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Chapter 3: The Training/Terra Returns
"Okay Raven it's been a month and you still don't have your ghost powers yet. Do you think that the babies might be coming later?" Beast Boy explained.
Raven wasn't listening though. She was dreaming about when Beast Boy and her had sex.
Flash Back:
Raven and Beast Boy had just went into Raven's room. It was still as dark as ever ,but they didn't care.
"Come on Raven, let's have sex." said Beast Boy. Raven smiled and stripped off her clothes.
"Whoa baby!" Beast Boy screamed. "Shhhhhh." said Raven. He nodded and smiled. "Okay now lets get this over with." said Raven.
Beast Boy stripped off his clothes and Raven's mouth dropped when she saw his muscles. "Look at these babies. See I do have a brain if I can make these kinds of muscles." said Beast Boy.
"You have a brain." Raven said. Beast Boy pouted and got in bed with her. He went on top of her. He felt like he was forgetting something ,but he pushed the thought out of his head.
End Flash Back:
Raven's thoughts were interrupted by Beast Boy. "Raven where are you?" he asked. "I'm right here." said Raven.
"I can't see you." said Beast Boy. Then he saw her head floting. "Uh Raven, did you like disconnect your head from your body or something?" Beast Boy asked.
Raven looked down and didn't see anything but air. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed.
She ran around again and again ,but she couldn't see anything. Robin, Starfire and Cyborg came in.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they all screamed. They looked at Ravens floting head and screamed again.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Raven screamed again.
Soon they were all screaming at the same time when Beast Boy interrupted all of them.
"Look, this is probably Raven's powers so that means that she only has a week to train before the baby comes. Now, Robin I want you to call her mom, Starfire make her some tea, Cyborg get some blankets." said Beast Boy.
"Since when did you become the boss?" asked Cyborg. "Well she is my wif... err girlfrien... errr... friend." said Beast Boy.
They did what he said and Raven's mom was over there in no time. "Raven where are yo...ahhhh...oh there you are." her mom said after looking at her floting head.
"Here's your tea Raven." said Starfire. "Thanks." said Raven. She had a hard time trying to grab the cup because she didn't know where her hands were.
When she finally did grab the cup she tried to drink it but it never went in her mouth. "Uh Star, could you put this on the table for me?" asked Raven.
"Okay Raven." Starfire said. "Okay Raven just pretend that your...Danny Phantom." her mother told her. She started to and it worked.
"Okay so all I have to do is do that when I have my babies." said Raven. Beast Boy smiled and heard the alarm go off.
Raven got up ,but Robin set her back down. "Raven, you need to stay here. You're going to have a baby soon. You need to train and rest."
Raven nodded and let them go.
When they came back they didn't see the Titans Tower ,but a destroyed like Titan's Tower.
"BEAST BOY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!" yelled a familiar voice. They all looked up and saw Terra with an uncounsis Raven.
"RAVEN!" Beast Boy screamed. He started to get mad at Terra. "TERRA GIVE HER BACK!" screamed Beast Boy.
"Beast Boy you use to like me, we went on a date." said Terra. "After that date you went on Slade's side. Terra, I'm not dating you again." said Beast Boy.
"But Beast Boy, we lov..." "Terra I don't love you." said Beast Boy. Terra looked down and then looked evily at him. "If you won't go out with me, I guess I have no choice." said Terra.
She used her powers to bring a rock up and it was close to Raven. "Don't you dare." said Beast Boy seriosly.
She nodded. "I could murder her, and maybe even two more." she said. Beast Boy shook his head and looked down.
"I'll go on a date with you." he said. Terra smiled and crushed the rock into the trashed Titan's Tower.
Beast Boy looked down and prayed to god that Raven would forgive him for going on a date with her.
A/N: I know, this chapter didn't have that much humor in it either, that might happen for a few chapters ,but after them there going to the club again and you won't believe what Raven's 3 year olds are going to do, or say.
