Time Travlin Terry: Chapter 6
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"Dar?" Soda said turning to Darry who he was already facing.
"Yeeeeuuupp?" Darry said still facing Soda.
"Um, why is it that Milkshake'll be able to help us find Pony? We're related to him too ya know."
Darry's face grew solemn…er and he laid a hand on Soda's shoulder. "Well lil monkey, it's partially women's intuition but there's another reason…" Darry hesitated for 10 minutes. "You, Milkshake, and Pony are twins."
Audible gasps were able to be heard from the gang who had all crowded around. Including Curly Shepard who had come over to get money from Angela and make sure she wasn't trying to prostitute herself to the other gang for the money. Plus he secretly wanted to see if Pony was up to burning his hand with a cigarette again. Good times, good times he reminisced.
"But wait," Soda said, "that could only be if I weren't related to you guys."
"No, no you're one of ours." Darry said, re-checking the birth certificates. He still had to take care of Soda.
"You mean…" Soda started eyes wide.
"Yes." Darry nodded "Pony was born two years late."
"Oh ok then. But what I was going to say was that we're triplets."
"Twins." Darry said shaking his head.
"There's 3 of us."
"If there were 3 of you it would be quintuplets Soda." Darry realized this was why Soda had dropped out of high school.
"Sure Darry sure." Soda said trying to drop the subject.
"I'll talk to you when we get back." How could Soda take that tone with him? He'd have to wait to yell at him when Pony got back. He wanted Pony to be there. Knowing him he would say something so Darry could yell at him instead of Soda. He was in that kind of mood.
First he switched back to I-care mode. "Alright lets go go GANG POWER!"
"DARRY!" Darry thrust his hand up in the air.
"SODA!" Soda put his hand next to Darry's touching the rings that had just appeared on their fingers, together.
"STEVE!" Steve put his hand up next to Soda's, edging closer to him then necessary.
"DALLAY!" Dally said in the strange accent that Johnny liked to use to say his name. He put his hand up next to Steve's.
"JOHNNY!" Normally Two-bit and Johnny would have both screamed at the same time since Johnny would have pushed Two-bit out of the way so he could touch Dally's hand.
"TWO-BIT!" Two-bit would have forgotten what he was mad about.
Instead though Two-bit just stood there until Dally punched him with his free fist and he joined the others.
Angela, Terry, Curly and Milkshake watched as the guys began to skip to their loo in the "carefully" formatted circle that they had formed. After 2000 times around they stopped in the exact spots that they had started in.
"POWER TO THE GANG! BANG!"
In Two-bits world they all jumped into robots and went to go find Pony.
In real life they all just began running in circles until they decided to split up.
In a faraway place that was pretty close by:
"I'm cold and alone. No one loves me. My life is empty. Flowerless sorrow. Empty bird ridden forest. Scarlet winds that blow away my tears of passionate melon coma's." He paused for a moment "No…I CANT EVEN WRITE POETRY!" He sobbed.
"I know how to poetry up your day greaser chickana." Came a flirty voice that could only come from a SOC!
"Yeah greaser chickana." Said the strange friend that repeats everything the lead evil guy says.
"Are you gonna rape me?" Pony asked "Cause if you are I'm gonna tell Darry."
"Well you know we weren't but now that you mention it you have a nice tight tushy and I think I'd like to put my zucchinis in it." He pulled out two very different zucchinis.
Pony ran but for some reason everything was in slow motion except for the Soc's catching him.
"Man you know we shouldn't be doing this Babin. It's wrong, that ain't no kitty cat."
"Shut up man! You know you're enjoying it. He's a hot lil monkey." He stuffed a zucchini into Pony's mouth.
"HEY YOU!" A stalker-like voice cried out. "YOU LEAVE HIM ALONE!"
Pony gasped and the zucchini feel out of his mouth "Fantasia!"
"Yes Pony it is I and Rudolph the red nosed Pegasus here to save the day."
By the time she was done being a moron the Soc's had already walked home. She turned to face their dust "I'LL GET YOU AND YOU'RE LITTLE ZUCCHINI TOO!"
"Leave." Ponyboy said angst…fully.
"Why?" She stuck out her chin which made her look odd.
"Do you have a crink in your neck?" Pony asked rudely, trying to be polite.
"No I don't! Is that any thanks for me saving your life!"
"But you didn't! You just stood there introducing you and Rupert!"
"RUDOLPH!"
"Just go away! Let me mourn my lost virginity and write poems!"
"You were a virgin!" She giggled.
Pony looked mad and pointed towards a tree indicating that she should leave or climb up a tree. Or both.
She pouted and looked like a creepy fish. A lovely creepy fish. "But…but Pony! We're so close. What happened to us?"
He looked scared. "I've never liked you. We just brought you home and since you've woken up you've been nothing but annoying and creepy!"
She gave him a stalker look "Me? creepy? Ah Pony," She shook her head and tried a different tactic "I'll be able to find you even in the darkest toilet. Won't you miss me when I'm gone?"
"No! God you're confusing me." He started bawling and finally Fantasia Rainbow Giraffe Florgenshnburg (with a silent n) and her Pegasus left. But not before giving Pony a long and knowing (stalker) look.
"PONY!" Johnny came out of the bushes and hugged his friend. "I saw the whole thing!"
"Isn't she so annoying? She wouldn't just leave!"
"Wha…who? I just saw two guys rape you."
"Why didn't you help me?"
"I dunno I guess I just didn't think of it." Johnny shrugged.
"Oh well ok then." Pony nodded since that made sense. "Oh god! Johnny I gotta pee!"
"It's ok man." Johnny began to sob for some reason "I won't watch ya."
"Um thanks…" Pony edged away and went to pee in the bushes. That's where everybody peed in those days. It was the fashion.
ELSE WHERE:
"We've looked everywhere but there no signs of Pony!" Everyone cried to Darry who was sitting in the bushes being fashionable.
"Well have you looked in the lot?" He asked them while Soda handed him a leaf.
"Yes." "No." Angela and Milkshake said at the same time.
"Yeah Angela we so went there 10 minutes ago because you thought you saw Pony's silhouette in the moonlight..."
"Ya Milkshake but it turned out it was day so we didn't go there."
"Yeah but then you thought you saw his silhouette in the daylight."
"No I thought that but didn't act on it."
"Well then how did I know that."
"Because I love you."
"No because I love you."
"You love me?"
"Yes, and I always have…all those days in the closet I spent thinking about you!"
"Oh Milk!"
"OH ANGUS!"
They embraced in a way between lesbian and friend.
"OOOH MAMA!" Two-bit said wishing they were blonde.
"WOOEEE" Steve and Soda and Curly hollered.
"THAT'S MY SISTER!" Soda and Curly yelled at each other at the same time.
Darry just looked like a porno director. All smug and stuff on his bush throne.
"They like…like big shots." Steve whispered to Dally who was vomiting into pavement cracks. Terry was holding Dally's beautiful locks of golden hair out of his face with his hands, feeling it's silkiness between his fingers. Wait what?
"Let's just go look in the lot already." Darry suggested and everyone forgot about what had happened. Except for one person…someone who'd been watching in the bushes…with her Pegasus.
Sure enough in the lot they sensed that the boys had been there seconds before. If they weren't there then where could they be?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT COMPELLING AND CRAZED CHAPTER OF TIME TRAVLIN TERRY!
R/R please and I hope you enjoyed, thank you for reading! I hope you still retain what little sanity you had when you came to read this.
