Dib gets suspicious

Kar had been at the skool for about two weeks now. Within that time, both Dib and Zim had been trying to find out more about this peculiar girl. Dib actually talked to her, while Zim, usually tried other methods that…well never worked. Anyway, there was a field trip being planned, and this was not something that made Miss Bitters happy. She hated field trips, and anything that gave her a reason to go outside, in the sun.

As usual Kar sat down at her lone lunch table, and took out her bag. Dib walked over to her, yet again. Kar let him, but made a face and told him that she wanted to kick him. He was used to this by now, but it was still weird.

"What, Dib?" she asked, giving him her evil death glare. It vaguely reminded him of Tak's "cat", when he'd first seen it by the window.

"Are you going on the filed trip?"

"Yes."

"Have you ever been to an aquarium, before?"

"No."

"They don't have them, in..er, wherever you came from?"

"No. Not in the city I lived in. And the teacher wouldn't allow field trips to it, anyway."

"Oh." Dib replied, disappointed. He wanted to catch her in something, but she was such a fox, that he had yet to. Actually, the more he talked to her, and the more he saw her around, the more normal she appeared. Dib was finally convinced she was most likely not another alien. Zim, however wasn't sure what on Irk he was searching for. He hadn't found it, either.

After lunch, the class filed back into class. Zita watched Kar, as she sat down. What was that, she was holding? Kar put it down. It was a paper, but she could not read what it said. She was too far away. Zim sat down, and looked at Kar, though his head was not turned. He could only see her out of the corner of his eye. Kar, who had odd senses about being stared at returned his, only hers was cold. He looked away. A few minutes later, however the same thing happened. Dib watched curiously, that whole day. He wanted to know why Zim was acting so odd. It had started when Kar had come to the class. He cornered the badly disguised alien, after the bell.

"Zim." He said, sounding accusing. "Why are you acting so weird?"

"Ah, the Dib-stink. What? Me? Weird? Never!"

"Actually, you always act weird, but you've been even weirder around Kar! What are you doing?"

"Nuh…nothing. I am Ziiimmm! I do not act weird around you, horrid human beasts!"

"Yes, you get all ner…" Dib gaped at the boy, whom he knew to be an alien. "Is it possible?" He ran his hand, through his sickle-shaped hair. "You…like a…human?"

"What? Zim likes no Earthlings. Zim will conquer you all!"

"You…you have a crush on a human. Wow! I never thought I'd see the day. Too bad you have to kill her." Dib said, in a voice that suggested he knew something Zim didn't.

"Yes, yes. You'll all be crushed." Zim replied, absently. "Kill who? All of you will die!"

"Kar." At this, Zim opened his mouth. Nothing came out. Finally he collected himself enough to give an answer.

"Yes, Kar will die too."

"But you like her!"

"I do not enjoy being in the company of any of you foul, Earth grubs." Zim stated.

"No, you don't get it. Don't you…" Dib wondered if he was wrong. "Don't you have any feelings for Kar?"

"What? Feelings toward a Human-pig? Never!" He didn't sound extremely convincing, so Dib give up the idea.

"Oh. Well, I think she'll believe me." Dib said, but he was thinking something else. 'Because I like her. She's…different than the others.'

"Then I shall take her away from you, and run tests on her! Muhahaha!"

Zim gave his infamous laugh, while one eye was half closed, and the other wide open. Dib just stared. He shouldn't have told him. Zim walked away, his feet lifting high in his usual odd-looking march. Dib chased after his sister, who'd been waiting for him.

"Gaz! I think Zim likes this new kid, Kar, who I like who…" Gaz looked up, as soon as he came, punched him in the stomach, and began to a beat up session.

"That's for making me wait!" she screamed, with a voice, full of anger. Dib swayed home, and fell on the couch. Was there a point to ever talking to his sister, if she always hit him, punched, jabbed him and basically beat him? He was used to it, but it didn't men he liked it.

Back at Zim's base, our favorite little alien was cooking us a new plan. He would finalize it at this, field trip. Zim had never been to an aquarium, and of course had no idea what it was. He thought it was some sort for military base, where they trained animals. He was yelling at Gir, for playing with his rubber moose, when he was supposed to be watching the containement levels of the viles. Gir's big cyan eyes watered, then he marched over to the viles and observed them. He poked at one, and it shattered. Suddenly, he was glowing a bright radioactive green.

"I do NOT like a filthy, human-snot. I will make sure Dib—" Zim entered the room. Gir was touching everything, making it glow like him. He was singing the doom song, which drove him insane. "Gir! Stop! Nuuu! Don't touch that! Don't press those!" Another crazy day, was ending. Dib climbed into his bed, and fell asleep. Zim, finally got Gir to stop, and cleaned him, was making him clean up. The next day was the field trip, and much would happen. As we know, with Zim, it will be hilarious and chaotic!

Author's notes:

Gir: -runs around screaming, in the background with a toy octopi on his head-

Zim: Gir! Come here, and stop that!

Gir: -goes on Zim's head and eats the toy-

Zim: -angry- Gir! Get off my perfect, normal head!

Coda: -picks up Gir and places him on the ground-

Gir: -looks up at Coda- Are you Master's Girlfriend?

Coda: -blushes- No, I'm just an author. I write stuff.

Zim: What is this..this friend-of-girl-thing?

Coda: -puts face on palm-

Zim: -innocently- What?

Dib: I hate you. –speaks to both aliens-

Coda: -pokes Dib and speaks sweetly- I hate you too, Dibby-Poo! 3

Zim: Nuuu! Don't touch the human-monster! You'll be contaminated!

Dib: -smirking- What? Are you jealous?

Zim: What? I did not speak of jelly?

Coda: I don't own Invader Zim, which is property of Jhonen Vasquez! Ok, now you can read the funniness! Oh, and Kar will have a bigger part in the next chappie. –blows kisses which explode and cover you with sparkly stuff-

Zim; Nuuu! Don't waste the sparkly-heart-thingies! We must use them, in our next plan to take over Earth!

Dib: WHAT! Nuuu! And I can't do anything! Nuuu!