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Lindsay: Draco, can I just do it myself? S'il te plait! I'll be your best friend!

Draco Plushie: Cut with the French, you suck-up. And no, you'll mess it up. I have to do it, otherwise you'll say that you own Harry Potter AND the Teen Titans.

Beast Boy: In that case - Lindsay doesn't own the Teen Titans or Harry Potter. Come on Lindsay, let's ditch the toy and head out for some pizza!

Lindsay: Moi? Mange une pizza avec tu? Mais oui!

Raven POV

Apprehensive, yes. Awkward with my wand, yes. Annoyed by Ron and Beast Boy's constant yammering about the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes, yes. But nervous?

No way. Never. Not me.

I had to admit, the Order of the Phoenix were very nice. The tournament was fun. Mrs. Weasley's dinner was excellent. England was a nice place. There were some misty moors near the Burrow that I found wonderful for meditation.

I can admit it in my thoughts but nowhere else - I was very nervous. The prospect of going to a foreign school (in more ways than one) was rather disorientating. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny had been explaining the Houses to us, and the idea that we might be split up was nerve-wracking. I admit it only here - I need my friends around me to be social.

The train jerked to life, jarring me out of my thoughts. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Cyborg, Robin, Starfire, Beast Boy and I were in a compartment together. Hermione had enlarged the compartment to fit all of us comfortably.

"I have got the nerves," said Starfire, looking apologetic. "Your school, it is... enjoyable?"

"Erm..." began Ron.

"You could say that..." started Harry.

"It's wonderful, Starfire!" exclaimed Hermione. "There's Care of Magical Creatures - you'll probably like that Beast Boy - it's a bit dangerous though, Hagrid is the teacher... there's History of Magic-"

"Dude! Did you guys have, like, an English revolution?" asked Beast Boy eagerly. I rolled my eyes.

"He learned American history off a cereal box," I said, in response to Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny's inquiring looks.

"I still don't get where you're going with that," said Beast Boy, shaking his head. Robin slapped his forehead.

"Just leave it alone," I told him, because I knew that Beast Boy was still on awkward terms with Robin after the "uncontrollable animal" incident. I thought that Robin had been very unfair to Beast Boy when that had happened.

"Er, anyway, there's also Transfiguration! And Arithmancy, and Ancient Runes..." Hogwarts sounded like a very interesting place. I can't truthfully say I didn't care whether I learned more magic or not.

"You've got to watch out for the caretaker, Filch..." began Harry.

"...because he's a fat old git who's got it in for us students," finished Ron. "If Fred and George hadn't escaped on brooms last year, he'd'a whipped them raw, d'you remember Harry?"

"Yeah, that was pretty cool."

"What happened?" asked Cyborg. Ron launched into an explanation about his twin brothers and how they escaped whipping after turning a corridor into a swamp. Hermione watched with a disapproving face, but I was intrigued. I tried to hide it, but I was amused.

"Anything off the trolley dears?" asked a plump woman, - I mean witch - coming over to the sliding glass door, pushing a cart loaded with candy.

Apparently, it was custom for Harry to buy the entire thing and share it with those in his compartment. Soon enough, everyone was enjoying bizarre snacks and candy from the Wizarding world. I particularly liked the pumpkin pasties.

Suddenly, a dark aura surrounded the window. I stared at it. Was something watching us? I was the only one who could see it (this happened often; bad things sometimes have an aura when I look at them. It's just started happening recently. It hadn't even started to develop during the time we were friends with Terra).

"I think we're being watched," I said quietly. All chatter ceased and everyone looked at me.

"What has an aura?" asked Robin, instantly understanding.

"The window," I said. The aura grew dark tendrils, which turned white and circled around Beast Boy. He couldn't see them, but they were there. It meant the owner of the dark aura wanted to harm him.

"Er, Raven?" ventured Ginny.

"Beast Boy is in danger," I said. Beast Boy stared at me, a Licorice Wand halfway to his mouth. He had refused the Chocolate Frogs Ron had offered him.

"Come again?" asked Harry blankly. Ron, Hermione and Ginny looked as confused as he did. I explained about the auras.

"Well, that's... not... good," said Ron lamely. Ginny raised her eyebrow.

"Slow on the uptake there, are we?"

"Ron is right, Ginny," said Starfire. "This is very not good."

(Overall View) Later...

"I am overjoyed to be sharing the dormitory with you, Ginny!" exclaimed Starfire. She and Ginny were the same age. "Are there others coming?"

"Two," replied Ginny. "Mandy Elliott and Jennifer Burns. You'll get along with them, Starfire, they're always really hyper."

The feast had been fun. Ron had gloated when Draco Malfoy's pale face had turned dead white once he saw Cyborg. It hadn't helped the Slytherins courage that Cyborg, being mostly robot, had gone completely insane once he set foot into Hogwarts. The other Titans were reminded forcibly of when Beast Boy infected him with a virus. He was jumping around, chewing on the silverware and yelling about chocolate-covered lamps.

"So... who's in our dorm?" asked Raven, turning to Hermione.

"Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown," replied Hermione. "They're, well... very girlish. I'm not sure you'll get along so well. Best to ignore them when they get all hyper and giggly."

"Cyborg, we don't really know the seventh year Gryffindor boys," said Harry. "Sorry."

"No problem, y'all," said Cyborg easily. "I like meeting new people."

"Right then... Beast Boy, same sentence. Change 'seventh' to 'third'."

"No problem."

"And Robin, you're sharing with Ron, me, Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom, and Seamus Finnagin."

"Okay."

"Now, your things should all be in your dorms already," said Hermione. Her tone was businesslike. "If you want to go check them out-"

"Miss Granger," said Professor McGonagall, stepping in through the portrait hole, "Professor Dumbledore wishes to see you, Potter, Miss Weasley, Mr. Weasley, and all five Titans in his office at once."

"Please be about why the heck we're here," muttered Robin as he followed everyone out.

In the headmaster's office...

"So let me get this straight."

While huge anime sweat drops appeared on the backs of everyone's heads, Beast Boy walked around the room recapping what Dumbledore had just told them.

"This Voldie dude is, like, bad," said Beast Boy slowly. "And he's like... ruthless. So... he's got this crystal thingy that can kill people from like, miles around. One mile, I mean. And... uh... he kidnaps people... and like... he has a bunch of followers... AND YOU EXPECT US TO BE ABLE TO STOP THIS DUDE?!?"

One eyebrow twitching, Raven yanked Beast Boy into his chair. "Will you behave?" she hissed.

"Fine. I'll just stop talking." Nose in the air, arms crossed, Beast Boy quieted down.

"Does he always do that?" Ginny asked Starfire in a whisper. Giggling slightly, the Tamaranian nodded.

"But Beast Boy has the right idea," said Dumbledore, eyes twinkling with amusement. "Voldemort is quite evil. I am afraid he's a sociopath."

"Ghasundhite," said Beast Boy, snapping out of "fine-then" mode. (A/N Anyone know how to spell that for real???)

"A sociopath," said Hermione, "is a person without a conscience."

"Precisely," said Dumbledore. "So yes, he is ruthless. And no, I do not expect you to be able to stop him. I just need for you to do your best at aiding Harry. Harry is the only one who can stop him."

"Yea, you said that when you told us about the prophecy, Professor," said Robin.

"Well, that about wraps things up," said Dumbledore, smiling broadly. "Off you go."

With anime sweat drops once more next to their heads, Harry and Robin seized Beast Boy by the neck of his robes and dragged him out of the office. Beast Boy was flailing his arms in circles and screaming about "VAGUE TEACHERS WHO NEVER EXPLAIN ANYTHING" at the top of his lungs. Which were quite large considering his size.

Later...

"DUDE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CAN'T PLAY MEGA RACING X4384????" Once again fuming, Beast Boy waved his arms and yelled.

"Well do you remember what happened to Cyborg once he came into the castle?" asked Hermione. "I hope so, it was only last night."

"The video game is going to start screaming about chocolate-covered lamps?"

"No! It's going to go haywire. Without the lamps."

"Well, what about the chocolate coating?"

"I can't take it anymore!" Ginny thrust her arm out, catching Beast Boy in the neck. He collapsed into one of the armchairs. Dusting her hands, Ginny grinned. "He is going to drive me up the wall."

"You go girl," said Raven, smiling a little.

"He'll wake up with a sore neck, but that's it," said Ginny, still grinning. Rising up from the ground like only anime characters can, Robin tapped her shoulder.

"You are so going to regret that when he wakes up and turns into a panther."

Ginny paled, her freckles standing out brilliantly. "Well, that's... not... good. Not a word Ron unless you want to end up like him!" she added fiercely as her brother opened his mouth. His teeth clicked as he snapped his jaws shut.

"Ginny, I believe you just saved us all from going insane," said Hermione. "Between Ron and Beast Boy, this is going to be a long, dangerous and fun year."

Beast Boy woke up some time after. He was alone in the Gryffindor common room, everyone in bed.

"Dude! That was SO uncalled for!" He stormed up the stairs and into his dorm.

Harry POV

I woke up very suddenly the next morning. Maybe it was the squealing that could be heard. Maybe it was Ron shaking my shoulder, telling me I had GOT to check this out. Or maybe it was the rancid smell coming from the common room. Whatever it was, I vaulted down the stairs after Ron.

"Beast Boy! Cyborg! What are you doing!?" screamed Hermione. She was crouched behind an armchair.

"STANK BALL!" they both yelled happily. They were throwing a ball made of what looked like socks around, and it gave off a smell that nearly knocked me down.

"Blegh! It smells horrible," said Lavender Brown.

Raven looked like she would explode if she didn't laugh. (Remember at the end of Spellbound? She started knocking them around with the sock ball!)

"Guys!" I yelled. "Quit it, we haven't even eaten yet!"

"So?"

Fair point, Beast Boy. Hmm...

Hermione sprang into action. "Accio!" The ball sailed into her hand. Looking a sickly shade of green, much different from Beast Boy's color, she let it roll to the ground.

"I was wrong last night," she said. "This is going to be the most dangerous year ever. With you two around, I'll be surprised if we all make it out alive."

Author's Notes, Reviewer Responses AND Bloopers! Wow, I spoil you guys!

Thank you, my kind reviewers. I HAD to bring Stank Ball into the fic! Had to! Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good... oh wait. Um... yeah. Happy Thanksgiving!

ebonyink - Thanks for reviewing! .)hands you S.P.E.W. badge.(. Raven's going to be a major character in this fic.

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Scene: The Candy Witch Can!

"Anything off the WHAAAAA!" The plump witch pushing the cart slipped and burst out the back of the train.

"CUT!" screamed Lindsay. "ACK! SOMEONE GO GET THE FLYING PARAMEDICS, QUICK!"

Scene: Parvati, Lavender, Hermione and Raven? Not Good....

"HYPER AND GIRLY?!" demanded Raven. "What do you mean? Are we talking, 'talk- about-nothing-but-boys-and-clothes-and-hair-and-makeup or are we talking 'OMG HI YOU'RE LIKE GRAY ISN'T THAT WEIRD?!'??"

"CUT! Whoa, whoa, whoa!" exclaimed Lindsay. "WAY too energetic, Raven, for this scene. WAY too energetic."

"Energetic? I'm not energetic! I'm fine! Sober! Boring! Unhyper! FWEE!"

A sweat drop appeared on Lindsay's head. "Okay, who's responsible for this?"

Beast Boy was then pushed to the front by Robin. "What? Dude, it was so not me!"

Lindsay rounded on Robin. "DID YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS ROBIN??"

"Um... if you mean, 'did you put coffee in Raven's tea kettle' then no! I had... nothing... to... IT WAS BEAST BOY!"

"ROBIN, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Cool, can I watch?" asked Lindsay's Draco plushie, which was sitting on her visor. His name was Drake.

"Drake, where have you been while we've been shooting these past two chapters?" demanded Lindsay. "I've only seen you at the disclaimers!"

"I've been spying on ... I mean, I've been ..."

"Drake, did you spy on Beast Boy and me when he took me out for pizza?" demanded Lindsay suspiciously.

"Who? What? Spy? On you? And him? At Sbarro's? At four? Me? No. Never."

"How did you know what restaurant??" yelled Lindsay. "Or at what time? Drake! What are you, my big brother? I don't even have a big brother!"

"ROBIN, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!" yelled Drake. He and Robin ran.

I decided to be nice and post my second chapter even though I only got four reviews. . Sorry the bloopers are so short, but it's eleven at night and I'm beat. Over and out,

Lindsay