Disclaimer: I don't own The Fairly Odd Parents or Harry Potter (which I forgot to mention last time). Luckily, I do own my glasses. Without whom, none of this would be possible

Author's Note: Welcome to the last chapter! It's been fun, hasn't it? Anyway, I'm really sorry this took so long, but I couldn't make Cosmo's POV make sence so I had to write Wanda's first and I had some MAJOR writers block. But it's here now. Cosmo's part is a bit shorter than Wanda's this time, sorry! Now, enough with the author's note and on with the story!

Chapter Seven - Me and my Mamma/Burnt in the Middle of Town

"COSMO!" Mamma yelled at me. I turned around to look at her. She was really red and angry…and kinda scary.

"Uh, hi M-Mamma."

"What is this I hear about you seeing that horrible Wanda girl?"

"She's not horrible!" I said defensively. Mamma just ignored me.

"I forbid this! She's not right for you at all!"

"But Mamma—"

"I don't want to hear it Cosmo!" Mamma yelled. "I know she was dating that exchange student. The things he must have provoked! I'll bet (Binky flies in with the rainbow stripes screen and leaves when Mamma Cosma stops being vulgar)!"

I stood there with my mouth opened. How could she say such awful things about Wanda? "She'd—she'd never do that!"

"How do you know that, Cosmo?" Mamma asked. "She could have been doing anything with that boy, She's a wretched girl!"

"I love her!" I shouted. I didn't mean to say that, it just slipped out. But I meant it.

"You know nothing about love!"

"That's not true!"

Mamma started to say something, but two oddly familiar looking girls flew in and captured Mamma in a huge sack.

"Who are you people?" I asked.

"I'm Luna," one of them said, "and this is Venus. We're helping you save Wanda!"

"Save Wanda from what?" I asked. Then I heard a big boom from outside.

Daisy cringed. "That."

"WANDA!" I cried.

"She's probably in the middle of town," Luna said. She took out a weird stick wand like the kind the weird human girl gave to me and poofed me there.

I spotted Wanda almost the second I got there. And she was on the ground and burnt! Those pixies were the ones that hurt her. And I was going to kill them.

"Let go of me, you jerk!" I heard Venus's voice. She was wrestling with the square-headed pixie for something.

I flew up to the pixie and slapped him on the back of the head. Really hard, too, because he fell a few feet.

"Cosmo?" Venus asked. "You mean your mother didn't kill you?"

"Not yet!" I answered.

Venus smiled and the pixie flew back up. "What was that for?" he asked.

"You hurt Wanda!" I yelled.

"It's not my fault Wandissimo didn't show up."

"We would have been better off if Trixie21 wrote this," Venus mumbled. Then she yelled to the pixie, "Give me the contract!"

"Never!"

For the next five minutes, Venus, the pixie, and me fought for the contract. Venus finally got it from him after a while.

"Yes!" she cheered. "Now, there's gotta be a loophole somewhere. Every other contract and/or rule in this show have one."

While Venus read the contract, Wandissimo showed up. "Hey! Blue-haired fairy girl! Let go of that!"

"No way!" Venus shouted at that evil jerk. "It clearly states that Wanda and Cosmo are supposed to be married!"

"What?" Wandissimo and I asked at the same time.

"No!" Wandissimo said. "I'm going to marry that swirly pink angel!"

I gripped my stick wand and shouted, "Wanda is MY swirly pink angel!" I tried to use my deadliest magic on Wandissimo but all I did was put him in a cage.

Venus looked at me and blinked. "What the heck happened to you?"

"I…don't…know," I answered.

Venus shrugged. "Good enough. Now, let's go find Wanda!"


"That isn't good!" Donna yelled out.

"Way to point out the obvious!" Summer, Venus, and I snapped back. Either I was about to be burned to a crisp, or Wandissimo was going to fly in, rescue me, and then be forced by new Pixie laws to marry me. The future didn't look very bright.

The ticking became faster...or my mind was playing tricks on me. Either way, I knew we didn't have much longer.

"What are you still doing here?" I yelled out to my friends. It turns out only Donna and Summer were there.

"We don't know how to get out!" Donna yelled back.

"Where's Venus?"

"We don't know that either!" Summer answered me.

The ticking kept getting faster. Where was Wandissimo? Even if he was a jerk, he was about to get me out of here.

"Where's Cosmo?" I heard Donna ask.

"He's supposed to be in the center of...oh, no!"

"What?" I asked. "What's wrong with--"

The ticking stopped, and the next thing I knew I was right in the middle of town.

Everything was chaotic. Fairies were floating around in every direction. I sat up and tried not to hit my head on anyone's feet. I noticed Summer and Donna where sitting up, too.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Your stupid ex didn't make it!" Summer yelled.

"Forget about Wandissimo!" Donna snapped at our friend. "Where's Venus and Cosmo."

I got really scared. The pixies probably had him locked up in some tiny room in God knows where. And who knows what they were doing to Venus.

I was so lost in thought I didn't notice that the streets were now totally empty, even Summer and Donna had flown off somewhere. How long had I been sitting there?

I saw HP floating towards me. "Where's Wandissimo?" he asked.

"I--I don't know," I answered. "He never showed up."

"So now Cosmo and Wandissimo are missing," HP mumbled. "Just great..."

"So I don't have to marry Wandissimo?"

"Oh, you do. The contract says--"

"Hold that thought!" a familiar voice called out. When I looked, I saw Venus, who was floating towards us with Cosmo on one side of her, and a caged Wandissimo on the other. She had a sheet of paper in her hand.

I floated up.

HP looked at the paper. "Where did you get that?"

"Sanderson," Venus answered.

As if that were his cue, Sanderson joined us looking a bit banged up.

HP looked at his assistant. "The girl did that to you?"

Sanderson nodded and fixed his crooked sunglasses.

Venus cleared her throat and we all looked at her. "The contract says that Wanda has to marry her true love. So, who's it gonna be."

I answered without hesitation. "Cosmo!"

"COSMO!" Wandissimo shouted angrilly.

"Cosmo! That's me!" Cosmo flew over to me with a huge grin on his face.

"Why was that contract so flawed!" Wandissimo said to no one in particular.

"Because this is my story!" shouted another familiar voice. We could all clearly see WLiiAfanatic standing by the Wandos 2.0 wand.

"NO!" the pixies shouted as the human girl plugged in the wand. As she did, the pixies and Wandissimo disappeared, the damage from the explosion was repaired, and our wands came back.

I wanted to thank the girl, but she disappeared with the pixies.

Venus smiled at us. "I'll leave you two kids alone."

After Venus had flown away, Cosmo looked at me and asked. "Why? You could have had Wandissimo, and you picked me."

I smiled. "Because I love you, Cosmo."

And the next thing I knew, our lips were together.

ONE YEAR LATER

I never thought I would have so much fun playing charades in Cosmo's mom's basement, but that's where I was exactly a year later.

"I'm sorry about Luna and Daisy not returning your mom," I said to Cosmo as we were finishing up.

"It's okay," Cosmo answered. "If she was still around, we would never be here right now.

I smiled. "I'm going to use the little fairy's room," I said and flew upstairs.

In the bathroom I fixed my hair a bit and freshened up some. I never knew that when I returned downstairs I would hear the best thing I'd ever hear in my life.

"Wanda," Cosmo asked me with a chewed up pen cap in his hand, "will you marry me?"

I was absolutely speechless. Even if it was a pen cap, it was more beautiful than any ring I ever saw.

"Yes!" I screamed excitedly, and we kissed.

After that, Cosmo left a note to his mother (in case she ever came back) that said he went out to get some milk, and we flew off. We didn't know where we were going, but we knew we'd go together.

And that was a whole lot sweeter than turning down Wandissimo!

The Final Author's Note: Well, that's it! Thanks to all my reviewers; Skyhiatrist, Wanda Wish, Ryuko DragonHalf, KiloLuna, Moonjava, Jack Nightmare 2 U, Fairly-Odd-Parents, Live2Write4Ever, dArkliTe-sPirit, and an extra special thanks to Trixie21, who's reviews not only made me write more, but also helped me write better reviews myself.

Thanks to Crowded House for coming out with the song "Don't Dream It's Over", and thanks to Journey for coming out with the song "Open Arms". These two songs definitely inspired me the most while writing this, especially chapters four and seven.

Thanks to my friend Krysten for putting up with my obsessiveness while I was writing this. Anyone else probably would have shot themselves listening to me talking about this.

And now the A/N is over, too. So many endings...

Keep an eye out for my next story. I'm not sure if it'll be up soon, but it's definitely going to be written!