Hey! I thought of this while watching Spongebob! (although it makes no sense) So, please R&R!
"Dude, I wish there was something to do..." Beast Boy sighed as he and Cyborg tried to turn on the gamestation that they knew wouldn't work because Raven broke it into 6 pieces and Beast Boy duck-taped it back together.
"Same here dude...I just wish Raven hadn't destroyed my garage..." Cyborg sighed. "Thats what you get for burning all my books." Raven said, not even looking at the green changeling and the half-robot.
"Hey, thats what you get for giving me a lighter!" Beast Boy smiled. "SO IT WAS YOUR FAULT!" Cyborg said, jumping up. Cyborg then immedietly chased Beast Boy around the room.
"Will you too just cut it out!" Raven yelled, as Beast Boy jumped on the table and broke her glass filled with her special herbal tea. "Not until he pays for what he did!" Cyborg yelled.
Robin and Starfire then came into the room and grinning from ear to ear. "Guys guys! Calm down! I have good news!" Robin said, as Cyborg stopped chasing Beast Boy. "Yes! Friends! Robin and I have found a wonderous shop that sells party items! And we wish to have a party!" Starfire added.
"A party?" Beast Boy said. "Sweet!" "Yes! Can we invite Titans East?" Cyborg asked. "Sure, we called them 20 minutes ago. They should arrive in about 2 hours. Now lets get started!" Robin said.
1 hour and 30 minutes later...
After the Titans set up the decorations (minus Beast Boy, he kept making things brake or fall) they suddenly realized that they needed music. "What kind of music should we have?" Robin asked, picking out some hip-hop music. "I want rock!' Beast Boy smiled. "I wish for country!" Starfire smiled. "Gothic music all the way." Raven said. "Rap!" Cyborg yelled.
"Ugh, why don't we just listen to the radio?" Robin sighed. Of course, they were soo many radio stations, they just decided to listen to all of the cds they had, because they had no other choice.
"Alright, now, we just have to wait for the guys to-arrive?" Beast Boy said, as the doorbell rang. "Since when do we have a doorbell?"
"Alright! Let's get in started in here!" Cyborg said, as he turned on the music, and started, gettin jiggy wit it (lol).
When the Titans East came up stairs, they immedietly started dancing. Mas and Menos kept flirting with Starfire, and eventually got into a fight with Robin when they both tried tokiss her. Speedy kept eyeing Raven, who was in a corner, silently reading a book.
Cyborg and Bumble Bee started dancing together and were flirting with each other too, leaving Beast Boy to secretly sneak out of the common room and into his room, then back to the common room.
Beast Boy opened up a bottle he had in his pants pocketand poured it into the punch. He then stirred the punch and filled up the plastic cups, then adding more of the 'mysterious' drink into the punch bowl.
Beast Boy then closed the bottle and then threw away the drink in the trash can and handed out the drinks. "Beast Boy, this punch tastes wierd..." Raven said taking a sip of the punch. "Yeah, it's, uh, it's a mix between cherry and blueberry. Heh, new flavor." Beast Boy grinned. "Oh." Raven said, taking another sip.
Once everyone had almost 10 cups of the punch (including Beast Boy) they all were extremely drunk. Robin, Mas, and Menos stopped fighting and were all laughing and calling Starfire a whore, whileStarfire kept trying to make out with everyone, Cyborg and Bumble Bee were laughing at everything, and Beast Boy kept throwing up.
Raven thenannounced that she would be going to her room, and Speedy and Beast Boy followed her, of course, the narrator has no idea why they went (this is rated T, so I'm not allowed to say...heehee).
The next morning...
"Uhhh...Where am I?" Bumble asked, getting up, and for some reason, it hurt to move her lower body. She looked around and noticed Cyborg just a few feet away, sleeping of course, on the couch in the common room. He had a distinct smile on his face, and seemed to be drooling. "Oh my god...What happened last night?" Bumble Bee said, as she slowly realized that her dream was indeed true.
"Ugh...What time is it...?" Beast Boy moaned, as he got up and looked around the room. Oddly enough, it looked like Raven's room. He looked around and saw...Raven. and on the floor was Speedy. He thenslowly realized what he had done. As long as he didn't 'do it' with them, he should be fine. "Aw fuck." Beast Boy moaned, as he relived his horrific, yet nice dream.
"Oh my god..." Robin said, holding his head. He had such a headache. Suddenly, he remembered all that happened last night. A smile then lit up his face. "Heh, I knew those hand cuffs would come in handy one day. Suddenly, he turned to see a sleeping Starfire, and a grin on her face. Slowly, he frowned. He didn't 'do it'... Dide he?
Mas and Menos woke up to notice that they were in someone's room...But whose? It looked pink and purple...It was...It had to be Starfire's. They both got up and rubbed their heads. What a night. They looked on the bed. There was...Someone they'd never seen before. It was...A hooker.THEY ORDERED A HOOKER! Mas and Menos screamed and cheered, but saddened as it was not Starfire. "Mas, que hora es?" Menos asked (what time is it?). Mas merely shrugged his shoulders as they left the room and went into the common room.
"Hola! Senor Cyborg! Hola Senor...ita...Senorita Bumble Bee?" Mas and Menos burst out laughing as they notice that Bumble Bee was busy putting her shirt on and blushed a bright red. "Well, if I could move at all I'd totally slap you guys for just waltzing in!" Bumble Bee yelled. Mas and Menos just continued as they heard a scream.
Beast Boy and Speedy just about ran into the common room in nothing but their underwear. The door then exploded as they saw Raven in nothing but her underwear too, only the problem was she looked really angry. "WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT PUNCH BEAST BOY? SLEEPING PILLS!" Raven screamed, as Robin and Starfire walked into the room, smiling like crazy.
"No, uh not exactly." Beast Boy blushed, getting everyone's attention. "I, uh...spiked the punch..." Beast Boy smiled nervously. "YOU DID WHAT!" Cyborg yelled. "Eheheh...I thought it would be funny, dude..." Starfire just walked over to Bumble Bee and sat down. "And how come you can walk?" Bumble Bee asked suspiciously.
"Oh? Well you see, on Tamaran, when one becomes of age, they celebrate by handcuffing the girl to the bed and then the boy slowly gets ready to-" "OK! TOO MUCH INFO!" Bumble Bee screamed, holding her ears. "So, uh, guess you not too mad huh?" Beast Boy asked. Suddenly, the hooker that was in Starfire's room came into the common room. "Like, do I get paid or what?" She asked. Everyone turned their heads to Beast Boy. "Hey, don't look at me! Mas asked me to call her!" Beast Boy smiled.
"How much?" Robin said, turning towards the hooker. "Well, it's by the hour and since I fell asleep...It comes too...1,500$." Robin's mouth just dropped. "What did you make her do!" Robin yelled at Mas and Menos, who were very suprised. "Well, it was two guys..." She answered.
About 20 seconds later...
"BEAST BOY!" Everyone yelled as they all used their strength to hunt him down and kill him (And yes, I do mean KILL). "I BETTER NOT BE PREGNANT!" Raven and Bumble Bee yelled. "I BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN SCREWED UP THE BUTT!" Speedy screamed. "YOUR GONNA PAY FOR THIS!" Robin said, holding up the bill. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO STEAL MY ALCOHOL!" Cyborg pointed out. "Where's my money!" The hooker screamed.
The only ones not chasing Beast Boy were Mas, Menos, and Starfire. "I hope Robin will not be upset that I am now his one and only, 'mate' as you say on earth." Robin turned around and just got even madder. "DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOW I HAVTA GET MARRIED! BEAST BOY!" Robin yelled even louder than before.
"Que?" Mas asked. He had no idea what was going on. Menos just shrugged his shoulders and ran after Beast Boy. "SENOR BEAST BOY!" They both screamed, catching up to him quicker than you could say all-the-girls-are-pregnant.
Raven, Bumble Bee, Starfire, and Debbie(the hooker) all looked at the camera and said. "YOU MADE US WHAT!" You heard me...P-r-e-g-n-a-n-t. "I'm so gonna kill you Beast Boy!" Raven, Bumble Bee and Debbie yelled.
Starfire just looked at the screen and squealed. "A BABY SHOWER!"
The End
Well that was fun, wasn't it? I hope its okay, I was gonna make it longer, but I felt it should be left at that. Now, please R&R! Later! And remember...Taxis are evil. Bye!
