Ok, the Amep, (or, "Almighty English Paper", for those of you who don't know, heh...) has actually promised not to hurt me if I post this today, so be gratefull to it!!
(Mysterious stranger in mask with a pointy body): Yes!! And shower it with many, many glorious gifts! Including (and not limited to,) a student who actually has the brain enough to write a good English paper, and many flashy pen sets!!
CYS: Yes, and many flashy- wait!! Was that an insult to my intelligence?And just whoare you anyway??
Mysterious Stranger: (takes off disquise) AH-HA, PUNY MORTALS!!!!!!!
CYS: It's the Amep!!
Amep: YES!! I am here for your pens and pencils, for with my pointy brotherenI can take over the world!! Bwuhahaha!!!!!!!
Said Pointy Brotheren: Yeah, we will destroy you ALL!!
One small brotheren, aka- the voice of reason: Except Orlando Bloom, he is our god!
Others: Yes! Let Bloom bloom!! All hail Legolas!!
Amep: It is the rest of you whom we shall kill, with our almighty pointy-ness!! HA HA!!
CYS: How about just giving out the disclaimer?
Brotheren: (Look at the Amep questioningly.)
Amep: .....Fine.
CYS: Ha ha, I win!!
Brotheren: YAY!! The almighty Collision doesn't own Yu-Yu-Hakusho...or Orlando Bloom.
(Even though she really, really wants to!! )
Amep: Almighty? When did SHE become ALMIGHTY?? I thought you guys were on my side!?!?
Brotheren: We were, but then she let us do the disclaimer. Now all we wanna do is look at pictures of Orlando Bloom all day!!
Voice of reason: And eat Super McButter-Nut's popcorn!
Brotheren: Yes, the popcorn, itcalls to us! ...And it's buttery-fresh!!
Amep: ...Traitors...
CYS: You're just mad because I won!!
Amep: YOU DIDN'T WIN!!
CYS: Sure I didn't... Well, enjoy the show!! 4
Gender Roles
Two years...
It wouldn't seem to be that long a time for most, but for him it had almost been...
An eternity...
He had never in his lifetime ever loved anyone, not even for a moment. (Well, except Yukina, but that was different.)
But still, two years?
Now that was something special...
His eyes twitched to the side at the sound of quiet mumbling and the rustling of sheets. Glancing through the half-open window, he gave an exhasperated sigh as he saw what a tangled mess the kitsune had made of himself, intertwined as he was in the blankets.
With a quiet sigh, he stole into the room without a sound, stopping by the gargantuan mountain of sheets that could have once very well had been called a bed. How can he stand to sleep with so much over him? Oh well...
Quietly he undid the knots, untangling and re-wrapping his lover in a more comfortable way. However, just as he was about to depart through the window, he heard utterance of his name in the dark and was compelled once again to the bedside.
"Koibito?'
"I am here."
"Koibito, I love you so much."
He smiled, looking almost adoringly (which was most unusual for him indeed) at the beautiful being beneath him.
"You too fox, you too."
"Good."
And even as he spoke these words he let out a massive snore that made even the little youkai jump, (which was even more unusual.) and turned to burry his head in theoverflowing cascade of pillows.
'Ah-ha,' the black-clad demon thought as he stood over the older boy,
'He was asleep the whole time.'
He sat watching the other for some vast expanse of time before finally turning once again to go. This time, however, he seemed to bear the tiniest of smirks on his usually sober face.
Yes, it really was something special.
Sitting back on his favorite perch outside the kitsune's window, he chanced another glance into the room before sunrise, and sighed in defeat. Once again, the ever-perservering fox had gotten himself hopelessly entangled in the dressings.
'Oh Kurama,' Hiei thought to himself, the enigmatic smile once again gracing his lips,
'What am I going to do with you?'
