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Chapter 2: Contest
"Hey you guys want to go to the club 'Cat Fight' tonight?" asked Robin. "Sure why not." said Starfire. "Okay I'm gamed." said Raven. Raven and Starfire walked out of the room and left Beast Boy, Robin, and Cyborg in there.
"This is gonna be awesome! Sexy girls at the club tonight! I'm gonna grind with all the girls there!" said Beast Boy.
"BB you couldn't get a girl even if you tried." said Cyborg. "Who says I can't? Besides who's going to grind with you, you big hunk of medal." said Beast Boy.
"YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEAST BOY!" screamed Cyborg. "Okay you guys this is how we're going to see who's best. Whoever can get drunk and have sex with a girl tonight is the best." said Robin.
Cyborg and Beast Boy nodded. "Let's see who's the real man here." muddered Beast Boy. "Come on you guys, if we're gonna have sex with girl's ,we should atleast get some condoms." said Robin. They both nodded.
They went to the store and bought themselves some condoms. "Are you sure you guys don't want some color one's?" asked the clerk. "Dude look these are fine just ring them in!" screamed Beast Boy.
"Okay so we've all got the condoms right?" asked Robin. They both nodded and went inside Titans Tower.
"So what should we do while we wait for the big night?" asked Beast Boy. "Lets stock up on beer!" said Cyborg.
Beast Boy and Cyborg started to get all their favorite kinds of beer.
Mean While...
"Hey Raven what do you think we should do at the club tonight?" asked Starfire. "LET'S GRIND WITH BOYS!" screamed Raven.
She screamed it so loud that all of the people in the mall were staring at her. She could also hear a baby crying. She also screamed so loud that her hair grew out.
"Hey sexy lady." said a boy that she didn't even know. "Uh...hi whats your name? Have you ever went to a place called 'Cat Fight?" Raven asked him.
That guy was a comercial guy. He asked them to be in a comercial.
The Comercial:
Starfire and Raven wear a bikini top and a thong.
"Are you a sexy guy? Well we're sexy girls, and if you want to have some 'fun' tonight then go to 'Cat Fight'.
Back at Home:
Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Robin were playing games when their game had been interrupted by Raven and Starfire's comercial.
"Dude I want to have sex with that sexy lady." said Beast Boy drunk. "Likedudeyoucan'tshe'smysexylady." said Robin in a slur.
"NotStarfiredudeRaven." said Beast Boy also in a slur.
Then they see a comercial about Aqualad being gay. "DudeIwanttohavesexwiththatsexyboy." said Cyborg.
"Are you a girl now?" asked Beast Boy and Robin out of their drunk mode. "Maybe that's why you don't have a thingy."
"I DO SO! SEE!" said Cyborg. He let out his thingy. Robin and Beast Boy ooooooed and aaaawwwwed.
At the Mall:
"Okay now lets get some thongs." said Raven. Soon all of the boys were crowding Starfire.
"Hey what the hell's wrong with these boys?" Raven screamed. Then they ran over to her.
"Hey don't take my boys!" screamed Starfire. Some of them ran back to her and some of them stayed with Raven.
"Lets see who's really the sexyest. Tonight at the club I table dance and you can pole dance." said Raven. "Okay then contest is on." said Starfire. Then they walked their seperate ways.
At the Club:
Beast Boy,Raven,Starfire,Robin, and Cyborg all went into the club and then the fun started.
Beast Boy,Robin, and Cyborg were all drunk while Starfire and Raven were both in thongs and bikini tops.
Raven's thong and bikini top was purple while Starfire's was red.
Raven went to a table where all the boys crowded and then started to table dance. Beast Boy went there to watch while he was drunk.
"OOOOOOO YEAH BABY!" he screamed to Raven. She looked at him and made a sexy pose. Beast Boy fainted for about 5 seconds.
Starfire was trying to find a pole and when she actually found one she went up to it and started to pole dance. Robin saw her and went over there and started to throw bra's at her.
"Hey Robin baby want to ditch this and go to the private room?" Starfire asked him while pole dancing. He nodded and went in there with her.
Cyborg went to the dance floor and started to dance with somebody. But it wasn't a stranger...it was Aqualad.
"Hey come here you sexy boy you." said Aqualad. Cyborg went closer to him and then put him to a wall and started to make out with him.
"You want to go to the Titans Tower later and do a little somethin somethin?" asked Cyborg. "Yeah baby." said Aqualad.
Raven was still table dancing and was as wet as ever. "WHOA YEAH GIRL! WANT TO GRIND WITH ME LATER?" a stranger asked her.
"Heyyoshe'sminenotyour's." said Beast Boy drunk again. "Hey look drunk guy this sexy girl's mine!" said the stranger.
Beast Boy punched him and then it started a whole big fist fight. There were fist swinging everywhere that you could imagine. Beast Boy then punched the guy in his private and the guy had to go to the hospital.
"That always happens when I table dance doesn't it?" Raven asked herself. "Yes it does, and that's why I always win" said Beast Boy. Raven smiled. "You sexy lady." said Beast Boy.
"You want to go to Titans Tower and get in your bed?" asked Raven. Beast Boy "OH YEAH BABY!" "Then again lets go in my bed, your bed has a little thing in it." said Raven. Beast Boy blushed and they went to titans tower.
When they were at the front of Titans Tower it was shaking. "I guess some people got here before us." said Raven.
They went inside and on the couch they saw Aqualad and Cyborg having sex. "DUDE YOUR GAY!" screamed Beast Boy.
Cyborg looked up and said "Yes I am and I don't care!"
Beast Boy and Raven looked at each other and shrugged. They ran into Raven's room.
Mean While...
"Oh Robin that was so much fun!" said Starfire. "Yeahthatwasreallyawesome." said Robin still drunk. He fell down.
"Uh Robin baby maybe we should get you to Titans Tower and maybe get you into the bathroom that we never use." said Starfire.
Robin nodded and Starfire flew him there.
They also saw Aqualad and Cyborg having sex. "GAY!" screamed Starfire. She ran away from the site.
Robin however stayed. "Hey how can you guys be having sex?" asked Robin. Aqualad looked guilty at him.
"I have to tell you guys something...I'm a manlady." said Aqualad. They both gasped and Robin ran upstairs where Starfire was.
They saw Starfire pick him up.
"Dude why didn't you tell me?" asked Cyborg. "I didn't think that you would like me anymore." said Aqualad.
"Don't worry I still do... NOW LETS GO BACK IN THE BED!" screamed Cyborg. "Okay!" said Aqualad. They went back in the bed.
Starfire went to the extra never used bathroom and left Robin in there. Basically he threw up for the rest of the night.
Beast Boy however well...he forgot to put something on when they were having sex.
"Raven I have something to tell you...I forgot..." started Beast Boy.
A/N: Well if you want to know what he forgot to put on then read my next chapter that should come out sometime later or maybe tommarow. Your just gonna have to find out yourself! I know I am evil for making that cliffy! MUHAHAHA!
