HELLO AND WELCOME TO QUIZ TIME!! I'm your Host Lil Bre ^_^

Tyson: Awww we're gonna take a quiz?!

Of course to see if you idiots were paying attention!

Kenny: I love quizzes! Is it about Biology? Or World History? Oh Oh how about Math?!?!?!

HECK NO!!!!!!!!!! This is a few questions about this story ^_^

Everyone: O_O WHAT?!?!?!?!

Hey I have nothing else to do in these conversations. First Question!

Potiems (??): ::drops out of nowhere::

Everyone: ::is behind a potiem:: O_O

Question One: What does Kai give Mariah for her 8th birthday?

Max: ::presses button thingy:: WHAT IS PINEAPPLE!!!!!!

O_o;;; NO! You lose 10 points.... do the disclaimer...

Tala: Lil Bre doesn't own anything but her kitty, her fishys, and her socks and pillow....

Chapter 26- Age 16 II: The Driving Test of Doom with Star Wars

Saturday morning and it was the day of the driving test, but it doesn't start till 3. Tala was still sleeping while Kai was up watching his morning cartoons.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! Daffy Duck ALWAYS fall for that Rabbit Season Duck Season thingy!!" Kai laughed making his cereal fall out of his mouth.

"Kai, when are you ever going to stop watching cartoons? You're 16 for crying out loud!" Kathy complained.

"The day I quit watching cartoons is when.... um.... never! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Daffy's beak is backwards!" Kai fell off the couch choking form his Lucky Charms (tm). Kathy just sweatdropped.

'I think I should call that Psychologist that the school told me about...' she thought.

"HAHAHA YEAH MAX! Wilie E. Coyote IS a stupid genuis!!!!" Kai said laughing on the phone with Max.

'.... for ALL of them...' she sweatdropped again leaving the room.

A few hours later, which was noon and Tala woke up, both boys were outside on their trampoline in their socks. Each were glaring at one another and pulled out a plastic looking pole. They both whipped the pole to reveal a glowing sword/lifesavers. (AN: Like those Star Wars Light Up Swords :P)

"You are going down Tala," Kai said putting his green lifesaver in a fighting stance.

"Sorry little brother, but it is YOU who will be going down!" Tala defended putting his blue lifesaver in his fighting stance. They both started circling around the trampoline by jumping up and down glaring at each other. Then, they both jumped and clashed their plastic swords together over and over again.

"Um... what are they doing?" Mariah asked staring at the "fight".

"It's either a horrorable version of Star Wars, they're still fighting over that car, they need some serious therapy, or this is the most idiotic thing I've ever seen them do to settle an arguement," Jackie sweatdropped.

"I think it's all of the above."

"Hey Kai! Mariah's watching!" Tala said pointing behind him.

"Eh?" Kai turned around to see her behind him. Then he was smacked on his head, fell off the trampoline and onto the grass. "HEY! THAT WASN'T RIGHT YOU REDHEADED ESEL!!" Kai yelled in German rubbing his head.

"What?! Sie sind der Idiot, der hinter Ihnen Sie dumm dumb*** schaute!" Tala yelled back.

"Grrr... Ich sollte Ihren Kopf in schlagen, aber meiner Freundin herum und ich möchten nicht ihr meine heftige Seite zeigen," Kai turned away from his brother.

"Um... what are they saying?" Tyson said who came up behind the girls.

"Does it look like I speak German?" Mariah faced Tyson (A/N: I KNOW I KNOW! I couldn't find a website that would translate English to Russian... so... I picked German... is that closer to Russian than French? @_@).

"Sie trauen, sich weg von mir zu drehen?! Ich sollte diesen Lebensretter herauf Ihre Nase schieben und Ihre Kehle niederwerfen!" Tala said waving his plastic sword erratically (My vocabulary word this week).

"Ich möchte Sie sehen, Tätowierungjungen zu versuchen!" Kai said facing Tala head to head. They both started growling and showing their teeth threatenly.

"Geez, this is stupid," Hiromi said who also came by with Rei. "Does anyone know what they're saying?"

"I did but I haven't expanded my German yet," Kenny sweatdropped.

"I got 5 bucks on Tala!" Lee yelled waving his 5 dollar bill in the air.

Then, Kathy stormed out of the house and grabbed both boys by their shirts. "Was Sie Sie denken, tun zwei?! Ehrlich, kämpfend über einem Auto! Ich sollte nicht es zu auch nicht geben von Ihnen! Mit dieser Rate sind Sie beide, die gehen, für Test Ihres Treibers spät zu sein und werden nie Ihre Lizenz erhalten! Erhalten Sie Ihre Schuhe und beide von Ihnen gehen unterschiedliche Weisen zum Gebäude verstehen!!???"

"Yea ma'am," both boys said sweatdropping.

"Great! Now it's 2:30 you guys should get going it's a long walk there, see ya later and good luck on your test and I have a surprise for you both when you get home okay," Kathy said smiling like nothing happened. Everyone stared as the mother left and they focused on Tala and Kai as they put their shoes on, grabbed their skateboards and started to walk off.

"We're going to be late guys, you're coming?" both of them said to the group of people. Everyone sweatdropped and got into a huddle.

"Okay... what do we do now?" Max asked.

"Um... Lee, Gary, Emily, Tyson, and Jackie go with Tala while Mariah, Max, Rei, and I go with Kai. Deal?" Hiromi planned. Everyone agreed and they all went their seperate ways. (Kenny and Kevin are 15 remember people :P)

~*~At the Driving Lessons~*~

An old man with a cane slowly walked out of the car and put on his glasses. "Is there a Kai Hiwewhatcha here?" the man called out.

"Uh... it's Hiwatari," Kai sweatdropped irritated.

"Right... follow me," the man said as he very very slowly turned around and started to walk very very very very slowly. Kai sweatdropped again and step 3 times and wait 10 seconds for the old man to catch up each time.

'Geez and we're only 20 steps away from the car....' he facefaulted taking another 3 steps.

~~Other side~~

Tala was having the same problem but it was with an old lady who likes to talk about her grandchildren and her husband.

"...my husband was your age when he went to World War II, and he's doing fine now. he's working here," she said happily.

"Is he a speed demon like you..." Tala mumbled scarcasticly.

"What was that dear?" she asked.

"Just thinking," he lied.

"HI HONEY!" an old hand from across the street waving at the lady.

"Hello dear! You got a new student too?"

"Yep his name's Kai. Nice fellow, too."

"This boy's name is Tala. They look alike don't you think?"

"Um... I have a very important appointment later... so... um... can we start?" Tala asked impatiently. They got into the car and buckled their seatbelts.

"Okay deary, I'm going to tell you what to do and you will be graded... so lets start," the old lady said pulling out her clipboard and pen.

'Great, let's get this started,' both Tala and Kai thought at the same time and cranked up their cars. As soon as they cranked it up the car went haywire and they both smashed into each other and the cars exploded into a million pieces and only the old lady and the old man came out unscratched and unharmed. THE END

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Well that's the end of this chappie ^_^

Readers: BOOOO!!! ::starts throwing heavy objects at her::

OW OKAY OKAY OW!!! I WAS JUST OW KIDDING!! HEY!!! THAT HURT!! Let's just skip the driving cuz I can't describe things that well OKAY!

Readers: ^_^ ::continues reading

________________________ As we were.... As soon as both of them finished their test, the teachers said they did everything perfectly and they got the highest grade in the history of Japan. But they were actually rushing to get finish so that they could get their license before one another.

As soon as they both got into the picture booth, ladies with very wild hair chewing bubble gum told them to 'SMILE'.

~*~That Evening~*~

Kathy Hiwatari was sitting on the couch reading a novel and scratching Duke behind the ears at the time when she looked at her watch.

"I'm worried Duke, that test should have been finished a long time ago, where could they be?" she wondered. As if on que, both boys rammed through the front door and they jumped on the couch talking at the same time. "Whoa whoa whoa! One at a time please!"

"I got my driver's license first!" they said showing her their cards. As soon as she looked at them she facfaulted. The pictures turned out that Kai and Tala had one of those 'hurry-up-and-take-my-picture!' face. Their smiles took up half their face for crying out loud!

"Why didn't you guys smile nicely?!"

"It turned out better than Max's picture," Kai scratched the back of his head.

~*~At Max's house~*~

"Hey Mom, Dad, I finally got my driver's license!" Max ran into the house and to the kitchen. When they looked at the picture, all you can see was a yellow, green, khaki, and blue smudge scretched on the picture. In other words... it was a complete blur.

"Maxxx...." his Dad said, "you had your eyes closed!"

"No I didn't! See that blue thing, those were my eyes!" Max smiled.

"Well... at least you smiled... sorta," Judy sweatdropped trying to get a closer look at the blur to find her son in it.

~*~Back at the Hiwatari's~*~

"Well... I was going to tell you guys this earlier but.... guess what?" she said.

"What?" They both said.

"I looked at our finacial again and I saw that I could buy BOTH of you guys a car, isn't that neat!" she beamed excitedly. Their jaws dropped, they facefaulted, they had that blue and black background, and they had those blue lines going down their heads. "I knew you guys would be surprised! We'll go look for the cars tomorrow okay. I gotta get dinner ready so go wash up." After she left, they still stayed in that same position. Duke nudged Tala with his nose and they both fell over still looking like dead frozen zombies.

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.... Question 23: Max's mentally ill ------ taught him out the snowboard. What's the answer?

Tyson: ::buzzes in:: WHO IS GREATGREATGREATGREATGREAT UNCLE!!!

..... NOOOO!!!! You lose 10 points.... Hello everyone.... this game is going on very badly.... Gary's the lead with 10 points and Emily in a close lead with 5 and Tala in 3rd with 0 cuz he fell asleep.

Tala: zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz...

You people just don't pay attention to the story don't ya.... If you wanna participate then tell me in your review and I'll send u 4 questions. Please read and review and BYE BYE ^_^

Rei: These are questions about the story?! I thought this was a music quiz O_O;;;