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The boys stepped confidently toward the door, well actually they were pushed forcibly by Sally and Noin but that does not matter. The door opens as the G boys neared to show a girl with green eyes and a long silver ponytail glaring at them..

"What!" the girl said in a bitchy and pissed off tone, "What do you want?"

A voice behind him said in an annoying bubbly voice, "Hey Yat, who's there?"

Yaten the shortest of the Starlights and the one I think is cool even though he/she has some issues snapped out, "How should I know? It's not my party." She/he walked off.

Mina another totally stupid and annoying scout bounces up to the boys and hails the two real women, "Hi Sally, Lucresia!"

Noin suppresses the urge to bonk her brains out with a mallet and answers, "Hey Mina. We can't stay, work you know. Can our friends stay?"

Mina smiles like a moron and butchers another saying, "Sure, the more the jollier."

Noin's eye twitches at the shear blond stupidity of the girl, "Um, ok. See you five tomorrow."

They step into the large, bright room to see countless numbers of girls everywhere. All of them were talking, laughing, and carrying on. Some already in pjs or skimpy sleepwear. It was a pervert's paradise. Sniffling is heard so Heero, Duo, and Trowa look to see Quatre with a tissue to his nose. Even Heero can't hide his shock at the naughty minded Blond.

Mina, being annoying and rude yells over to the cool scout Amy, "HEY AMY!!!"

Amy also gains a small eye twitch as she answers, "Yes?"

"Could you show..." finally she realizes she does not know their names. "uh what's your names?"

Duo pipped in before the others could think with an ovously fake girly voice, "Helen, Quansy, Tracy, Chelsy, and I'm Duo"

Trowa spoke up to say, "Short for Dorothy," in revenge for naming him Tracy when he obviously was more of a Crystal. Some people could be so insensitive.

Suddenly the large and frightening eyebrows of Dorthy popped up, as well as the rest of her as she clapped her hands in delight, "Really? I'm Dorothy as well. Come with me then Dorothy he he he."

Paralized by fear of the eyebrows Duo screamed bloody murder as he was dragged away. As Duo is pulled out of site Relena; annoying, stupid, psycho, moronic, ugly, not good enough to lick Heero's muddy shoes, comes walking in. Heero pales and runs into the throngs of the party. Relena watches, shrugs, and continues on in.


All of the guests had arrived and the party was going on hard. All of the girls were having a great time. The boys on the other hand,

Quatre glares grumpily around him, "I hate this."

Trowa says what he normally does in such a situation, "Hm."

Wufie sat beside them, drooling slightly and staring into oblivion without noticing anything.

Quatre looks over at Wufie in envy, "Lucky basterd."


Scary-brow searched through the crowd for Duo who had escaped as soon as he was able to, "Dorthy2 where are you!" she called out.

Dorothy walked on, not noticing Duo under a coffee table. Once she had gone out of site he rose from the floor. Falling to the floor he thanked whoever helped him out there. As he was about to leave to look for the others he ran into a cat like girl with blond hair in a braid with a metal ring at the end.

"Mrow. You call that a braid?" Asha Chanchan asked looking at his braid.

Another cat like girl except with short pinkish hair looked at Duo's nice hair with a gleam that frightened Duo more then Dorthy's spiky brows, "I think that she'd look good with it down." Merl said mater of factly.

A chineses girl with long purple hair made up with buns on top said in broken English, "Shampoo's hair make more pretty."

Duo started to sweat profoundly.


In some corner of the house Heero stood near a group of girls and a single guy. The long, blue haired one spoke first in a girlish voice.

"What a drag that the only guys hear are in drag." Fisheye said with a sigh. Heero stiffened at these words.

The guy who actually was not a guy but Amara, aka Sailor Uranus, looked over at the cross dressing knife thrower, "What are you talking about? You don't go for other cross dressers?"

Fisheye scoffed at her as he said, "No, I like manly guys like Darien or Terry Bogard or Trowa Barton."

A redhead with a braided pigtail looked at him/her in shock, "Why do you choose to look like a girl?"

Fisheye pouted at the short girl, "Don't make fun of it Ranma. I'd love to turn into a real girl like you." Suddenly he thought of something, "Hey, why are you hear?"

Ranma-chan glared at him as he muttered "I lost a bet."

HawksEye, suprising or not with his little skirt thing he always wore was there too and in drag, "Yup I beat you in chess so don't whine."

Nuriko flicked his long purple braid over his shoulder, "Yeah, well anyways Fisheye. I can't believe you don't like Heero. I bet if I got rid of his stalker, he would be very preparative."

Heero snapped at this and yelled, "YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!" and with that he runs into the crowd.


In yet another part of the house the stupid stalker known as Relena looked up as her Heero Senses tingled, "Heero?"

Iaka, the Jurian princess and fellow obsessive stalker turned to the dumb tramp, "Relena calm down, he can not be here unless he was a cross-dresser. Remember that a princess must stay refined while in public."

Relena huffed at this and said 'Tenchi'

Iaka developed a pink background with hearts and cupids flying around while she says dreamily, "Tenchi my love."


That is it. How do you like my torture? Reviews, please?