Disclaimer: My name is not in the credits on The Fairly Odd Parents, therefor I do not own it, do a voice-over, or draw the characters for the show

Author's Note: Wow, I actually got good reviews! My self esteem is completely boosted. This chapter isn't as long as the first, nor is it as good as my reviewers said it was, but I try. Here you go!

Chapter Two - Yes, But No/ Crazy Idea

The next night, I was sitting in the living room in my itchy suit, waiting for Venus and her friends to come to take us to our prom. Mamma was in the room with me telling me a lot of stuff I had to do.

"Now, I trust those friends of yours; but if something happens, try to contact me, please. At the school, promise me you'll only dance with the girls you're with. Is that other girl going to be with you…Alexandra, was it?"

"Athena," I corrected. Donna had told me everything about her. You can tell she really likes her family. "And she's only gonna be at the diner with us."

"Well, when you get to that diner, Cosmo, just…be careful. If what happened to your father happens to you, I'll—"

"I know Mamma!" I hated it when people mentioned Dad. I really loved my father, until that fly incident ruined everything.

We heard the horn in the car horn honk. Venus, Donna, and Summer were there.

"Okay, my little Cosmo-lolo," Mamma said as she hugged me goodbye. "Have fun tonight."

"I will," I said, as I poofed myself into the car, next to Donna in the backseat

"You're getting better at poofing yourself," Summer said to me, "huh, Cossie?"

Summer is the only person I know, besides Mamma, who has a nickname for me. I really don't like it, but she was the best at getting Luther to leave me alone, so I never said anything.

"Yeah," Venus said, "The last time you tried, you ended up in Switzerland!" We all laughed. I had to admit, it was pretty funny,

"Speaking of which, does anyone know why we're driving when we have perfectly good wands?" Donna asked.

"Everyone is poofing there," Summer answered. "Think of the statement we'd make!"

Venus rolled her eyes and Summer drove off. The girls talked about their dresses, asking me a question every now and then. I couldn't really answer them since I was thinking about Wanda all night. Who cares what my mamma wanted? If that angel was there, I was gonna dance with her.

The school gym looked amazing that night. It was full of balloons and crinkly paper. It was crowded, too.

"Apparently we aren't the first people here," Venus said, looking around.

Summer looked over at Donna. "Do you wanna make fun of the dateless nerds by the punch bowl?"

"Of course!" Donna said. The two of them flew off. Venus pulled me aside into the empty space in the corner.

"Cosmo," she said to me, "Donna told me about you seeing Wanda in the food court yesterday. I know her pretty well, so I can set you two up if you want."

I screamed out, "Yes!" but I knew Muscles McGoo would be upset, so I added, "But, she's dating Wandissimo."

"She is?" Venus asked in a surprised voice. I was surprised, too. Venus usually knows who people are dating. Her face changed into a smile. "Well…I guess there's always when she's single."

I wanted to tell Venus that it would never happen, that Wandissimo loved Wanda, too, but it hurt too much.

The song changed to a fast one, so Venus grabbed my hand and said, "Come on, let's dance!"

"But," I said as my best friend pulled me on the dance floor, "I don't know how."

"Fast songs aren't that hard," Venus said.

With Venus teaching me a few steps, I had a really great time! Since she was so popular, a lot of her friends came up and joined us. They were all really nice to me, and I even got a slow-dancing lesson from the Tooth Fairy!

Venus and I joined Donna and Summer, who were still by the punch, when another fast song started playing. All that dancing made us thirsty!

"Hey, everyone!" Venus said. Donna and Summer said hello back.

"So, Bachelor Number One," Summer said, "how's Toothy doing tonight?"

I smiled. The Tooth Fairy was REALLY pretty, and I did enjoy myself, but she wasn't an angel.

"You guys are lucky you had such a good time." Donna added. "This blows!"

While Summer and Venus talked about how great the punch was, Donna asked me, "Did you see Wanda at all tonight?"

"I wish," I said, then hopefully added, "Did you?"

Donna shook her head. "I have something to tell you, Cosmo."

"What?" I asked. Her voice sounded weird. I didn't like that.

"I found out that Wanda didn't think it was working out with her and Wandissimo, and when I saw him the other day I kind of let it slip that she wanted to break up with him, and he freaked out and told me he was going to—"

I would have let Donna finish, but I saw Wanda and Wandissimo heading outside. Wanda didn't look happy, so maybe she was going to break up with him! If she was, I was going to be the one to date her next! So I flew out the doors.

"Cosmo!" Donna called after me, but I didn't listen. I had to find Wanda and Wandissimo, so I fought my way through the crowd. By the time I got outside, I couldn't see them anywhere.

Donna and Venus caught up with me when I was searching. "Cosmo," Donna said, "What are you doing?"

"I think Wanda and Wandissimo just broke up!" I said, then continued looking. Where could they be?

"No, Cosmo," Venus said, trying to follow me. "Donna just told me that—"

I never heard Venus, because I saw Wanda and Wandissimo…and Wandissimo had a ring in his hand! He bent down on his knee…and that was all I wanted to see.

I was so angry I forgot the girls following me, so when I turned back around I started flying really fast and ran into Donna and we both fell. "Cosmo!" she yelled angrily, trying to get up. "What was that for?"

"I…Wandissimo…they…"

Venus looked over to Wanda and Wandissimo. "Uh, Donna?"
"Yeah?"

"I think he meant it."

I had no clue what they were talking about, but I was too upset to figure it out. All I could think about was Muscles McGoo asking Wanda to marry him, Wanda saying yes, and then the two of them having a great life together.

Donna's eyes turned sad when she looked at me. "Athena is probably waiting for us at the diner."

"Yeah," Venus said. "I'll go get Summer and we'll meet you there."

"All right," Donna said. She poofed us both to the diner.


I'd been sitting in the Pointy Crown for twenty minutes, waiting for Wandissimo to come out of the bathroom so we could go to the prom. I knew it'd just be me and him most of the night, but at least I'd get out of this extremely boring restaurant and go have some fun. I knew Luna and Daisy would be able to get me out of Wandissimo's arms for at least a few minutes anyway.

My mind wandered back to the day before at the mall when I saw Cosmo. I would have much rather been to the prom with him, but I was stuck with that conceited jerk all night. Anyone who was friends with Donna must have been a fun fairy to be around. And he looked so much better than Wandissimo, almost like the Greek Gods my grandparents would talk about.

When Wandissimo finally came out, every girl in the place dropped to the ground, completely hypnotized by his body. I even had to admit he looked good, even if that green haired fairy I saw the day before looked better.

Wandissimo flew by my side. "Are you ready to leave, my sweet, and spend the night with my amazing chest?"

"Yes," I said dully. We poofed straight to the prom from the restaurant and he yanked me right out onto the dance floor.

We danced for what felt like hours. I did enjoy myself a bit, since Wandissimo was an excellent dancer. We danced fast, slow, with friends, without…all in all, it was extremely thirsty work.

The band had to take an intermission, so Wandissimo went to the snack table to get us some punch. My eyes scanned the crowd so I can see who was with who. I saw Luna and Binky together, which made me smile. Binky really liked Luna since the two met in elementary school. Daisy was with a group of her sport-playing guy friends stuffing her face with pretzels. Isn't it strange how some people are the exact opposite of their names? Oh, right, human names are different…never mind.

I saw Summer, a good friend of mine a few years back, with Venus, another good friend of mine, hanging around Cosmo. He was right next to The Tooth Fairy. Somehow I was able to hear some of their conversation.

"Great dancer…had fun…see you again…"

For some reason I got extremely jealous. "That no good dirty rotten—"

"Wanda, mi amor," Wandissimo said to me, "Come with me outside. I need to talk to you."

I nodded and flew out. I looked over by the Tooth Fairy again, but Cosmo was no where near her.

Outside, Wandissimo and I flew over to a nearby bench to sit down. "Wanda," he said to me, "our schooling is almost over. What do you want to do with your life?"

"Oh, I don't know, Wandissimo," I answered truthfully. "I guess maybe go to college, become a godparent, maybe get married."

"How would you like to skip those last two?"

Oh, no! There was no way in any universe that he would come up with the insane idea that I was going to—

"Wanda, my swirly haired love, will you be mine for all of eternity?"

"No!" I snapped, and angrily flew off. How could he possibly think I loved him! All he saw in me was my hair. He didn't know me; he didn't even try to know me! I was just like some stupid coat he wanted to show off to his little buddies.

As I angry as I was, I couldn't help feeling sorry for the stupid little fairy. He obviously cared about me a little bit. It must have torn his heart in half. I mean, he did spend a lot of his time with me, and for Christmas one year, he gave me an extremely gorgeous diamond bracelet. Yes, fairies celebrate Christmas even when we aren't on earth. Donna's grandfather had been a godparent to one of the girls way back in those times. But, before we get completely off track…

I knew Wandissimo was going to end up miserable, and probably try to find a way to get me back, which would never end successfully because I can't stand him. So he'd be devastated, and live a life in complete misery.

"Well, good!" I said aloud to myself as I burned the diamond bracelet with the help of my wand. "For those nine months, I could have had fun, instead of surrendering to a stupid set of abs. I could have been dating…Cosmo."

Now that was a nice thought! Cosmo seemed like a sweet fairy, easy to talk to, able to see a real person instead of just the outside. Maybe I would try to talk to him at our graduation ceremony.

I suddenly found myself I in front of what looked like a really nice diner. I was still awfully thirsty, so I poofed myself inside.