Eugene: *Asleep on the couch*
Adira, slowly entering the room holding cymbals, poised to slam them together at any moment:
And you're sure the Sundrop said this was okay?
Queen Arianna: Trust me, it's what they want.


Hector: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Adira: Well then who's is it?
Hector, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!


Hugo: I am socially awkward, and have no idea how to romance.
Eugene: Fear not! For it is-
Cassandra, walking past: The least qualified person to help.


Hector: Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.


Varian: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.


Looks like a cinnamon roll/Can actually kill you = Varian

Looks like can kill you/Is actually a cinnamon roll = Hector

Looks like a cinnamon roll/Is a cinnamon roll = Rapunzel

Looks like can kill you/Can actually kill you = Quirin


Hector: You're charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Rapunzel: I thought the animals might be lonely.


Kid Hector: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Kid Quirin: They do.
Kid Adira: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?


Kid Quirin: Any questions?
Kid Adira: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Kid Quirin: Uh, a plan, duh...
Kid Hector: Adira, chill, I know it's weird, but Quirin has a point.
Kid Adira:
Kid Adira:
THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!


Kid Adira: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living I strike fear into-
Kid Quirin: You sleep with a teddybear.
Kid Adira: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!


Kid Adira: Quirin, you risked your life to save me!
Kid Quirin: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.


Kid Adira: Why is Hector crying?
Kid Quirin: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Kid Hector: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Kid Adira: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
Kid Hector: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Kid Adira: NO, NOT THAT!


Kid Quirin: I like bees!
Kid Quirin: They're good for the environment, they make honey, and they're cute!
*Bee appears*
Kid Quirin: Please don't hurt me.


Kid Hector: I'm the kind of person that thinks things through.
Kid Adira: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.