Time Travlin Terry: Chapter 7

"Omg Johnny, where are we gonna go?" Pony, who was currently upside down trying to blow his nose because he had nothing better to do, asked.

"Well, where do we always go when we have a problem?" Johnny replied sensibly.

"Ummm…to Darry?" Pony answered and burst into tears of love that was intertwined with sorrow and…some other sappy stuff.

"Nooo. Ok let me put it like this. If a….a….a….Soc that had a lot of rings tried to kill us for bein' with his girl and her friend and then we—well me—killed him to save our lives, where would you go?"

Pony opened his mouth to speak and Johnny said quickly, "Not Darry. In this hypothetical scenario that will probably never happen, Darry hit you."

Pony thought. "Not Darry?"

"Getting closer."

"Oh! That's easy. I'd go to Bucks hoping Dally was there to help us. Dally always knows what to do."

"Duh! Right on."

Elsewhere:

"Ok, so where would the guys go if they killed someone?" Terry suggested, knowing the whole book and working from there.

"Oh!" Dally snapped his fingers and did a little dance. "They would go to Bucks, of course."

Darry lowered his already lowered eyes. "Why would they go to Bucks? Have they been sucked in by Bucks rugged good looks and charm?"

Dally was confused since Buck possessed neither of these things. He was just kind of sloppy looking and perverted. Well to each his own, Dally thought and shrugged.

"Why are you shrugging?" Soda asked because he liked to comment on the dumbest things.

Dally sighed. "I dunno Soda, but that reminds me of a story."

Everyone sighed and braced themselves.

"One time I was going to rob a bank. I asked my friend 'hey Marcus, do you want to rob it too?' and you know what the guy did? He shrugged."

"Well that was kind of an improvement. At least you mentioned shrugging, but that was the worst story ever!" Steve said and flicked his ashes at Dally since Pony wasn't around, and he was feeling lucky…punk.

"Wait so what happened to the guy?" Soda asked before Dally could go wild on Steve's ass and get all up in his face.

"Huh? Oh right. He went to jail and died of lead poisoning."

"Right-O"

"Bogalie Bo."

"Anyway," Darry said "We need a plan. I, of course, have one. What we're going to do is…" For some reason Darry started to whisper because they did that on TV shows…which he never had anytime to watch, but secretly did. "Dally is going to intercept them there, and we'll all hide around and wing it from there. Sound good?"

Like anyone would argue with Darry.

Back to the run away silly willies:

"You knock."
"No you!"
"OK, here's what we'll do," Johnny decided, since Pony was still mentally unbalanced, "We'll play Lemon, Melon, Chicken for it."

"How do you play that?"

"Um, Duh. Basically you put your fist out for Melon which beats chicken, you put your hand out flat for lemonade which beats melon, and you put out two fingers for chicken like a beak which beats lemonade."

"That sounds an awful lot like rock papers scissors." Pony said eying Johnny suspiciously.

This caused Johnny to become defensive, which is never a good thing. "Well it's not so just…just stop it! Ok? Or else you can just go to jail for killing that guy."

"Johnny that was your fake scenario."

"Just drop it Pony, just drop it like Suzie. You need to let it go."

"Who's Suzie already?"

"Oh Pony, how very much you have to learn."

Ponyboy was convinced by Johnny's sheer calm and non-freaking out ness. "Alright, let's do this thang."
In the end Pony obviously had to knock on the door because Johnny was too good at his own game.

"Hellooo?" Buck said as he answered the door.

"Hello." Pony said, only with less o's.

Johnny didn't say anything, just acted quiet and jumpy like usual.

"So how can I help you boys…? Would you like to come in for a game of hide and go find my sweet spot?"

"No thanks."

"How about a nice cold drink of lemon-suck-me?"

"No."

"Well do you need me to search you for butt lice?"

"NO!"

"Well fine then what is it then?" Buck asked with annoyance.

"We need to find Dally."

"Well you're in luck, Dally just went back there." Buck lied, but to his immense pleasure Pony and Johnny headed 'back there' to Dally's usual room.

"Hey! That's not Dally!" Pony said at the same time that Johnny was saying "Hi Dally!" to a coat hanger.

"Tee Hee now you have to play my game of what's the surprise in my pants!" Buck declared.

"NOT SO FAST!" Dally said from behind Buck.

"Dally? NO! How can it be you? I thought you were dead."

"Well you thought wrong buddy, and now I'm back and better than ever to save Johnny and Pony!"

"But how did you figure out my diabolical plan?"

"Oh it was easy Buck, it was easy…for your name isn't really Buck now is it?"

"Yes it is."

"Oh. Well, it was still easy because I saw the long letter you sent to Darry explaining your plan."

"Oh that. I didn't think you would be able to not misinterpret it." Buck said even though he didn't know what the hell Dally was talking about; he just thought he was sexy.

"Whatever that means…yes…" Dally smirked.

"Well you won't win yet!" Buck shrieked and suddenly 8 Soc's appeared and began to head towards Dally.

"No you don't!" Everyone else shouted as they came in.

"How did you guys know where I'd be?" Dally shouted to them happily while punching a Soc in the face.

"We knew because of the power of love you fool!" Terry shouted, but didn't know why.

"Great! Let's go guys!"

The rest of the gang, except for Pony and Johnny who had suddenly turned into whiny babies who couldn't fight, helped Dally to defeat the evil Soc's and steal Bucks magical ring from 20 years ago which he'd stolen from Princess Margretta from dimension number 3.

"Thank god that's over!" Pony said as they went home.

"It may be over Pony, but it's never really over." Darry said and wrapped his arms around Pony's shoulder. He would have to spank him later; they'd been through far too much.

While everyone was hugging and celebrating, someone (obviously it's Fantasia and her stupid Pegasus) watched them and their joy with jealousy.

Find out more in the next compelling and crazy and somewhat confusing even to me, TIME TRAVLIN TERRY!