Story: Hubby

Author: Fuki

Couple: Botan/Yusuke

Rating: T

Authors Note: This is unusual. Ah, well, read and review please. I hope you like! This is my try at humor. :3


"No, Yusuke." A soft bint voice trembled, "Its over."

Yusuke's eye's grew wide. He resembled a simp by the look of his face. It was quiet poor. But yet horribly cute with mixures of lament. He held her hand by his heart, on his muscular chest. So hard and built. Doesn't she know that he loves her? Maybe..just maybe its better for the both of them. Her hand slowly slipped off of his grip to his lap. He stood up, off the stair steps (at Keiko's house, on the porch outside). He looked up into the dark sky, at the moon.

So, its over, huh? Yusuke groaned in his head. He continued to stare at the moon, with Keiko sitting on the bench looking at his feet. As he was staring, he saw a flash of pink and blue flying by the moon quickly. His mouth parted, Botan?

"Yusuke!" Keiko shouted for the seventh time.

Yusuke glanced at her and snapped out of his thoughts. He nodded numbly for her pleasurable voice to continue.

"Please, please, please, can we still be good friends?" Keiko sound like she was cadging. Who knows, maybe she was..!

Yusuke grinned.

He bent down and met her gaze. Her eye's were sparkling with delight, her face was flushed at how close he was. His warm breath smacked her lips at every lovely breath. Her eye's fluttered closed. It was time for a kiss, hm? She slightly puckered her lips for his. She inched closer to the warm breaths. Plep. Keiko opened her eye's. Hm? A finger on her pink lips. Her cheeks pinked. No kiss?

"Oh no." He teased in a whisper, "You are not going to cast that spell on me, sweetie."

Keiko couldn't help it. She laughed, her chest pumping up and down with every laugh. He chuckled and looked at her laugh. He was sure going to miss all those pervertive what nots with her. Then he would get a smack. Boo.

"Well, Keiko, see ya." Yusuke waved. He stood up, and backed away. "Good bye." She whispered. He turned with his fists jammed into his green pockets and walked off, most likely headed home. Keiko sighed while looking at him leave out of her heart. She, herself, stood up brushing her skirt. She touched the cold door knob of her house and turned it quickly. She stepped in and closed the hard door. It just can't work. I feel nothing but friendship with him..nothing more..i'm sure he feels the same.


"Yusuke Urameshi, get your ass up!"

Moms.

Their the best.

Yusuke groaned loudly.

"Dammit!" Yusuke cursed in his moans, tossing and turning on his bed. One of his legs flew onto the ground and the other twirled and did the same. He was in sitting position with his feet on the floor. He pushed himself of his bed and bent down. His arms lazyly floating in front of him, groaning in every step he took. He entered the bathroom and shut the door.

"God damn school.." He mumbled while taking his tooth brush, he squeezed the tooth paste on it and brushed his white teeth. He spit out the tooth paste and continued to do this several times, quickly, he did everyother part in his mouth. Then he rinsed his teeth and mouth with cold water three times. Then he entered the shower. Just a quick shower. When he was done he dried his hair and wore his green uniform. He gel'ed his very dark brown hair, black looking hair, but its impossible to have black hair unless you dye it.

"Hurry the hell up, dumbass!" Atsuko, mother sweet, yelled, growling furiously.

"Oh, your such a peach!" Yusuke growled loudly so she could hear.

"Peachy keen!"

"My ass!"

Yusuke grinned.

Yep, he shut her up. He opened the bathroom door. Cree-p. Oh my. Atsuko stood there with his very hard suitcase. A deathly glare she had. Yusuke 'meep'ed'.

"My, god..!" He cried.

"God can't help you now.." She raised the suitcase and slammed it on his head a trillion times, he had tears in the corner of his chocolate eye's, playfully. 'Ow, ow, ow!' He chanted at every slam.

"I'm a peach, dammit!" She slammed it on him again.

"I'm going to be late- ouch!" He yelled, always figthing, eh?-!

She stopped.

She brightened and gave him his suitcase and, from out of the blue, a kiss on the cheek. Her expression changed from deadly to mother sweet. Yusuke paled. Yeah, okay, better run now.


"Yusuke!"

Yusuke turned.

Now..that voice did not sound very familar. Though it was a bint voice. He smirked. A girl? He was in the school halls, since it was time to go to lunch, but instead of lunch he was headed for the roof as always. The girl stopped in front of him, breathing, trying to catch her breath.

"Hm? Miku?" Yusuke remembered. He poked her small nose with his index finger. Her cheeks pinked like cherry blossoms. His lips curved up. She was a beauty. She had very light brown curls that were in two ponytails it came up to her chest. Her bangs were long and clashed on her cheeks, very curly. It looked cute. She had dark blue eye's, sea like. She wasn't fat, nor perfect. She was just normal like normal people. It wasn't bad. It was just fine. In fact, she was pretty flat stomached. Her hips were skinny. As was her legs and arms. Though she looked weak. Like all girls, she had on her school uniform.

"Y-yes..!" She giggled and nodded. Her hands came to her chest and laid there. She looked at him and smiled. "I hear you and Keiko broke up?"

He nodded and bit a laugh. She looked kind of cute trying to hit on him. Or flurt, eh..

"Um..will you..be my..well..boyfriend?" She bit her lip and looked down to her feet. She stood on her tippy toes. In hopes on him agreeing. She didhave a big crush on him, maybe even love

"No, Yusuke. Its over."

"Y-yeah, sure." Yusuke agreed. He knows her. He used to tease her alot and he was friends with her, sort of. They never did talk. He thought she had a thing for him. And besides, no probelms right? I mean she did look sweet and pretty. Why not give her a chance?

"Oh, yes!" She twirled and hugged him. She looks so happy. Her head rested on his chest. "Hey, lets go eat lunch, together."

Yusuke shook his head.

"I can't, sorry." Yusuke frowned and patted her head.

Miku pouted. She stood on her tippy toes, both legs crossing eachother. She twirled her finger on his muscular chest, and inched closer to him. Yusuke blushed slightly. He shifted his leg to the other.

"Well, then you'll have to make it up now won't you?" She smiled mischeviously. Want glistened in her blue orbs. Yusuke grinned weakly. Well wasn't she just perky?

"A date, tonight?" He suggested.

"Pick me up at seven."

"Gotcha."

She waved and ran out of sight, to hang out with her friends and eat. Yusuke sighed and walked up the stairs to the roof. He opened the door, normally light would shine on him, but something was towering above him. Er..

"Where the hell were you?-!" Botan yelled. Tapping her feet on the hard floor. She wore a diffrent kimono, it was purple, it had pink swirls on it. It came up above her ankle. Her hair was down, since she was sitting on the roof playing with it, waiting for Yusuke to come. She looked so pretty and cute. So angelic. Yusuke pinked a little.

"I was talking to my girlfriend."

Botan felt a pang of jealousy. So much for her suger sweet luck with him.

"What? I thought you broke up with Keiko. Thats what she told me.." Botan trailed off, letting her fingers play with her cerulean threads of hair. So silky. Mm. She never let her gaze off of him. She wanted him to know..

"Well, yeah, but I have a new girlfriend."

Botan's hand twiched. No, no, no! It wasn't suppose to be that way! Dammit!

"Oh, thats great.." Botan put on a fake smile. God.

Yusuke grinned. His creamy fingers running through his healthy hair, filled with gel.

Botan turned slightly grim, really slight.

"Your not planning to tell her about your secret, right?"

"About Rekai and stuff?"

"No, duh."

"No."

"Good.."

Yusuke rolled his eye's.

"Oh yes!" Botan's eye's shimmered in rememberence. Yusuke stared at her not interested. "I forgot to tell you, tonight at eight, you must deliver a special package to somebody, i'm not sure whom but Koenma will talk to you about it."

Yusuke shook his head and waved his hands.

"No."

Botan gave him a horrible look.

"Why..?" She peeped angryly.

"Because I have a date at seven tonight, with Miku." Yusuke sighed.

"Please, please, please, can we still be good friends?"

Tinkle.

Yusuke's eye's twiched. This is a whole diffrent situation. No need for the past. How was his friend doing? How did she feel? So many questions. My, goodness.

"Look, Yusuke." A very annoyed Botan growled. She couldn't help it. She was jealous. In the flash of an eye he gets a girl. What the hell?-! Perposterous! "With all do respect, I do not care for your women. You do the job. Good bye." Botan summoned her oar and left storming off like dangerous thunder.

Yusuke glared at her leave. He felt like pulling her sweet little hair, and banging her head on a wall. She sounded so damn bitchy. My, god. Oh yeah and about the job.

Hell no.

"Bye to you too."

Hush.

"Good bye."


"Yusuke, i'm so glad you came!"

Muki glistened with love and happiness. She wore a, slightly dark, spaghetti strap red dress that stopped at her thighs, on hem of the dress there were light red jewels. She matched with the same color boots that frooze above her ankle. She had on light red brown-ish lipstick. Her hair was let down, curls pounced up and down. Oh well she looked nice, hm?

"No sweat." Yusuke waved and kissed her on the cheek. My ass. No sweat. Hah! What a horrible lie. What will Koenma say when he doesn't show up? Wait, bad thought. Subject changed!

"So where are we going?" Miku softly asked. They were both hand in hand, walking on the sidewalk. Yusuke looked fine himself. He wore some what baggy dark blue jeans with a black sleeve button down shirt. The first three buttons were down. He didn't gel his hair. He let it down and look silky. He had on black sneekers. Quiet a sight! Mmm.

"Wherever you want, sweetie." He teased. Her cheeks burned up. She put her index finger on her chin and made a thinking face. She smiled and him. She got an idea.

"Well, I hate fancy places and i'm not hungry so how about we go to the movies and then go out to eat?"

Yusuke grinned. His head bobbed up and down. That was a yes. Oh how sweet..!


"What do you mean he isn't coming!"

Botan leaned foward and popped back up for several times, her ponytail plopped up and down at every motion. 'Sorry, sorry, sorry!' she chanted as she did.

"You are not forgiven! It was your job, Botan!" Toddler Koenma babbled on, sucking his pacifier as he continued. Sucking noises and anger flinged out of his mouth. Heaving up and down he did.

"Koenma he refused!" She argued back, standing up straight in front of his desk, "He said he had a date..feh.."

"He must deliver this package!"

"Its not my fault that his women is getting to him!"

Koenma frooze.

"Its all that girls fault!" Koenma shouted slamming his small hands on his desk. He looked at Botan and smiled evily. Botan paled. What now?-!

"Botan! I've got an idea!" Koenma sang, twirling his tiny fingers.

"Hm?"

"Okay, you go to Yusuke's school and break them apart, by each day!" Koenma smiled, "Isn't that a great idea?"

"What? No! Thats a horrible idea!" Botan growled.

Koenma looked at her with calm serene eye's now. What a change, hm?

"Look," He began never tearing his gaze off her, "I know you like him."

Botan frowned.

"What?" She laughed nerviously.

"You like Yusuke." Koenma repeated.

Oh, god.

"Oh, no, no, no!" She nerviously waved her thin hands in front of her heaving chesting. She was burning up. She breathed heavyly. She hates this stuff.

"You don't have to hide it from me, I won't tell." Koenma gestured, "Attend his school and do your job your way."

Botan shook her head.

"Its an order, Botan." Koenma darkened.

Botan squeeked.

"But, what do I do?" Botan lowered her eye lids, eyebrows curved.

Koenma smiled.

"Like I said, your job. You are dissmissed."

Botan parted her pink lips, but Koenma wouldn't listen. Oh, my. Her job? So she had to go to Ningenkai? Where would she live? Botan felt dizzy. She left the office. She decided to go to Keiko's house. She wouldn't want to bother Genkai, Yukina, and Hiei at the temple. There were already enough people there. And besides Keiko's parents are out, they wanted to learn more about cooking so it'll be best for their resturant so they went to Korea, where their own parents were. So Keiko was alone. Why not keep her company? Before going anywhere Botan went to her room and started to pack up her things.


"Oh, Yusuke, thank you for the great time today!" Miku kissed him on the cheek, and grinned. Yusuke smirked. Ah, we was good with the lads. Miku stepped into her home, before she closed the door she blew him a kiss and winked. Yusuke grinned.

"Bye, bye! Hey, how about I come to your house tommarow, its Saturday tommarow." Miku smiled, leaning on her door.

Yusuke hesitated to answer.

"Um, yeah, sure. My mom works in the morning, afternoon, and then at night she goes out to bars." Yusuke grinned hotly. He lifted his hand up and shook it. "Bye!" He walked away out her her sight. Miku sighed.

Oh, I can't wait! I'm so happy.


Knock, knock!

Keiko's head rose up. Who could that be? Its eight thirty. Hm. Keiko put her tea on the table and got off her creamy couch. She walked over to the door. Her hair was let down. She was in her pajamas. It was a orange tank top and orange pants, she also had white slippers on. She looked quiet comfortable. She walked over to the door, vigerously. She peeped through the eye hole to see who it was...

Botan?

With luggage?

And pajamas?

Keiko giggled and opened the door.

Botan was wearing pink pajamas! Her hair was down. She had on a pink tank top with white hearts on it. Same color and design with her pants too. She had on fuzzy pink slippers. She grinned. Keiko hugged her friend. She missed her. She hugged her so tight that Botan thought she was dieing but hugged her back none the less. Keiko took her luggage inside and let Botan come it. Fresh cold breeze hit Botan's nape. It was hot outside, but cold in Keiko's house. She must have the A.C on. Botan sat on the couch and so did her good friend.

"I missed you!" Keiko hugged her again, both swinging left to right in their embrace.

"I missed you, too!" Botan smiled. "I hope you don't mind me staying here, i'm going to attend you school!"

"Really?-!" Keiko squeeked, "At I don't mind, not at all!"

Botan grinned and squeeled.

They both laughed.

"So, why are you attending my school?" Keiko asked sweetly.

"Well, because.."

Keiko inched closer too her looking at her straight in the eye.

"Hmmm?" Keiko nudged Botan in the ribs, Botan giggled.

"Its because..okay first off..I sorta like..Yusuke.." Botan squeeked.

Keiko's jaw was hanging.

"Really!" Keiko laughed.

Botan nodded and blushed several shades of hot red.

"Aw!" Keiko sang.

"Okay, and he has a girlfriend, Miku, and Yusuke is missing his missons because of her! So I have to split them, or do something for him to stop spending so much time with her." Botan huffed.

Keiko raised an eye brow.

"He has a girlfriend, already?" Keiko growled.

"Y-yes." Botan sweat dropped.

"Miku? Out of all the girls, Miku! She is so damn bitchy, I hate her!" Keiko raised her voice, fisting her hands. Botan paled.

"Keiko, your..very..um, uhehe?" Botan laughed nerviously.

Keiko brightened.

"I got an idea!" Keiko grinned.

Botan looked at her curiously.

"Shoot."

"Okay, how about we go to Yusuke's house tommarow?"

Botan's face heated.

"Um..s-sure?"


Authors Note: Whoa! This sucked! xD! My foot was numb while typing this, and my back hurts! I'll make sure the next chapter is way better this was horrible, it was so not witty. ;-; Sorry. I might delete this and rewrite it, I think its going too fast, tell me if I should. I just have a horrible say. x(

Oh yes and to Vulpixi Misa my other story when you asked if it will a Yusuke/Botan, of course it will! I'm a Yusuke/Botan fan, I toodislike Kurama/Botan, eh.