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Chapter 3: Bloopers/Pregnate?
Episode: Haunted
Scene 1: Robin is about to fight the ghost Slade.
Robin: I know I see's him...Oh wait I said see's.
everybody laughs
Director: Take 2!
Robin: I know I saw him!
Starfire: What should we do Beast Boy, I mean Cyborg?
everybody laughs
Director: Cut!
Director: Take 15
Robin: I know I saw him!
Starfire: What should we do Cyborg?
Cyborg: I think we should tape him down.
Beast Boy: You mean strap?
Cyborg: What?
Beast Boy: Your line's strap not tape.
Cyborg: DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I MEAN YOU...
Director: CUT!
Scene 2: Raven is going into Robin's eyes.
Starfire: Raven what are you going to do?
Raven: I have to use my powers to get into Robin's mind to see whisper line?
Director: if
Raven: if...whisper line?
Director: Slade is
Raven: Slade is... whisper line?
Director: actually after Robin.
Raven: if Slade is actually after somebody.
Director: Cut!
Episode: Date with Destiny
Scene 1: When Kitty ask Robin to the dance.
Bad Guy: If you don't go on a date with my daughter then I will set my babies free to take over the town.
Starfire: He will not go on a date with your daughter!
Robin: Star I have to, I will go on a date with your daughter.
Bad Guy: Don't tell me tell my daughter.
Kitty: Hey Robinpoo.
Starfire: OH YEAH! ROBIN WILL NEVER GO ON A DATE WITH YOU, YOU
Director: Cut!
Director: Take 5
Bad Guy: Go out with me...oh wait that was wrong wasn't it?
Director: Yeah.
Bad Guy: Okay lets try this again.
Director: Take 10
Robin: Okay I'll go on a date with her.
Starfire: WHAT!
Kitty: Hi Robindy girlfriend!
Robin: Uh...laughs Okay! Hi Kitty girlfriend!
Director laughing: Cut!
Scene 2: At the dance
Kitty: Come on Robin lets dance.
Robin: I don't do dancing.
Kitty: Oh come on please? drags Robin on dance floor
Starfire: mouth drops in punch bowl mmmmmm...hmm..mu month...wher do mu month go?
Director: What?
Robin: goes over Oh her mouth. Here's your mouth Starfire!
Starfire: puts on mouth thank you Robin.
Director: Take 13
Starfire: grows mouth back and growls at guy
Guy: growls back
Starfire: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Director: Cut
Episode: Sister
Scene 1: Starfire's sister comes.
Starfire: Oh hello blackfire what are you doing here?
Blackfire: I came to frame you for stealing the jewel thing from the...yeah uh I did that wrong. Let's try it again!
Director: Take 2
Starfire: GO AWAY YOU SISTER YOu!
Director: Cut!
Scene 2: At the Dance
Blackfire: Move it people the queen is here!
Cyborg: Betcha Beast Boy can do the robot does the robot
Beast Boy: Dude that's wrong. I say Betcha Cyborg can do the robot not you.
Cyborg: SHUT THE
Director: CUT!
Director: Take 2!
Starfire: Move it people the queen is here!
Blackfire: Uh Star I say that not you.
Starfire: Oh...right...I knew that.
Director: Take 10!
Dude: Hey you diggin the music?
Starfire: I did not know that we were suppose to bring pale's.
Director: It's shovel's.
Starfire: I'll say it for you...cut!
"God that was good." said Starfire. They were all back in the titans tower just sitting. Starfire looked around and saw everybody but Raven and Beast Boy.
"Friend's...where is Raven and Beast Boy?" she asked. Cyborg and Robin both shrugged. They were playing a new game that they got.
Mean While...
"Beast Boy wants to give me a piggy back ride." said Raven. "No he doesn't." said Beast Boy. "Yes he does." said Raven. "No he doesn't." said Beast Boy who was getting frustrated. "Yes he does." said Raven. "No he doesn't." said Beast Boy sterly. Raven pretended like she was crying "Yes he does."
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggg." said Beast Boy. He picked her up and carried her on his back all the way to...
At Titan Tower:
"Friends maybe I should find them..." "No Star stay here. I want to do a little somethin somethin with you." interrupted Robin. He went on top of Starfire. "Uh Robin why are you on top of me, we already did this last month (AN: This take's place a month after they go to the club)." said Starfire. "I want to do it again though." Robin pouted.
Starfire pushed him on and when he went back on top of her she simply pushed him off and threw a starbolt at him. "OWWWWWW STAR!" screamed Robin who was on the wall still. "STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE A BABY!" screamed Starfire as she ran out.
Starfire went to find Raven and Beast Boy and once she did she saw that Raven was crying. "Friends what has happened?" asked Starfire. "Well uh Star there's something that we have to tell you." said Beast Boy. Raven was still crying on his shoulder. "Yes what is it?" asked Starfire.
"Star..." started Raven. She wiped some of her tears off of her cheeks. "I...I'm p...pregnate." Raven choked out. She started to cry once more.
Starfire however didn't get why she was crying. "OH GLORIOUS! WE SHALL TEACH YOUR CHILD HOW TO BE A SUPER HERO!"she screamed.
"No Star you don't understand...if this baby come's then...you know when we had the end and I was the portal?" Raven asked. Starfire nodded. "Well since I was the first portal for the end..." Raven stopped to take a breath.
"What is it? Will you not be able to get drunk anymore? If you have to stop drinking then I'll stop drinking too" said Starfire.
"No Star, I mean yes I will have to stop drinking, but that's not what I mean. When my baby come's, there will be another end. Except this one will be soon. He won't wait another 13 years for this end. It'll probably be when she's three. Even though once she's born I'll have to give her some of my power, she still won't be strong enough to fight my dad. And my father will steal her instead of haunting her thoughts." said Raven.
"But Raven, how will your father do so? He's dead. We killed him." said Starfire.
"Once the baby is born, my father will come back to life. And since it only took 3 months after my mother had sex and had me, my baby will come next month." said Raven.
"WHAT! I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER IN A MONTH!" screamed Beast Boy. Raven nodded. "Okay okay okay okay." said Beast Boy as he paced around in circle's. "We're going to need a room for the baby and everything..." started Beast Boy. He remembered Raven say that it was going to be a her. "How do you know it's going to be a she?" asked Beast Boy.
"Because whenever I have a baby it's not going to be a 50 50 chance that it's going to be a boy or a girl. It's going to be like a 99.9 chance that's it's going to be a girl." said Raven. "And how do you know this stuff?" asked Beast Boy.
Raven sighed. "Because when I was six or seven I had to learn about this stuff. The baby doesn't come out like it does for humans. The baby will come out 3 months after sex. It take's you a month to see if your really going to have a baby, so you only have about 1-2 months to set up for it. I'll have to levitate the baby out of me." said Raven.
"How do you levitate to baby out of yoU?" said Beast Boy. "Once it's almost time for me to have the baby I'll get a new power, the power of ghost. I will have this power about a week before I have the baby so I only have a week to master it." said Raven.
"What happens if you don't master it?" asked Beast Boy. "Then I might just...die." said Raven.
A/N: Yes I know, this chapter wasn't as humories but I will make the next one humories. I promise. And yes I know that the "Beast Boy wants to give me a piggy back ride." thing was random ,but I couldn't resits saying it.
