This is the end, the final chapter and I can't be happier. Review peeps or I will make more crap like this.
Me no own nothing, so there.
After making a mad dash through the house Heero had found an empty room and was hiding out within it. He was justifying his retreat with the logic that he may have been discovered when he heard voices from the next room.
a soft voice that was slightly deeper then a woman could have sighed and asked with great pain, "What did I do to deserve this?"
A second and obviously female voice pipped in with a cheery, "You said you would help."
The first voice stated angerly "I meant with a stakeout, not coming in!"
The cheerful voice stated, "Well we need one of you guys here to protect the other girls," as if it was the most obvious thing.
The first voice fell into an almost whine, "But why not Yusuke?"
"You look like a girl. Come on."
Heero looks out of his room to see a blue haired girl dragging a person with mid back length red hair behind her. He was clawing at the floor to stay in the room.
Heero's only thought was, 'What the heck?'
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Back in the party Wufie was separated from Trowa and Quatre by a herd of hungry girls. By some twist of fate he ended up in a group of Wufie fangirls, which is a real shock since it was believed that they did not exist.
"Wufie is the best!"
The group cheered.
"Wufie is the strongest!"
The group cheered.
Vin, a crazy OC of Gundam Wing walks up, "Wufie sucks."
"Boooo!" went the group.
Wufie, in his forced high slurred out, "Wuvei is pretzels."
The Wufei fangirls looked at the high Chinese 'girl' not sure weather to be mad or scared, said, "Um, ok."
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Trowa is in another part talking with a Trowa fan.
The girl looked over at the silent Trowa thoughtfully, "you know you remind me of someone."
Trowa's visible eyebrow twitched ever so slightly as he looked at the girl that had not stopped talking for ten minutes, "Hm."
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Duo layed on the floor, trying to crawl away. His hair was up in a Princess Leia hairstyle, "Please let me GO!" he yelled with tears in his eyes. Ah, it almost makes you feel bad.
The cat girl Merl looked down at the cross-dressing Duo with an evil glint in her eyes "No."
The high pitched screams could be heard for miles as the cat clan defiled the sanctity of Duo's braid. Some where you could hear the cries of the fangirls as they died on envy.
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In another part of the party the feared and dreaded perverted fangirl Chonsa sat blabbing on to Quatre who she normally harrasted any time he was near, never guessing who the blond was, "You know who else is sexy."
Quatre was past the point of fear and was now considering suicide just to make it stop, "Kill me." He begged the gods, who where laughing at him right that second.
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They all eventually find each other just to get pushed into a game of Truth or Dare though vin wanted to play I Never
Vin went first while pouting and looking toward the liquor, "Ok, Lee. Truth or Dare."
Lee, a crazy brunette friend of Vin said, "Dare."
Vin smiled wickedly, "I dare you to first call Heero then," she whispered into the girl's ear, "and get him here."
Lee grabs a cell phone and dials, everyone looks at Heero when they hear his cell phone ring.
Heero quickly shifts his voice into a girlish high pitch, "Have to go to the restroom." Before dashing off to the toilet where he answered the phone as if nothing happened.
"What?"
Lee, "Heero come to the party Mansion or I will tell everyone who you love," she hangs up before he can threaten her with bodily harm.
Heero's comment to this cannot be stated in this fic though for I would have to upgrade to R so lets just say it was very bad.
Heero takes off the T to reveal his trusty tangtop and removes the extensions, then jumps out the window.
"I'll kill those two," he promises himself while visions of tortures danced through his head.
He waits ten minutes, then goes to the door. Vin answers it with a devilish smile and even a little devil tail, "Hello bro." she hog ties and carries him to the center of the circle.
Lee turns to Relena, "Ok Relena, truth or dare?"
"Dare."
Lee looked down at the angry boy, "I dare you to kiss Heero for four minutes."
Relena happily walks to Heero and kisses him for five. After she finishes, she walks back to her place and asks Melfena who goes truth
"Who's cuter, Heero or Gene, the truth now."
Melfena blushes deep red as she stutters, "Well, um, ah, Heero. Ok, ah Mina."
Mina, "Dare"
Mel: "Um," Chonsa whispers something causing Mel to blush, "I can't say that! Well Mina, take Heero's shirt off."
Two hours pass and Heero's cheeks are covered with lipstick from ten girls who at the moment feared death from the angry Peacecraft, no shoes or socks, was tickled rapidity, and five drawings. (3 hearts, 2 smiley faces, and a large rose on his back). Raye, who was picking, dares Serena to kiss Heero on the mouth.
Heero, who was instead thinking of painful things to do to Lee and Vin, was shocked to feel the short kiss and blushed bright red. Relena was furious.
Relena huffed as she planed the moon princess's assassination, "This game's stupid."
Serena, clueless like the little blond she was said, "Your right, it's late. Time for bed."
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While everyone was changing, Heero had escaped and was sitting in the woods to brood. After everyone got changed and came out, it was clear this was no place for teen boys. Many of the girls wore skimpy, tight cloths and some even less. Duo and Quatre had nosebleeds; Trowa, Ranma, and Kurama were blushing; and Wufei was still sedated, they gave him a strong sedative. Suddenly a small blur jumps through an open window. It clung onto a girl's chest and purred with happiness.
"Aaaaaaaahhhh! GET OFF!"
Chonsa waved to the little old man on the girl, "Hi dad!"
Old man waves back, "Hello Chonsa dear."
Ranma-chan made a grab for the man, "Happosai you old freak! Get out!"
Happosai jumps off the girl, to Ranma-chan, then around the room. He only stops because he finds many guns, weapons and attacks directed at him.
Many bangs, cracks and thumps could be heard as the girls pummeled the man to a bloody pulp.
As the girls throw him out the back door, into the sea, the front bursts open. Many soldiers, demons, space pirates, monsters, hamster dinosaurs, and other bad things run in.
This time, however, many boys arive to fight as well. I could describe this hideous, gory, and short battle but small children may be reading, so it ended quickly without much good guy injury and massive damage to the mansion.
Lee, who walked beside the boys who had left their girl cloths in the burning rubble "So you gave up the ruse, finally."
The G boys say nothing.
Vin looks around hopefully, "How about a game of I Never?"
"Sure, I need a large drink anyways." Quatra
They start toward the bar, Wufei stops.
"What's up dopey?"
Wufei looks at them all.
"What?"
"...WHY THE HELL AM I WEIRING PINK PAGAMA'S!"
FIN
Notes
I Never is a drinking game where one says something they never did and the ones that did do it take a drink. Size of drink up to drinker
That is it. I finally finished a fic! Please review!
