Time Travlin' Terry: Chapter 5

Llefay: I think I'm a little bit in love with you right now. YES that was a Quatre reference :huge smile: I'm so happy someone caught it.

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When the next chapter started they were already finished dinner. The only reason the gang regretted not going after Pony sooner was because none of them wanted to clear the table themselves. Terry had been extremely glad when dinner was over because Steve had just laughed the whole time, mumbling things about musical numbers and big shots and then giggling. The only conversation Terry really found interesting—if you could even say that—probably would have to have been the one about the price of gas.

"So how much does gas cost now?" Terry asked.

"Weeell…It would cost less if I made it from my bottom." Soda giggled.

"Right…"

"But anyway what's that got to do with the price of beans in China?" Soda asked, then something dawned on him and Steve at the same time.

"Beans! Beans! They're good for your heart. The more you eat 'em the more you fart! The more you fart, the better you feel, so eat those beans at every meal! YAY!" Steve basically had just been following along with Soda so his words had come seconds after Soda's, except for a few times when he got lucky.

"WOAH!" Soda thought of something brilliant "Ok, right, so you know how beans make you gassy? Well I was just talking about that kind of gas!" Soda chortled happily —because the word 'chortled' sounded strange here—then picked up his fork.

"Wait isn't it 'what's that got to do with the price of tea in China'?" Terry asked skeptically.

"You say salami, I say salmon." Soda gave his wise answer with a solemn face.

"Right-o."

"Bogalibo!" Two-bit had to get in on this action.

"Two-bit, you just said that joke." Terry said exasperatedly as the others laughed hysterically. He added in his mind 'and it wasn't funny then either.' Suddenly he froze 'but what if this world was somehow stuck and they simply laughed at whatever Two-bit said.'

Dally heard Terry's thoughts. "Nope," He said with a mouthful of shoe (and not something else) "Two-bit just has that magical charm."

So he said as Two-bit put a straw in his chocolate milk—which he mixed with beer—and drank through his nose.

"This is not dinner appropriate conversation." Darry said with an annoyed expression.

"Wow super-pope you're losing your touch and timing, like…like a big shot or something." Steve put in amusedly.

"YOU AINT ALLOWED TO CALL ME NO SUPER POPE!" Darry got up and forced Steve to read religious stories for them all.

After that horror was done, Darry decided to not spank them because he wanted Pony to be there to get spanked too. This made him decide it was time to look for him. He switched into 'I-care' mode, "Oh hell! Pony's gone. Oh god, I didn't mean it! We have to find him! Wait…I know of a way. I think…" He paused, "Yes, I do in fact think it's the time for it to awaken…"

"No…" Soda's face became serious…seriously worried. "You can't mean…"

"Yes. Yes I do. Soda go and open it!"

With that, Soda bit his lip and moved the dresser that was in the middle of their living room, but no one had ever noticed it until now even though it was sticking out like…like Steve's leisure suit. There were some decorations on the dresser that showed they had been trying to be discreet when putting it up. Their only other option had been to move the kitchen (they decided that just to move the oven would have been far too inconvenient) into the living room and the living room into the kitchen. Darry then realized that it would be even more likely for the gang to steal their chocolate because sometimes they forgot where the fridge was…but if it was in the living room where they walked in then they could say shalom and buh-bye to their precious chocolate.

None of them quite understood how switching the rooms would have helped matters, but Darry's motto was, "It has to make sense to someone and not just me or even me."

Behind the dresser was a door with a strange symbol.

"What's that symbol for?" Two-bit asked and then waited patiently while everyone laughed their asses off. Two-bit had grown used to this. 'That's the price you pay for being a sex symbol' (he was drunk when he thought of that) and then he went off to dance with blondes (manly blondes.)

"Oh that Ol thang?" Darry said, "Each of us had to do one thing or else nothing would keep it inside. I inscribed it to keep it inside. Soda put the dresser there, and Pony put lots of books in there to keep it busy. Pony…Oh god!" Darry remembered he was still in 'I-care' mode. "PONY!" Darry cried, but of course it was only on the inside because Darry could never let himself cry. Two-bit would have fallen hard for him and seen inside and loved Darry for who he was. He would be the only one to see the great man (for Darry was truly manly and no mere boy) he truly was. That would have been too out of character, though. Two-bit liked blondes.

"But how will this "it" help? What can it do that I can't?" Angela Shepard—yes she is now a sheepherder. She was angry at her family one day and decided it would be a good fashion statement, since she loves fashion so much. The rest of them (for purposes of this story) spelled their last name Shepered)—asked sexily because that was the only way she could talk.

"When did you get here?" Dally asked; He clearly didn't like her. Terry instantly noticed this because of the unbreakable bond that had been formed in these past chapters.

Terry didn't have to say anything to hear Dally's reason for hating her. "Oh that's because she got between me and Tim." Dally said to him. "Don't worry, though," he quickly added, "I like you better…" he caught himself before he allowed certain emotions to slip. "That is…if I could like people…I'm tough, gimmee a cig….GIMMEE!"

Angela somehow ignored, or just didn't hear, any of this. "Soda called me because I can sniff Pony from 3.6 miles away. I know because I was measuring when I was home sick, and when he went into the bathroom I lost track of him."

"How did you know the school bathroom was 3.6 miles from your house?" Dally asked.

"You mean from my room." She corrected.

"Oh yes that makes ALL the difference." Terry said sarcastically, but Angela didn't notice.

"I measured it in case it ever came in handy."

"Oh… okay." Dally said, still confused.

"How did you know he was in the bathroom?" Soda asked.

"I heard him peeing."

"See what I mean? She'll find Pony!" Soda said proudly. "Who are you again?"

"Angela."

"Oh, ok!"

"Anyway, it's just another one of my many talents. I can also hear Pony from a mile away." She wiggled her eyebrows suggestively, and she and Two-bit ended up having an eyebrow wiggle contest.

"Open it already!" Soda cried.

Darry said some sort of incantation under his breath. It sounded something like "OOOgie Shoogy Alaga googy." Or maybe that's what it was.

Suddenly the symbol on the door began to glow (suggestively) and the door unlocked. It burst open and out came Azlan from Narnia! Just kidding! The door really burst open to reveal a girl who had a mix of features from all the Curtis boys, but she looked strangely like a mary sue…I mean Soda!"

"OMIGOSH! You let me in!" She clapped her hands.

Darry stood tall and firm with his mouth tight, "That's Milkshake Booger-Lemonade Curtis. She's…"

"EW!" Steve screamed, "The 3 of you had a baby…like like some big shots or something!"

"She's our sister…she went to live with our mother's old best friend who'd always wanted a daughter and tried to steal her once, but then failed. My mother, who had visions her whole life, predicted that she would die right when Milkshake needed a mother most. She made her friend her god mother. I bet, though, that Milkshake was horribly abused by someone there and had some abortion and wants to live with us. A brother knows these things."

"Then why did you leave her there?"

"Oh, we never liked her very much."

"Wait where does that place lead to?" Dally put in.

"Oh it leads back and forth between her house in Alaska and here." Darry answered in a matter of fact voice. "If you cut left, though, you can go to Narnia." (This time I'm not joking.)

"I have brothers? You're my brothers?" She said so it would create some much needed drama. "I've been lied to my whole life! So," She smiled "I bet I'm Soda's twin right?"

"Um no…" Soda and Steve lied. Steve lied too because he didn't want anyone else taking up Soda's time. Pony did that enough.

"Shut up, Soda, and give me a hug! Oh but don't you love me right away, we need some serious relationship and character development first!"

Soda wore an expression of pain, "Don't worry," he said meekly "I won't."

"Ok, so isn't it time to find Pony?" Two-bit asked only no one knew Two-bit had said it, so no one laughed.

"Who asked that?" Darry asked.

"Um…" Two-bit thought for a moment, "Angela." He didn't want to ruin the moment.

"Oh yeah, Angela dose have sort of a manly voice," Angela glared at him, "A sexy man voice." He apologized, and she smiled and nodded her head.

"Ok guys it's time to G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GO!"

They all got into their giant robots and went to go "save" Pony. Oh yeah, and maybe they'd find Johnny along the way.

Oh one thing about the first chapter, there were no cell phones (small ones at least) when the movie was made. It was supposed to be that way. Making fun of fics where they seem to get their time periods confused. Just wanted to make that clear.

Haha sorry about the glows (suggestively) part, for some reason it made me laugh because it was so weird. Also, sorry that there were no "New York brag

stories" I didn't want it to get too repetitive although it is a recurring joke, obviously. Thanks for reading!