Disclaimer: If I did own the Fairly Odd Parents, you'd hear me screaming. Do you hear screaming? Thought so...

Author's Note: Behold! The shortest chapter yet! I really did try to make it longer, I swear I did, but adding any useless information would only make the story worse. Hope your in a for a quick read...

Chapter Six - More Fancy Words/Duh!

In an instant, things turned into confusion. Wow, that was a fancy sentence! That sounds about right for what happened next, though. Everyone was going nuts, rushing around the hallways. I'm not sure how, but Summer and Donna found me and Venus.

"Cosmo," Summer asked. "What happened?"

"Someone captured Wanda!" I shouted out. My two friends turned to Venus.

"All I know," Venus said to them, "is that we need to find out where Wanda is exactly."

Venus, Summer, and Donna kept talking, but I didn't hear them. All I could think about was Wanda. What were those horrible people doing to her? She didn't deserve whatever they were planning. She didn't deserve anything bad at all.

"Okay, I give up!" Venus shouted, bringing my head back into the room. Yet again, another fancy sentence that hit the nail on the head! "There is no way we can do this without magic!"

There was a green light beam in the middle of the hallway and a human girl came in. "I can help!"

My friends and I looked at her weird. "Who are you?" Summer asked.

"I'm WLiiAfanatic!" the girl said. "And I know where Wanda is!"

"Hey!" I shouted. "You're that girl who keeps teaching me fancy new words!"

WLiiAfanatic nodded.

"Wait," Donna said. "You know where Wanda is?"

"Yup! Now, all of you huddle real close to me…"
The four of us got really close to WLiiAfanatic and the next thing I knew I was in the gray room again.

"Cosmo!" Wanda shouted. "Venus! Summer! Donna! And…strange girl with the pixies! How did you get here?"

"Star Trek," WLiiAfanatic answered. "And the pixies only think I'm working with them! I'm really on your side, Wanda."

"Then why didn't you let her go!" Donna and I yelled at the same time.

"It's all part of the story!"

"If you're telling the story," Wanda asked, "then what was I talking in the third person back at my house?"

"Never mind that for now," WLiiAfanatic said. "Cosmo, you weren't paying very good attention when we last saw you, so I'll fill you all in. The pixies are out on a quest to take over Fairy World. And you guys know they pretty much did that already. Now, unless the four of you get out of here really soon, the pixies are gonna come looking for Cosmo and take him to a small, cramped room and make sure he stays there so Wandissimo can be the hero, save Wanda, and the two will be forced my the new pixie laws to marry each other."

"What!" my friends, my girlfriend, and me shouted,

"Just re-read my terribly long sentence!" WLiiAfanatic said, then she turned around to face Wanda. "Didn't I already tell you about the plan?"

I never heard Wanda's answer. All I could think about was Wandissimo marrying Wanda. I was going to marry Wanda! Over my dead body would Wandissimo get to marry Wanda!

I grabbed the human's shirt. "WLiiAfanatic, you've gotta help us!"

"That's why I added myself in the story!" WLiiAfanatic said. With that were "beamed up" into a really big room with tons of humans in it.

"What is this place?" Summer asked, looking around.

"This is the Authors' Lounge!" WLiiAfanatic answered. "Hey, there's Trixie21! I have to go thank her for her kind reviews! While I'm gone, you guys stay here. You can see what's happening with Wandissimo and the pixies on the screen with the paper guy on it.

After we looked around for a few minutes, Venus saw a machine with a paper guy in a red hat taped to the not-glass part. "This must be it!" she said.

We flew over and gathered around the screen. Summer pressed a button and we saw Fairy World.

Everything was a mess, almost exactly like the school hallway, only with more fairies. Summer accidentally hit this oval-ish thing with her elbow and the picture changed over to Wandissimo. He was talking with a magical-looking thing in a gray suit. His head looked like a triangle

"D'you think that's a pixie?" Summer asked.

When Summer talked, I tried to remember why I was so mad at her before. "Hmm…"

"He doesn't look very pixie-ish," Donna said. Venus nodded and we listened to the conversation.

"Do you have the proper explosives for the job?" Wandissimo asked.

"Yes," the triangle-headed pixie answered. "The Gray Room will be completely destroyed. All you have to do is swoop in with the key."

Venus looked at me. "Did he just say…"

"Good," Wandissimo said. "Now, where is Sanderson?"

"He's wiring the room," the pixie answered.

"He's WHAT!" my friends shouted at the same time. I just flew away from the monitor really fast. I needed to find WLiiAfanatic! It was kind of hard to concentrate, though. What would happen if Wandissimo saw a pretty girl and started flirting with her on the way to save Wanda? She'd be hurt, that's what! I couldn't let that happen!

I loved her way too much to stand for that! And that might have been my most un-Cosmo-like sentence yet!

Finally, I found WLiiAfanatic. "You've gotta help me! I've gotta get Wanda out of there before the—"

"The explosives," WLiiAfanatic answered. "I know. This is my plot, after all!"

"What do I do!"

WLiiAfanatic gave me a weird stick. "I borrowed this from a Harry Potter story. It's like your wand, only it's less pretty. You poof outside, and I'll have Scotty beam your friends there later. If you can find Sanderson and distract him, then you should be able to get Wanda out."

"Thanks!" I said and tried to poof myself down town, where Wandissimo was. Instead I ended up in my living room.

"COSMO!"

And then I remembered why I hated Summer.


"WHAT!"

WLiiAfanatic tagged along with Cosmo, Venus, Donna, and Summer when they came into the huge metal room. She was explaining to them what was going on. I knew the plan, except for the part about Cosmo being trapped in a small, cramped, room.

"I thought you knew the plan already," WLiiAfanatic said to me.

"Well, no one ever told me about Cosmo being locked up in a really small room! He doesn't deserve that! He didn't do anything!"

"It's all part of the—"

"The plot!" I shouted, "We know! If you ask me, this is a really bad plot!"

"Jeez, you don't have to rub it in!"

I wanted to tell that girl more about how much I hated the situation she put us in, but she was helping Cosmo and the three girls get themselves to safety, which was lots more important. If anything at all happened to Cosmo I don't know what I'd do.

Did I ever feel that way about Wandissimo? Nope, not at all. Not even when I liked dating him did that thought ever cross my mind.

When Wandissimo grabbed my hand, it never felt the way it did when Cosmo did it. When Wandissimo kissed me on the cheek, I never felt the way I felt when Cosmo did. Wandissimo's eyes weren't nearly as wonderful as Cosmo's. Whatever I compared, Cosmo always came out the winner. Even when it came to smarts, Wandissimo lost. If he had any brain at all, maybe he'd know that an evil plot would never get me back.

"Oh my gosh…" I whispered to myself.

Right then is when I realized I loved Cosmo. And I was scared thinking about what the pixies would do if they found him. I felt tears wet my eyes as I saw the weird light beam.

"Oh, no," I mumbled. "Not that crazed human again!"

"Not even close!" I heard a familiar voice say. It was Venus, Summer, and Donna!

"What are you guy doing? Where's Cosmo?"

"WLiiAfanatic said he was safe," Venus said.

"Of course," Summer added, "she hasn't been very helpful so far, so we can't really be certain."

Donna kicked Summer in the leg.

"Cut that out!" Venus yelled to her friends. She turned back to me. "Wanda, one of the pixies is setting up explosives! This is when Wandissimo is supposed to come in!"

I didn't care about explosives! "Where is Cosmo!"

"Wanda, did you hear me? You're about to—"

"I don't care, Venus! Cosmo's safety is more important than mine! I love him!"

Venus stared at me with a weird expression. "I'll be sure to shriek over that one later…"

The room got quiet, and I could hear ticking.