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wickedbella: parody? um sure. 3

dracostruelove: thanx for ur kind words!11 hes so hot, ehh?

SQ: lilac is NOT a mary sue. Shes got faults! Read chappie two correctly. HER NAME IS LILAC!111 not ebony idiot. Look at my reviewers my stories fine. I got a beta 4 u and evrything.

TDM: aww, ty! but u have no storiez?

Moyito: draco would NEVER do such a thing!1 he LUVS her.

Atrandom: I dumped my beta and am going w/out help just for you. 3

Dedicated to my sister who I pissed off.

Lilac's violet eyes gleamed in the dark like a cat. draco promissed her hed meet her here! the slytherin common room how romantic. he was late! Lilac paused and took a swig of her drink her hair turned lilac! she giggled. The new color was great.

"is that my love giggling in the dark?" came a hansome voice. "DRACO!" she cried. "right I had some 'unfinished business to take care of"

he pulled down his sleeve. "I saved all of this" she pouted her silky lips and ran a finger over them suggestively. "FOR YOU!" "oh lilac," he cried, lets take this relationship to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL! I want to meet you at the astronomy tower, if you know what I mean."

"draco!" she enonouciated affended-like. "im not that kind of girl!" then she pulled his coller near and smirked. "but I am THIS kind of girl."

Lips pursed, she plunged for him elegantly. Lips meshed together like a paintbrush getting very intimate with a canvas in preschool. Her mouth opened and her tongue poured out like a pitcher of lemonade into him. Little did they know harry and hermione were making out to a few houses away.

"so" the vixen pronounced "whens my first class? wanna be my study buddy if you know what I mean…?"

"how could I resist, baby?" the first class was potions.

Draco arrived with lilac wrapped around him. the newest fashion, you know. Mione and harry were there snogging. snape walked in. "harry and mione, while the mating habits of teens are a facinating subject were here for potions. Minus fifty points. And draco, im glad your getting some. Thirty points for slytherin."

The two kissed more there tongues dancing together in an erotic tango only they could here.