or asleep. One way or the other the house hold was definitely screwed.

'This is Big Headmaster.' The voice rang out. 'I command you all to shower, especially the lovely young ladies.'

'NO!' The voices of the girls cried out.

'YES!' The boys yelled out at the same time.

'But why?' The voice yelled out in a whiney tone. 'I'm not peeking I swear!'

'Liar.' Rene muttered covering her chest with her fore arms. She shuddered. 'You are a dirty, sick old man.' She answered.

'I'll give you a present if you do?' It called out again. 'Lotsa lollies.'

'No!' Cassie yelled standing up. 'You gotta do better than that!'

'What then?'

There was silence; only the smile on Cassie's face frightened every one a little.

'Magic Mushrooms.' She answered smugly. No one except Rene had any Idea what they were.

'What?' The voice repeated confused. 'Huh?'

'You heard me.' Cassie said giggling. 'I want Magic Mushrooms.'

'Yeah!' Rene yelled getting up beside her. 'Magic Mushrooms, cause by the time we get through them we'll be too high to care.'

'Yup.' Cassie answered with a defiant nod.

'Bugger.' Big Headmaster yelled out. 'Fine! I'll find your bloody Magic Mushrooms.'

'Tee hee hee!' Cassie laughed. 'He's so dumb. While he's searching for them we can safely shower.'

Sure enough Dumbledore was so busy searching for these 'Magic Mushrooms.' That by the time he found them, every one had had a shower. He cursed to himself enjoying the moment when one of those cheeky housemates were evicted.

It was creeping closer to 5.00pm now. Soon they would have to nominate one person to leave the house. That was fine, Cassie and Rene had already planned that Malfoy was the first to go. He had watched the whole time they showered together, and only a small opaque plate glass divider had blocked his view.

'Ron!' Hermione yelled running towards him. 'Thank goodness I caught up with you.'

'Um, fuzzy? Where else is he gonna be?' Cassie answered angrily. Rene yawned and rolled over. 'Shaddup.' She mumbled…

'Well Harry and Malfoy are beating each other up! They are killing one another!' Hermione said ignoring the other Muggles.

'So?' Ron answered trying to look not at all interested, though curiosity was edging at the sides of his mind.

'So? Don't you want to get in there and help Harry out?' She cried out.

'…Shaddup.' Rene said again.

'No.' Ron said finally. 'I'd rather see him hung from a peg by his underwear.'

Cassie giggled softly. 'That can be arranged.'

'OH FOR…. I SAID SHADDUP! SHADDUP! SHADDUP! SHADDUP! SHADDUP! CANT YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!'

Hermione yelped and ran in fright.

'Shaddup yourself.' Cassie answered yawning and stretching. 'Tell me off again and I'll tell Dumbledore what a Magic Mushroom is.'

'Will not.' Rene answered. 'Cause then he could see you too!'

'Eh.' Cassie said. 'Like I care.'

'Bugger. You wouldn't care either.' Rene said stretching and rolling over.

Their nominations had just been entered and the three nominees were, Malfoy, Fred, and Ginny. Slowly the old man opened the envelope and said. 'It is time to go… Ginny.'

Harry looked as if the stuffing had been beaten out of him. He sighed and waved to her as she disappeared in a puff of smoke. The room held a moment for silence, well almost a whole moment. Until Rene sneezed. 'What?' She asked when every one else gave her a dirty look. Well that was it, week one was over and none of them were dead yet. A little bruised, shaken, bored or tired, but still breathing.

Cassie smiled thoughtfully, 'Malfoy, you seemed to have been to the toilet lately. You're usual I cant hold it in look isn't on today. Did you take some Laxatives? Oh I know, more fibre in your diet?'

Well no one was dead yet, but there were still 6 hours before lights out.

He grumbled to himself. 'Mudblood.'




















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