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::Beast Boy walks into the room where Chae is sitting on a stool, eating a burger. He sighs::

Beast Boy: Another carnivore.

Chae: Where?

Beast Boy: Hello, you're eating a hamburger.

Chae: I am? I dunno, tastes like a veggie burger to me. Hamburgers usually don't have spicy black beans.

Beast Boy: You mean that... you're not eating meat? But Cyborg's grilling outside...

Chae: I know. I'm a vegetarian.

Beast Boy: ::tearing up:: You're a good person.

Chae: A good person who doesn't own Harry Potter or the Teen Titans.

"Hey bang riddle little diddley dock!" sang Beast Boy, standing on a chair.

"Hey bang riddle little diddley dock!" echoed Cyborg, Ron and Harry.

"I gotta get back to my block!"

"I gotta get back to my block!"

"With a pizza in my hand!"

"With a pizza in my hand!"

"I'm gonna be a pizza man!"

"I'm gonna be a pizza man!"

"PIZZA MAN!"

"PIZZA MAN!"

"I'm gonna be a pizza man!"

"I'm gonna be a pizza man!"

"Hey bang riddle little diddley d-"

"BEAST BOY, HARRY, RON AND CYBORG!" screamed Ginny finally, completely losing it. She had been listening to this song for the better part of ten minutes. "I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL IF YOU DON'T STOP WITH THE BLOODY CAMP SONG!"

"Well, we can't play Mega Racing X4384," pointed out Cyborg. "What're we supposed to do?"

"Try doing your homework," suggested Hermione, who was doing her own with Raven. "It doesn't annoy people as much as camp songs."

"What, and actually THINK?" demanded Beast Boy incredulously. "No way."

"You know, you guys, this is actually really interesting," said Robin, flipping through his Transfiguration book. Beast Boy frowned.

"Dude, it's not cool to turn animals into in-an-ih-mit... things!" he said. "I mean... turn a pig into a desk and just be like, 'okay, time to change it back!' But how freaked out is the pig going to be? Or like, what if you turn a parrot into a guinea pig and the guinea pig tries to fly and... falls. THEN YOU'D FEEL BAD!" (A/N: Go Beast Boy, go Beast Boy, it's your birthday!)

"Beast Boy?" said Cyborg. "Shut up."

"Dude! It's true though! How would you feel if I suddenly turned you into a chair? And then back? YOU'D FREAK!"

Hermione put an end to this discussion by turning Cyborg into a chair and back. He said it was pretty cool. Beast Boy huffed and turned away from him.

"Well that's something I'll have to remember," said Ginny, turning away from Beast Boy with a disgusted look on her freckled face. "You guys should write a book," she added, talking to the Titans, "about how to shut him up."

"Gee Ginny, if I didn't know better," said Ron sarcastically, "I'd say you didn't like Beast Boy or something."

At which point Beast Boy had had enough. "I think I'm gonna go do... stuff... out on the grounds. Anyone feel like coming?"

"I would but we have a Potions essay due tomorrow," said Hermione, speaking for herself and Raven.

"A hard essay," said Raven. "Or I might think about considering it."

"Ron! Ginny! Quidditch practice!" said Harry, suddenly remembering. "Sorry Beast Boy, we're late."

"DAMN IT!" yelled Ginny. "You're right! Katie's going to murder us!" The three of them ran upstairs to change into their scarlet robes.

Beast Boy shrugged. "Robin? Cyborg? Star?"

"I apologize friend," said Starfire. She was bent over something with Mandy Elliott. "We must work the sheet right now."

"Can't talk. Transfiguration."

"Well, Harry and Ron explained what Quidditch was," said Cyborg. "I think I'll watch the practice. Wanna come?"

"Sure," agreed Beast Boy. Harry, Ron and Ginny came back down the stairs awhile later, holding onto broomsticks and dressed in their scarlet Quidditch robes. Beast Boy and Cyborg had to run after them, yelling at them to wait up, since the three Quidditch players were extremely stressed that Katie Bell, the new Quidditch captain, would not be all too pleased with them because they were at least ten minutes late.

Raven POV

Beast Boy is lying on the floor of a cold metal room, chained to the wall. His eyes are devoid of all hope and he is even thinner than usual. His left arm is covered in dried blood. The wound isn't wrapped and there is maniacal laughter in the background....

I looked up, stricken. Had I just seen what I thought I had? If so, Beast Boy was in immediate danger right now! I could just sense it.

"Beast Boy is in danger at this very minute," I said, and everyone looked at me. I stood up. "We have to find him. Now."

"Raven, what..." said Robin.

"I just had a vision," I said. "Don't really want to go into detail, but... just trust me. Hermione, where is the Quidditch stadium?"

"I'll lead you to it," said Hermione, jumping up. "Come on everyone... wands out."

Everyone grabbed their wands and stood up. I counted off the people we had. Mandy, Starfire, Robin and Hermione.

"Follow me," said Hermione, and we headed out of the portrait hole.

Overall View

"Can you guys go a little faster please?" said Beast Boy wryly as he ran next to Cyborg. "I don't think you're wearing out your muscles quick enough."

"Less talking, more running!" said Ron.

Finally, the five of them were out on the grounds. Katie Bell started yelling at the Quidditch members ("WE WERE THREE MEMBERS SHORT! WE'VE HAD TO POSTPONE THE FIRST PRACTICE OF THE YEAR BECAUSE OF YOU THREE!") and Cyborg got a seat in the stadium to watch. Beast Boy got bored after a very short period of time and wandered back into the castle.

"So bored... nothing to do except homework... scratch that, nothing to do," Beast Boy muttered, leaning against the wall. He smirked. "Except freak out a certain redheaded fifth year."

Beast Boy headed for the Gryffindor common room, already planning a prank which involved Ginny Weasley and a giant green snake....

A sharp pain whistled through Beast Boy's scheming. He looked down and saw a dart sticking out of his arm.

"OW! DUDE!" he yelled, even though it didn't hurt that much. "All right, who's the lame brain with the dart gun? Just in case you don't know who I am dude, I am a Teen Titan! I don't know what you put in this dart, but..."

Realizing he probably sounded like an idiot, Beast Boy stopped talking. He felt a curiously floaty sensation come over him... as though all his thoughts were being wiped out by a soft white cloud. Beast Boy slumped forward to the ground, much to the satisfaction of the stringy-looking boy hidden in the shadow of the wall.

Raven POV (again - sorry I keep changing!)

"We're going the wrong way," I said suddenly. The knowledge that Beast Boy was not out on the grounds nearly knocked me over.

"What?" said Mandy.

"Beast Boy's not in the Quidditch stadium," I said. "He's the other way...."

I thought that Hermione and Mandy were being pretty good about the fact that I was just randomly telling them where to go. I had no idea how I knew, but I knew I was not wrong.

Draco POV

It was just wrong. The plot, the poison, the reason... wrong. I couldn't help him get away with the kidnapping of the Teen Titan that He was after. I couldn't let Him use the crystal.

Sure, I could deal with making Potter, Weasel and Mudblood's lives miserable, but this is the entire world we were talking about. Everyone within a one mile radius would be destroyed at the sound of a word.

I know that it doesn't sound to horrible, but it is. When I say "destroyed" I don't mean "killed". When the spell word is spoken into the crystal He's after, a wave goes around the person who holds the crystal and created a wasteland. All people it touches become hideous monsters... He only needs to use it once to bring the entire world to its knees.

I couldn't concentrate on my homework knowing that the kidnapping was taking place right now. I stood up and walked out of the Slytherin common room.

Great one, Oh Slytherin of Much Intelligence. Where the hell was Nott?

My question was answered very soon. I could hear yelling coming from the hall that led out to the grounds. I turned around and ran that way.

"Please, leave our friend alone!" said that new Gryffindor with the red hair and the green eyes as I skidded around the corner.

The black-haired Gryffindor with the mask on his eyes had two disk things in his hand.

"What do you want with him?" he asked in a voice that said "I'm running this show."

Nott didn't answer. "Wingarduim Leviosa!" The green-skinned Gryffindor lifted into the air.

"NOTT, NO!" I yelled, ramming him. I was a little surprised with myself, but I felt a duel coming on and I'd have to leave that for later.

Hermione POV

"Isn't that Draco Malfoy?" asked Mandy.

"Either that or a boggart," I said. "And I'm pretty sure it's not a boggart."

"But what's Malfoy doing, other than displaying his extreme hotness?"

"Hotness?" I asked.

"Well you gotta admit, for a jerk he's a pretty sizzlin' guy," said Mandy with a grin.

"You can't be serious," I said.

But I think she was. As I watched him and Nott duel, I could concur that he wasn't bad-looking. I guess it was because he was defending a Gryffindor.

Defending a Gryffindor? Malfoy?

"Stupefy!" I yelled, pointing my wand at Nott. He slumped to the ground, unconscious. Malfoy turned to us.

"You better get him to the hospital wing," said Malfoy, nodding to Beast Boy, before turning around and disappearing. I wanted to thank him, but Beast Boy was hurt.

"Come on, he's right... I don't know what happened to you, Beast Boy, but you're going to be okay...."

Author's Notes, Reviewer Responses and Bloopers!

Chappie four finally up! YES! WOO! And now that Beast Boy knows I'm a vegetarian, he won't mind shooting the next chapter... I didn't just say that! 0.o

mdizzle999872 -Wow, I feel special! And safe! Thanks! Does this chapter answer your question?

Suuki-Aldrea - Email you? Okay. I'm sorry I haven't, my computer's been retarded.

star of the sea-11 - No problem... Hermione basically threatened me if I didn't give them out. It does? I'm honored! Sorry about the Ron/Hermione thing, but I really can't see them together.

blaze-firestorm - Raven sees the black auras around people when they have evil intentions, and the white auras when someone's in danger. I knew about the (gulp) Psycho Hippy because I read "The Girl Within." Haven't I reviewed? I'll check....

Scene: Camp Songs

"Hey bang... kibble... nibble... dibble... dock..." Beast Boy stood on the chair, but he forgot the words to the song.

"CUT!" yelled Lindsay. "Dude, it's 'hey bang riddle little diddley dock.'"

"Well that's hard to say!"

"Tough! It's the line!"

Scene: Raven POV

"Beast Boy is in danger this very minute," I said.

"That's nice," said Robin absently, absorbed in his Transfiguration book.

"I hope he fares well," said Starfire.

"Good luck BB!" added Mandy.

"Let's hope he doesn't get killed," said Hermione. We went back to our essay.

"CUT!" yelled Lindsay. "What happened? Raven, Star, Robin, Hermione, Mandy... GUYS! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT HIM!"

"Why would we be?" said Robin. "He doesn't die, he just gets hit with the dart."

"Robin, I have promised to stop picking on you... BUT DEAR GOD, YOU HAVE MESSED THIS SCENE UP!"

"Come on guys," said Drake. "You know what Lindsay will do if you mess the scene up."

"We do?"

"YOU ALL GET TO GO TO MOUNT DOOM IN MORDOR UNTIL I FEEL LIKE CALMING DOWN!" yelled Lindsay, and suddenly the five of them weren't there.

"...Lindsay?"

"Yes Drake?"

"Mount Doom is erupting."

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Lindsay screamed. "MY ACTORS!"

Scene: Draco POV

I waited for the call of "ACTION!" from Lindsay, but it didn't come. After several minutes, I decided it wouldn't hurt to screw up the scene.

"Uh... Linz?"

Meanwhile...

"HELP! AAAAHHHH! SAAAVE MEEEE!" Lindsay was running away from - you guessed it - THE EVIL FLAMERS FROM HELL.

Lindsay caught sight of a studio ahead and to her delight, it said MDIZZLE999872 on it in large letters.

"How convenient!" said Lindsay, and she ran to the door and pounded on it. "DUDE! INUYASHA! LEMME IN, I HAVE A PASS!"

Inuyasha opened the door with a blue security guard uniform but didn't let her in.

"Aren't you an author?" he asked.

"YES! THAT'S WHY I'M BEING CHASED BY FLAMERS!"

"So why are you running? Don't you send them someplace?"

"I CAN'T THINK OF A GOOD PLACE TO SEND THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE CHASING ME WITH CORKSCREWS! BESIDES, THAT ONLY WORKS ON THE CHARACTERS!"

"Don't you laugh at them?"

"DUDE! IT'S HARD TO LAUGH AT THEM WHEN THEY'RE CHASING ME WITH CORKSCREWS!"

Lindsay fumbled in her purse and pulled out the Studio Pass. Inuyasha let her in.

Note: Special thanks to mdizzle999872 for letting me hide in his studio from the evil flamers!