This is Chet Ubetcha saying - We interrupt this Fan Fic to bring you...Wandissimo's point of view!

A second job at the roller rink. Now that would have taken my mind of Wanda! There would be many beautiful girls in short little skirts skating around, twirling up in the air…just the thought of it made me want to jump up and do the Swirly Pink Hair Dance. But sadly, there was only one Swirly Pink Haired girl nearly as wonderful as me to dance on. And she was gone.

As I was instructing a small fairy child on how to keep his balance, the blue haired fairy girl caught my eye. She was familiar. Maybe she was that other popular fairy girl, what was her name…Saturn, maybe? Her name does not matter. All that matters is what I heard her say to her white and gold haired friends.

"Can you believe how adorable Cosmo and Wanda are? It's just too sweet for words!"

What! This could not be! Wanda, mi amore, my love, with Cosmo! It did not make any sense. Why would she pick a moron like that when she could have married me and make extremely sexy children! But Cosmo…

The child I was assisting floated in front of my handsome face. "Hey, mister. Your face is turning really red. You should see a doctor about that."

I shoved the inferior being out of my way and flew at top speed towards the love of my life and the wimp who stole her from me. Unfortunately, I flew in right when that green haired (Fairy Movers truck passes by and honks) kissed her beautiful cheek.

A human girl with brown hair, a pair of ripped jeans, and a shirt telling me to vote for a man named Pedro came up to me. "Dude, you're, like, really red."

I yelled at her in Spanish for a minute, then asked her. "What am I supposed to do about this!"

The girl blinked a few times. "Haven't you read the summary, Muscles McGoo?"

"No, I have not…and do not call me that!"

The girl directed me to a screen with the word "summary" on it. I read the page.

"Power? What power? All I have is a pathetic job and an amazingly stunning body." With that I ripped my shirt off.

"Ew!" the girl said. "I think I can help you with your problem. And, by the way, you ain't no Constantine Maroulis!"

The girl asked someone named Scotty to beam her up, and she left. "Who was that mysterious crazed child?" I asked myself as I poofed my shirt back. Suddenly, someone appeared in front of me. It looked like a fairy, but something was different.

"Hello, Muscles McGoo," the creature said. "WLiiAfanatic tells me that we have a situation here."

"Who?"

"That crazed human girl who kept telling me to vote for Pedro. Anyway, she says that I should help you with your problem, because it can help with my goals. And also that she needed someone to keep this story from falling apart."

I pondered a bit. Could I trust this pointy-headed being?

"Step into my office," I said, poofing up a door to my massage room at the Fairy World Magic Springs Spa.

"AND DON'T CALL ME MUSCLES MCGOO!"

In the office, the creature, who called himself Sanderson, and I had come up with a brilliant plot. Sanderson would capture Wanda and make her give him and his boss all the information he needed to take over all of Fairy World. Just when it looks like all hope is lost, and it will be, I will come in and heroically save her, causing her to fall madly in love with me. And then the boss will give us joint-rule of the new Pixie World. There was a bit more detail, but that bratty human girl won't let me over-stay my welcome in this chapter.

"Brilliant, isn't it?" WLiiAfanatic said to us.

"Oh, great, you again!" I said, staring her down. She was an annoying little—

"No, it isn't," Sanderson said. "All our plans are businessy and have contracts. When did we become less official?"

"Because this is my story!" WLiiAfanatic stated. "Don't worry, you won't stay like this forever. But just so the plan isn't completely horrible, I'll write up a contract!"

Boy, was that girl confusing! In five minutes she came back with a contract. Sanderson signed it, then passed it on to me. It read, "The Pixies can do whatever they'd like to Wanda, as long as she will be rescued by and always be able to stay with her true love".

I signed it. Wanda's true love…how right the human girl was about me and my gorgeous body

"That contract was very un-official," Sanderson said to the annoying human girl who wouldn't leave.

"So are you."

"Then why am I still wearing a business suit and talking in a monotone?"

"Well, um, you see…bye!"

With that, the human girl ran off. "That was odd," I said.

"Yes. Now aren't we supposed to be laughing maniacally right about now?"

"Good idea," I answered. And, well, we laughed maniacally.

This is Chet Ubetcha saying - Now back to your regularly schedualed chapter


Disclaimer: I don't own The Fairly Odd Parents. I do own one more character in this story now, though! I'm sure you'll know who that is.

Author's Note: Well, here it is! Cosmo's part is a bit shorter than I wanted it to be, although for once I'm pleased with how Wanda's turned out, so it all ballances out, right? I'm gonna work on Chapter 6 as soon as possible, because I want to finish this before school starts up. After that, there's a LOT of family stuff and this would never get finished! Well, enough of this. On with the story!

Chapter Five - Summer's The Moron/Two Pixies and a Human

I woke up the next morning to a perfect day. The sun was shining, the streets were busy with happy fairies on their way to work, and there was the fact that Wanda kissed me!

Yesterday, at the diner all Wanda and I did was talk. And our hands touched a lot; I can't forget that part! We got along so well, I asked if she wanted to be my girlfriend. I wasn't thinking about what Mamma would say, or how many of my ribs Wandissimo would break, all I thought about was being with her.

And she said yes!

I poofed on my regular clothes, flew downstairs and ate breakfast. Wanda and I were going to meet at her house and then poof to school together, so I had to eat fast or else I would be late. I was really happy when she asked if we could go together. That must have meant she didn't think I was dumb!

"Cosmo," Mamma said to me, "don't eat so fast! What's the rush?"

I never thought about what Mamma would think if she knew I was going to go to school with Wanda. It probably wasn't anything good. I tried to think of what Venus would say, but I only ended up stammering.

"Cosmo, you aren't going to school with a girl, are you?"

Lucky for me, Donna poofed in then. "Well, looks like you caught me Mrs. Cosmo's Mom! Now, come on, Cosmo, we'd better get going. There's that…uh…important assembly this morning."

I was confused at first, but then I knew that she was trying to get me out of there. "Yeah, right…assembly."

Mamma smiled at Donna and kissed me goodbye before me and Donna poofed out together. We were in front of Wanda's house. I recognized it from the day before.

"She said she'd meet you out here, right?"

"Yeah," I answered. "Why?"

Donna smiled. "I just don't want her father to flip out on you."

"Huh?"

"Never mind that for now. I'll see you guys at school!" Donna said, then poofed off. I waited outside for Wanda.

After a few seconds, I saw a cloud of pink dust. Wanda! I thought, "Every time I see her she looks more and more beautiful."

"Hi, Cosmo," she said with a smile. Gosh, was she pretty!

"Hi…" I said. I caught myself staring at her again.

"Are you okay?" she asked. She was looking at me with an eyebrow raised.

"Yeah," I answered. "You just look…really nice today."

Wanda smiled again. "Thanks."

Before we could do anything else, Wanda disappeared.

"Wanda?" I asked. I thought she might have been at school, so I poofed myself there, too. It took me a few tries before I actually got there.

Venus, Summer, and Donna were waiting for me. "Where's Wanda?" they all asked at once.

"She's not here?" I asked worriedly.

"Cossie, what happened?" Summer asked.

"Well," I said. "I think things were going really well until she disappeared."

Venus slapped Summer. "See? Look what you did!"

"What did she do?" Donna asked. I was thinking that same question.

"Our moron of a friend over here saw Mamma Cosma this morning and somehow got on the subject of how Cosmo was Wanda's boyfriend!"

"You what!" Donna and I yelled at the same time.

"I didn't mean it!"

"I can't believe I trusted you!" I yelled, and then I poofed away. I'm not sure where I went exactly, but it was scary. I looked around for a while before I heard a familiar voice.

"Cosmo!"

I turned around. And I saw Wanda! And she was chained to a wall!

"Wanda, what happened?" I asked. Did my Mamma do this to her?

"I got captured by someone who said he wanted to take over Fairy World!"

"He…he captured you?"

Wanda nodded. She said something else, too, but I was too upset to hear it. What did this person do to her? What was he going to do? Was he hurting her?

"Wanda, I promise I'll get you out of here," I said. I poofed back to the school.

Summer and Donna had gone to class, but Venus was still there when I got back. "What happened? Where is she?"

"Someone captured her!" I said in a panicky voice. Hey, another one of those new words! "They're going to take over Fairy World!"

"What?" Venus asked. Before we could do anything, our wands shut off and everything got gray.


Wanda was looking out of the window in her living room. Cosmo was coming to pick me up and then we'd poof to school together. I know it's very clichèd, but that's the way it happened. Anyway, I was waiting for him to show up, thinking about the great time we had the day before. I still couldn't believe we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

I finally saw him outside my window and I poofed outside.

"Hi, Cosmo," I said.

"Hi…" he said back. I had gotten used to the staring, and I took it as a compliment. Most people didn't think or me as pretty. The only reason I was in the popular crowd was because of my father. It was nice to know that a conceited jerk wasn't the only person who liked the way I looked.

Even if I did know what the staring meant, I, like most other girls, love to be told that they're pretty. So I asked him why he was staring.

"You just look really nice today."

I thanked him and was about to grab his hand and poof us off, but the next thing I knew I was chained to some huge wall. Cosmo was no where in sight.

I looked around a little more thoroughly. Everything in the room was metal. There wasn't much in the room, though. Just four walls, the chains that they used to hold me up, and a few file cabinets. I was going to break free, but I saw my wand a few feet away. There was no way I could reach it.

As I was struggling to break free, two magical creatures appeared in front of me, accompanied by a human girl. "Hello, Wanda," the larger of the two creatures said to me.

"Who…who are you?" I asked. "How do you know my name?"

"I'm the Head Pixie, and this is my assistant, Sanderson."

"Then who's the human?"

Both pixies looked over towards the human and asked, "Why are you still following us!"

"Just shut up and get on with your plan," the girl said.

Head Pixie sighed. "Anyway…we Pixies are set out to destroy Fairy World, and we need you to be our informer."

"Why would I tell you anything?"

Head Pixie looked down at Sanderson. "Did we ever work on that part?"

The human girl mumbled something and gave HP a picture. I couldn't tell what it was a picture of, but the pixies seemed confused by it.

"That's him?" one of them asked.

The girl nodded.

"Because if you don't tell us what we need to know," Sanderson said, "This fairy is going to live a life of misery."

With that, HP held a picture of Cosmo in my face.

I was horrified. "What are you going to do to him?"

"Nothing, as long as you give us our needed information."

I gave up trying to break free. I would never do anything to hurt Cosmo. I'd rather they take over Fairy World. At least Cosmo would be okay.

I hoped.

"Fine," I said.

"We need to know what powers everything here," HP said.

"Wandos 2.0" I answered.

"And where is the main source?"

"I know!" the human girl shouted out. "Pick me! Pick me!"

"Will you leave us alone if we do?"

The girl nodded.

The three of them "pinged" off, leaving me alone in the room again. It wasn't just me for long, though, because the girl came back in some sort of beam.

"How did you do that?" I asked her.

"Star Trek," she answered. "I promise, the pixies won't leave you here for long."

"Why did they need me, anyway?"

"This is all Wandissimo's idea!" she said to me. "When the pixies take over Fairy World, they're going to make some sort of law or something that says you can only marry Wandissimo."

"What!" I yelled.

"Don't worry," the girl said. "I know exactly how to get you out of this!"

I wanted to ask this girl how she planned on getting me out of a law like that, but she asked some guy named Scotty to beam her up, and she left. Cosmo came in no more than two seconds later.

I called out his name and he turned around. "Wanda! What happened!"

"Two pixies captured me and said they wanted to take over Fairy World!"

Cosmo's face turned red. He looked angry. Really angry.

I stared to tell him about how it was all Wandissimo's idea, but he interrupted me mid-sentence.

"I promise I'll get you out of here!" he said. Then he left, too.

About a minute later, I saw my wand shut off. I hoped Cosmo was okay.