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Chae: ::walks onto stage with Robin:: Hey everyone! We've patched things up between Robin and I.

Robin: Yeah, I've promised to cool down (in real life, when I get back to the show I have to do what the directors tell me) and Chae promised to stop picking on me during the bloopers.

Drake: ::pretends to barf::

Chae: ::rounds on Drake:: I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU, YOU PUNK! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR SPYING ON US!

Robin: ::sweat drop:: Well, Chae still doesn't own Harry Potter or the Teen Titans... enjoy the chapter. Oh one more thing - Chae wanted to warn everyone that this is going to be the shortest chapter that will appear in the story. Short, but important.

"Is it me or are those Slytherins looking at us?" asked Hermione, whipping around and accidently cracking Starfire in the forehead with the heavy volume she was holding. "OH - sorry Starfire!"

"It is custom for friends to be hit with a heavy book in the England?" asked Starfire happily, the book having not affected her at all. Smiling broadly, she took another book from the shelf and brought it down on Robin's head.

"ARGH! Starfire... ow..."

Starfire raised the book again, but Raven grabbed her arm. "If you need someone to give him a concussion, I'm sure Red X wouldn't mind being called in."

"Oh."

Hermione, Harry, Robin, Ron, Ginny, Starfire and Raven were in the library. The sixth-
years had some homework researching to do, as did Ginny and Starfire.

"What Slytherins, Hermione?" asked Harry. Hermione pointed to the far corner of the library, where Theodore Nott, Pansy Parkinson, Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini were pretending to be busy.

"They were looking at us a moment ago," said Hermione softly.

"Can we go now?" pleaded Ron. "My brain is melting...."

"Surprise surprise," said Ginny under her breath. Ron rounded on her.

"Hey, what's that supposed to mean?"

"Before Ginny and Ron completely beat the sense out of each other," said Hermione loudly, "let's go back to the common room."

"I'm bored out of my mind here!" complained Robin. "Not ONCE have we had to fight ANYONE! I'm going to go insane!"

"Well if that Slytherin tries anything that may change," said Raven. "These stupid auras again... but it's only Nott."

"Weird," said Harry. "Malfoy should have an aura so big it'd look like the whole world was the same color."

"That didn't entirely make sense," said Hermione. "But I understood it. And Harry's right, he should."

"Well, he doesn't."

It had been three weeks since the Titans had arrived at Hogwarts, and they were pretty well adjusted. True, they still had to use the Four Point spell every now and then, but they were pretty well off.

"Come on, let's get back to the common room to do this crap," said Ron, lifting several books into his arms and heading out, his six companions right behind him.

Later...

"You understand this task, Theodore?" said a high cold voice, the source of which was invisible at first glance.

"I think so my lord," said the boy that was kneeling before the voice's owner, his head bowed. "I simply get him to drink the potion?"

"No Theodore," said the voice, with a kind of mirthless amusement. "You inject him with it. The dart I have just given you holds the potion. That must be injected into his bloodstream. It will stop his powers hence allowing us to be able to hold him once he has been captured."

"Thank you for entrusting this task to me my lord," said the boy, getting to his feet with the dart safely in his hand. "I will not fail you."

Beast Boy POV

I have two words for the teachers at Hogwarts: HOMEWORK. Or is that one word? Well, however many words it is, there sure is a lot of it. On this particular day, I had a four foot essay for Potions (Snape is out to get me, I swear he is), a one foot essay for Charms (Flitwick is pretty cool, but he gives too much homework when we learn new things), a worksheet to fill out for McGonagall, and a two foot essay describing and analyzing the most recent dream for that psychotic teacher Trelawney.

I was confused about something, however. Why could Robin, Starfire, Cyborg and I do magic? Raven wasn't so hard to understand, seeing as the whole episode with that wacko wizard dude who turned out to be a dragon and he kind of led to Raven actually playing Stank Ball with Cy and me... but that's beside the point.

Anyway, whatever the reason was, I was stuck with all this homework that I could do, because apparently I'm not a Muggle, and since the other guys in my dorm are jerks and everyone else was either at the library or outside the grounds since Cyborg needed to recharge his battery or some junk like that, I was doing it alone.

And you know me (or at least you should). I left the homework on the table and decided that now would be an excellent time to do a little exploring. But just to be safe, I turned into an iguana so I would look like an escapee from the Transfiguration department instead of a third year who's supposed to be doing his homework.

I ramble a lot, don't I?

Author's Notes and Reviewer Responses

Just so everyone knows, since this chapter was so short (but REALLY IMPORTANT) I'm not doing the bloopers. Please don't kill me!

Anyway, I got... ::counts reviews for chappie 2) OMG! I GOT SEVEN REVIEWS! ::huggles reviewers:: You guys are the best! Oh, and now the badge-handing-over thing is automatic in reviews unless you already have one.

Can anyone guess what's going on with the evil voice and everything?

mr. cool - Did you have update now on copy and paste or something? Lol.

star of the sea-11 - Sorry, no RHr. I don't really like that couple. I like Ron and Hannah Abbott together. You'll see who Hermione gets with... later.

blaze-firestorm - Do you mean the Psycho Hippie? NO NOT HIM! GAH! ::hides from the Psycho Hippie:: Anyway, Raven's going to have an amazingly amazing role of amazing amazingness, and I could throw a cool part for Cyborg in there....

tiger 889 - Oooh, thanks for the idea!

mdizzle999872 - The aura wasn't after Beast Boy. It just meant that the owner of the aura wanted to hurt him. The person who the aura belonged to was just watching him.

nightwisp - Oh, so that's how it's spelled. Thanks! ::hands you Draco plushie:: Sorry it doesn't talk... maybe you can bribe Hermione? Wait, you don't want a badge?! Uh-oh, I better hide from Hermione now!

Suuki-Aldrea - You're welcome! S.P.E.W. means Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (Hermione made sure I knew that!). Aldrea sounds like she'd get along with Drake. We should introduce them!