Finnaly...I thought it was all over...I had him pinned down but blast it all I lost. Then a new adventure started! This is what happened in Kingdom Hearts 2...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Yelled Sora. "Impossible!"
"Too bad." Said Riku.
"But I had you
pinned down and and and-"
"Shut up and get ready for
round 2."
Soon Kari walked in.
"Whats going on?" Asked Kari.
"I whooped Soras fat butt at super smash bro's melee!" Said Riku.
"My butts not fat." Murrmered Sora.
"Well guys." Said Kari. "It seems that destroying all the other worlds a week ago you brought a great evil with you!"
"What is it?" Asked Sora.
"I dont know. But this time Donald and Goofy cant help."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
4 hours later...
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"Are
you done?" Asked Kari.
"No.Give me another 6 hours. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"Shut up. and why are they so important?"
"They have the fruit loops."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"Ill
leave now..."
Sora headed for the gummi ship but forgot it wasnt there.
"Well." Said Sora. "We need to lure the evil here!"
"How?" Asked
Kari.
"Hmmmmmmmm...I think I have the perfect plan!"
Later at Toys R us...
"Sora...What are we doing here?" Asked Kari.
"Buying a PSP. They're all the rage." Said Sora.
"Shut up."
"How
about plan B!"
"Plan B aways works for Johnny Depp so I
say go for it."
"Yay!"
Later in the gaming department of Walmart.
"SORA WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?" Shouted Kari.
"Buying...Kingdom
Hearts!" Said Sora
"Why buy it when you lived
it?"
"Who asked you?"
"Myself and im gonna hate myself if I dont get in the car and leave without you..."
"While you're there
go to the mall and get a DS will
ya?"
"!#$!$#$$!#!#$$!#!$!$$#!$!$!#12!$!$$!#$!"
"Okay what?"
"Sorry. I said:IM GETTING IN THE CAR WITHOUT YOU YOU STUPID KID!"
"..."
"Ill
give you yogurt if you go away."
"Thats good."
"But
the yogurt is cursed."
"Thats bad."
"But
you're choice of topping."
"Thats good."
"But
the toppings contain cloriean and any other poisionus stuff we could
buy."
"..."
"Thats bad."
"Look
go away."
"Wait I have a plan
C!"
"To the Kingdomhearts-mobile!"
Later in Walmart...in the food department...
"Sora...This plan better work." Said Kari.
"It will." Said
Sora.
"I mean...Well...get in the Kingdomhearts-mobile."
"K."
Back at the place they live in destiny islands.
"Sora?" Asked Kari.
"Yes?" Replied Sora.
"Do you really thing
making a huge mouse trap and putting cheese and froot loops on top is
a good plan?"
"...DO NOT RESIST THE POWER OF THE
CHEESE!"
Soon Riku walked in.
"Why guys whats
up?" Asked Riku.
"Well you havent been in the story much
but Im sure thats old news to you now you can watch as we catch
evil!"
"With a
trap?"
"Yeah!"
"Perfect plan it will never
fail!"
Soon they were staring at the trap for hours on end.
"Guys I dont think this will work." Said Kari.
"DO NOT RESIST THE
ULTIMATE POWER OF CHEESE AND FRUIT LOOPS COMBINED!" Sora and
Riku said in unison.
"Okay I will..."
"DO NOT RESIST WE
SAY!"
"Whatever..."
Soon ansem was walking by.
"Thats the evil!" Said Sora.
"Im not
evil anymore. Well yes I am but what did I do?"
"Made
evil happen!"
"Well yes before bu-"
"HE
CONFESSES!"
"LOOK SHUT UP!"
"..."
"Okay
now whats with the tra-OH BOY! CHEESE AND FROOT LOOPS COMBINED!"
"We got
him."
"MMMM...OW! WHAT DID I DO TO THE CHEESE TO
MAKE THIS HAPPEN!"
"We got him.
Soon though a car drove up and out came the real evil...
"NO WAY!" Said Sora holding back tears of fear.
"It cant be!" Said Kari.
"Impossible!" Said Riku.
"ITS-" They all said. "HAPPY TREE FRIENDS!"
Soon they all took out chainsaws.
"ONE THING TO DO!" Said Sora. "BLOW THEM UP!"
So Sora took out a stick of dynomite and lit it then threw it at the happy tree friends. They all blew up.
"That was close."
Said Sora.
"See cheese is awesome!" Said Riku.
"..." Said Kari. "OH BOY CHEESE AND FROOT LOOPS COMBINED!"
Kari jumped at the food and soon the trap came down on her cutting her body in half.
"Poor..poor Kari." Said Sora shaking his head.
"What about me!" Said Riku. "I didnt die HAHAHaHAHAHaHA!"
Soon though one happy tree friend the pirate came up and took out the keyblade. He then stabbed Riku to death.
"MUAHAHHAHAHA!" Said the pirate as a whale came up behind him. "Wait...oh crap."
So the pirate was swollowed Kari and Riku and Ansem were dead and everything was happy once more...But watch out. The happy tree friends might come back...But what are the chances I mean they all died!
The End
