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"Was it love?" Harry teased at Snape's goofy smile.
Snap's smile was quickly gone as he looked at Harry. "Of course not. I only met him a few hours ago."
"Humph. I didn't think you were the type who'd go for one night stands."
"15 years later and your still acting like an 11 year old."
"16 years actually. I'm 27!"
"Good for you!"
"So?" Harry prompted expectantly.
"So what?" Snape snapped, ears still red from embarrassment.
"Are you usually in bars looking for a partner for the night?" Harry wagged his eyebrows.
"Actually I've never had a one night stand, Potter."
"Oh… so what have you been up to since I graduated?"
"Not in the loop, Potter? I suppose taming dragons in Romania with Mr Weasley takes up all of your time and interest."
"I wasn't cut out for taming dragons, only dodging them. And Bill quit."
"Why did he quit?" Snape asked curiously. "I've heard he was the best."
"He was. Fleur made him quit when their kid was born. They were barely married a week when she found out she was pregnant. I swear, the Weasley's must has some weird gene so that they make everyone pregnant first time! Got three kids now, fourth on the way."
"What about Ron Weasley? Is he still with… whatshername?"
"Trish? Yeah. They got married last year. Second kid on the way and they think it's twins."
"May Merlin help the teachers is another set of Weasley twins get in Hogwarts. I've heard the OTHER twins are doing well in their shop?"
"Very well. But enough about them. What about you? You managed to evade my question last time I asked."
Snape snorted. "Well, I left Hogwarts a few years ago. I've travelled most of the world by now. Just a few places left to go. But I'm thinking of moving close to here."
Harry looked at his empyt glass. "You want a drink?" Harry offered. Snape nodded.
Harry came back 5 minutes later with two pints.
"You were saying?"
"That's about it really. What about you?"
"Well, taming dragons for about a week before I was fired. A few other jobs for a week or less before I got fired. Going for job interviews, getting turned down. That's it. Nothing so interesting as travelling the world."
"I haven't travelled the world," Snape pointed out.
"Most of the world," Harry mimicked.
"And you're eleven again."
Several rounds of drink later, the mood had dulled.
"So I caught him cheating on me with that… that…"
"Bastard," Snape filled in, his head resting on his floded arms on the table. "He didn't think I had a big enough ass so he left! Bloody bastard."
"After he and him told us he loved us."
"Mmm."
"And then he fired me from his office and said I won't be staying there anymore and bythe way your baoss called, aharry, you're fired."
Snape chuckled drunkenly.
"What?" Harry demanded.
"You said Joe fired you from his office."
"Oh… I mean he threw me from his house. My round. You want another Sev'rusy?"
Snape shook his head. "No. I better get going. Might see you around Harry." He stumbled from the pub, knocking over a table on his way, apologising to some invisible person. "So sory Ma'am."
"Byebye Sev'rusy." Harry ordered another drink and wondered if he ever would see Sev'rusy again… and if the beermat was ever going to stop dancing.
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