Raining cats, dogs and mutants
By Todd Fan
Disclaimer: "You know, for a clown fish, he's not that funny"
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ACT 10 - A Kitty and her kitty
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At the Xavier mansion, Kitty is sitting down at the piano, Jamie runs up to her and sits on the piano stool next to her. Kitty giggles and gives him a hug. We can hear Warren from somewhere in the house
"Kitty, I don't hear any practising", calls Warren.
"Why should I!", snaps Kitty, "Ahem. Alright, Warren. I gotta practise now, kitty"
She pats Jamie on the head and puts him on top of the piano as she starts to play her scales. Suddenly, there is a discordant note, Kitty looks up to see Jamie pawing at the keys
"Aren't I cute?", asks Jamie, "Wouldn't I make a great boyfriend?"
"I'm definitely going to kill him", says Lance, "kill him and stamp on the pieces"
"Quit trying to pick up Kitty and play your role!", snaps Forge
"Oooh, you wanna practise too?", asks Kitty.
She starts to play out a tune as Jamie runs around the top of the piano, turning the play book for her and generally doing cute kitten things
You and me together will be
Forever you'll see
We two can be good company
Amara walks past and pauses, listening to it, she pulls a face and saunters off
You and Me
Yes, together we two
Together, that's you
Forever with me
We'll always be good company
You and me
Yes, together we'll be
"Does that mean you'll date me?", asks Jamie hopefully.
"No", says Kitty.
The scene moves from the mansion to where Kitty is in a rowing boat, Jamie pawing at the water
"Ahhhhhhh a romantic boat ride", smiles Jamie.
"...Now I know how Wanda feels", groans Kitty.
We go to a park, where Kitty is running along a fence, rattling a stick across it, Jamie doing the same, holding the stick in his mouth. They walk past Magneto and Agatha, who look aloofly at her. She gives a curtsey and Jamie bows his head
"...Wow, I actually get a role", blinks Agatha
"Yeah it sucks to just do cameos, doesn't it?", says Magneto, "at least I'm not a narrator"
Kitty gets an ice-cream giving some to Jamie as Warren sits by a fountain eating a huge one, reading a book
"You know", points out Warren, "...my wings are getting wet"
We go to where Kitty and Jamie are having a carriage ride drawn by Jott, with Pietro at the reins
"Heh heh heh, gee up, Jott!", giggles Pietro.
"I wouldn't mind, but EVERY time there's a horse...", mutters Scott.
"She picks parodies with horses in on purpose!", snaps Jean, "so she can make us do this!"
"It's a personal vendetta against us", says Scott, "I swear"
Jamie bats at Pietro's hat before snuggling back with Kitty
"No touching the clothes!", snaps Pietro.
"And now a nice romantic trip in a horse and carriage...", says Jamie with a sigh, smiling at Kitty
"Jamie, I'm NOT dating you!", snaps Kitty.
"You better not be!", shouts Lance from backstage.
We got to a really posh pet store, where Kitty buys a silver bowl with 'Jamie' written across it. Destiny hands her a blue collar with a gold disc, giving Jamie's name and address, which he looks proudly at in a mirror
"It looks lovely", says Destiny
"...How do you know?", asks Kitty, arching a brow
"DO YOU QUESTION ME!", screams Destiny
"...No?", tries Kitty
"Good girl", smiles Destiny
We move to night time when Kitty is getting ready for bed, Jamie sitting on it
"Bow chica wow wow, bow chica wow wow", sings Jamie
"Jamie...this is a PG fic", says Forge, "You can't insinuate stuff here!"
"...Darn", sighs Jamie.
"I am not dating someone younger than me and that's it!", snaps Kitty.
You and me together, will be
Forever, you'll see
We'll always be good company
You and me
Just wait and see
She snuggles into bed, Jamie snuggling next to her with a BIG grin on his face
"Goodnight, Jamie", says Kitty
Warren smiles and switches the light off, closing the door
"Bow chica wow wow"
There is a thunk, the sound of a small, furry animal being thrown against the wall.
"I was told I was going to snuggle next to Warren!", shouts Kitty
"…..Pardon?", blinks Warren.
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And there we go! Do review! Until next time…
