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Lindsay: Okay, guys, ya know what? I might put the bloopers in my bio... maybe. Ya know, if I remember.

Drake: Now you're begging for forgiveness... pitiful!

Lindsay: (casually kicks Drake off the stage) Anyway I decided that it was too annoying to have so many different years, so Beast Boy and Star are in fifth year and everyone else is in sixth. Moving on, I own everything mentioned in this story, and–

Patty: Except for the characters and the setting.

Lindsay: Right, except the characters and the setting. Those belong to J. K. Rowling, or the guys who came up with Teen Titans. I only came up with the plot, since I- PATTY, YOU DORK!

"Okay," said Ron, plopping a generous stack of books in front of Hermione, Raven, Pansy and Saria. "I've found ice crystals, fire crystals, water crystals, lava crystals, air crystals, sapphires, topazes, emeralds, diamonds, EVERY BLOODY CRYSTAL IN THE WORLD, EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WE'RE LOOKING FOR!"

"You're looking for crystals, Ron?" asked Hermione, surprised. "Look for weapons, monsters, Vol - You-Know-Who," she said, glaring at the two Slytherin girls.

Ron's face went slack. "You mean that Harry and I looked through all those books about crystals for nothing!" he demanded. "Some of them were MADE of crystal! Heavies bloody things in the world!"

"Well no one told you to look for crystals," said Hermione simply. Ron strangled the air and walked away.

Meanwhile, Beast Boy and Abby were diligently searching under "transformation".

"Find anything?" asked Abby, standing on the top rung of the ladder on wheels.

"Nothing," replied Beast Boy, searching at the very bottom of that section. "And I'm multitasking here."

"Huh?"

"I'm trying to find stuff on that weirdo morphy crystal thingy, but I'm also trying to find stuff that'll help me get my powers back."

Abby quickly climbed down the ladder. "There's nothing in this section, let's try another one."

"What? We've only combed half the-"

"There's nothing here!" snapped Abby. She grabbed Beast Boy by the elbow and stalked out of the section.

"What's your problem?" he asked.

"Can we take a break from researching for two minutes?" asked Saria, closing her book and putting her head on it.

"I second that," muttered Pansy. She had let Saria talk her into researching with the Gryffindors.

"Fine," said Hermione. Saria miraculously recovered and grinned at Raven, who was watching Abby drag Beast Boy our of their section and go into a different one. She had a blank expression, but her eyes were turning green.

"You like him," she observed. Raven jumped, black energy sparking from her, and Saria's chair overturned. Grinning, Saria righted it and sat. "I knew it. You must now dance."

"I do not like him," she said defensively.

"You kind of look jealous of Abby," retorted Saria. "Everyone knows she's got the hots for him."

"Shut up."

Saria grinned. Hermione was smiling and Pansy just looked exasperated.

"Are you sure you don't like him?" asked Hermione, eyebrows raised.

"Yes. I don't 'like'."

"Riiight," Saria rolled her eyes. Raven glared.

"What makes you think that I like Beast Boy?"

"Well, let's review, shall we?" Saria gave Raven her best "lecturing Professor McGonagoll" look. "You turn green whenever your see Abby and Beast Boy together, you get annoyed by him easily and you're always talking about how immature he is. If that isn't true love, I dunno what is."

"She's right, Raven," chimed in Hermione.

"Can we switch the conversation to something more related to what we're trying to do before I vaporize you both?" asked Raven as conversationally as Raven gets.

"Of course."

"Let's."

Meanwhile, Cyborg, Robin, Starfire, Mandy, Jennifer and Ginny were all looking under "Dark Arts". None of them were successful.

"I have found something that mentions Harry!" exclaimed Starfire.

"Does it mention the crystal?" asked Jennifer.

"Not that I am aware of-"

"Then toss it."

Unfortunately, the Tamaranien had never head the expression before, and quite literally tossed the book. It flew from her hand... to the ceiling... to the narrow gap between Cyborg's head and the bookshelf he was examining. After nearly suffering a heart attack, he slowly turned his head to Starfire, who had her hands over her mouth.

"Never... toss a heavy book... again," he said perfectly calmly.

"I shall not, Cyborg!"

Mandy fought a mad desire to laugh. "Jenn meant put it back on the shelf, Starfire."

"But did she not inform me to toss the book?"

"It's an expression, Star," said Robin.

"I apologize!" the pink-cheeked Starfire said.

The rest of September was rather uneventful. Saria continued to annoy Raven about liking Beast Boy, Harry and Ginny shot blushing looks at each other, and Abby and Beast Boy grew closer and closer. As September blew into October, hopes of finding anything to do with the crystal dimmed. But the sparks between Harry and Ginny were increasing, and Beast Boy and several others were determined to get them together.

"Hey Ginny, do you like Harry?"

"What?"

"Okay, put the wand away... please... NO NOT THAT!"

Beast Boy fell against the wall with Bat Bogeys flapping against his face. Ginny turned away from him, eyes blazing, and sat down at the Gryffindor table next to Harry, pulling a large stack of toast towards her.

Harry, Ron, Cyborg and Robin all started to laugh.

"Nice one, Gin," choked Ron.

But Beast Boy didn't give up. He, Starfire, Jennifer and Mandy devised a plan over the next few days. A foolproof plan that even Jennifer couldn't screw up.

"Matchmaker 1 to Matchmaker 2, over," said Beast Boy into his wand.

"Matchmaker 2 to Matchmaker 1," came Mandy's magic static-laced reply. "Matchmaker 4 is getting Lovebird 1 in postition, and Lovebird 2 and Matchmaker 3 are on their way, over."

"The Weapon is ready and waiting, over."

"And the icebreaker is raring to go, over."

"Roger that, Matchmaker 2. Over and out."

Beast Boy grinned and crouched behind a chair with Harry's snowy owl on his shoulder as Ginny and Jennifer headed into the common room and sat down, chatting. Starfire came into the room, with Harry behind her, and the four of them started a conversation. Jennifer took special care to ensure that Harry was next to Ginny.

"Okay, Hedwig, you know what to do," whispered Beast Boy. The owl hooted softly.

After awhile, Mandy joined them and came into the conversation as well. Jennifer expertly steered it in the direction of couples and dating, and at that time, Mandy jumped up.

"Crap! Star, Jenn, we have to go!"

"You are right friend!"

"Ooh, forgot about Charms extra help..."

Those three beat it, and Harry and Ginny were alone, talking about couples still.

"Okay, go, Hedwig!" whispered Beast Boy. The owl flew off his shoulder and into Ginny, who crashed forward into Harry.

"I'm so sorry!" exclaimed Harry, his face reddening, as Ginny rubbed her head where the owl had hit her.

"It's all right," replied Ginny.

Beast Boy turned his head to flick a bug off his hand, and when he looked back, Harry and Ginny were kissing.

"Yes!" he muttered. He pulled out his wand. "Matchmaker 1 to Matchmaker 2. The eagle has landed."

Lindsay: Hey, less than three months this time!

Drake: Barely.

Patty: It is a little short, Lindsay.

Rocker: Very much so.

Miz: Time is irrelevant.

Lindsay: Oh shut up guys!

LostChickenGothicWednesday723 - Did you know the season one DVD is coming out in September? I'M SO EXCITED! Who do you think might die?

Tearful Joy - That was a pretty good blooper! Lol, I was laughing.

smart one - Sorry about that! I'll try and control my foul mouth. (Drake: Fat chance.) Ignore him! I'll try to fit Red X in... hmmm...

Tira's Host - I last updated... erm... I don't remember. And here's your update!

Tim Fortune - Thanks, I think.

AntimatterManticore - Ooh, I'll help you kill the Death Eaters! And I updated!

mdizzle - I am really sorry about that... and I don't think I read it, I'll get on that.

Raziel Tepes - You really don't trust me at all, do you?