The uncertain future

I don't on Xiaolin Showdonw but I do own a TV 2 watch it on.

Raymundo wandered the halls of the Temple lazily. Omi had been annoying him so he sent him on a "mystical quest" to find an "almighty shen gong wu" that "Dojo had just told him about." It was the minion cloak that allowed the user to summon ninjas to do one's bidding. It was supposedly 20 miles below the temple in a vault that sealed itself if any SGW powers were activated nearby, so Omi had run off to grab a shovel.

Raymundo turned a corner and caught his pants on a bamboo shoot sticking out of the walls. He struggled with it for a moment, and then managed to pull it off. As he did, he tripped over the same shoot and fell, hitting his head. A moment later, as he got to his knees, found himself face to face with Dojo. "NEW SHENGONGWU PEOPLE!"

Raymundo smacked Dojo, wiped the blood from his ears and then asked? "What's it called?'

"IT'S THE MINION CLOAK!"

"NO WAY! WHERE IS IT?"
"UNDER THE TEMPLE, YOU SEE, IT'S IN A VAULT—"

"NO WAY!"

Kimiko, who had heard the yelling, slapped them both, wiped the blood from her ears and then asked, "WHAT IS GOING ON!"

Clay had now arrived and wrapped all three of them up with a lasso and yelled, "AY! PARDNERS! WHATS THE DILLIO? (AN: In my story clay is a gangster cowboy, so much cooler. D.M.)

Master Fung picked up the shen gong wu scroll, whacked them all with it so hard they fell unconscious, wiped the blood from his ears and went to grab a shovel. As he got there, Omi was putting his back and was yelling "I AM THE VICTORIOUS!" Omi was whacked with a shovel then "relieved" of his newfound cloak.

Master Fung, now completely alone, went into the training hall with the cloak and summoned ten ninjas all armed with weapons such as spears, knives, swords, shuriken, num-chucks and staves. He ordered them all to attack him and began sparring with them. Every time he killed one, he summoned two more. Within moments, he was surrounded by 720 ninjas. He soon was knocked unconscious and the ninjas disappeared within the cloak.

Dojo was the first to wake up. He yelled and yelled and yelled until Raymundo woke up and elbowed him (they're still tied up, remember D.M.) Raymundo helped Dojo wriggle out and ended up upside down with the rope in a very uncomfortable position between his legs. Dojo slid over to Clay and made as big of a fireball as he could (it was so small it seemed like a candle had tipped. Still, it was enough to wake Clay, who did a flick-pull-snap-crackle-pop thing and the rope came undone. This whole exchange took about 10 minutes.

Raymundo got out and instantly took advantage of the situation and ran to the vault and grabbed the shadow of fear. He was about to use it on Clay but realized the lummox wasn't sleeping. "I wish I had some Shen gong wu that would let me put people to sleep…oh well…better put this back."

Master Fung was congratulating Omi for his retrieval of the Minion Cloak when Dojo yelled, "NEW SHENGONGWU!" It's the bracelet of slumber; it puts people to sleep with an orange mist and allows you to see their dreams!"

"No way, that's exactly what I just thought about…that minion cloak was odd too...!" Raymundo thought. "Oh well, no time to think of why this is happening, I've got a shen gong wu to get."

The dragons headed off to Dublin, Ireland and saw Jack Spicer looking through a street vendors table of bracelets. Jack picked one up and said, "Bracelet of Slumber!" Nothing. He did this again and again, nothing. Again and again until he shot out a weird orange mist that hit the clerk that was selling the bracelets and saw him dreaming about his girlfriend. They were playing a very scary, very disturbing, very erotic game. Jack pulled the mist back into the bracelet and vomited. Ray and Kim did to but Omi was too enthralled by the sight of a naked woman that he seemed to go into a trance. Clay who was "too mature" to be affected ran up and punched Jack. He saw the bracelet go flying into the air and land in a whirlpool that Omi, being in a trance, had unknowingly created.

Ray wiped his mouth and used the sword of the storm to dissipate the water but the bracelet was too far to reach and it was taking all his concentration to move the water apart. Kimiko ran and snatched up the bracelet. Jack ran at her but stupidly, forgot about the water. Ray released the cyclone and Jack went flying. He whacked into a wall and slumped unconscious.

"YES!" Kimiko yelled. "We got it." Then suddenly, a monk jumped up, did a centuple back-flip and kicked it out of her hand, kicked off of a wall, reversing his momentum, grabbed the bracelet in the air and landed, running away.

"Can I be the first to ask, 'Who the heaven was that?'" Omi asked.

"It's who the hell Omi," corrected Kimiko.

"Who is this 'who the hell' Kimiko?" Omi inquired.

"Never mind"

There's the first actual chapter, read and review! PLEASE!