Hello people...

Tyson: What's up with you?

...Family issues... no bothering of me... ::goes sulking somewhere::

Tala:.....alright... does anyone have anything ta say?

Max: SOME CRAZY PERSON PUT SALT IN MY TEA EXCEPT SUGAR!!!!!!

Mariah: Max... you don't drink tea!

Max: Oh yea ^^

Tala:... will you do the disclaimer before I lose my sanity with everyone else, Kai?

Kai: Lil Bre doesn't own anything but ::pulls out a piece of paper:: her fishes, her pillow, and tree that she set fire this weekend.

Chapter 27- Age 16 III: Evil Comes and Returns- Mark, Michelly, and Evil Aunty comes home for Christmas with Explosions (What a long title ~_~;;)

"Kai wait up for a second!" Mariah called out to her boyfriend as she walked out of her class to go to the bathroom. Kai turned around to find the pink-haired girl run up to him.

"Whatcha doing outta class? You're skipping?" he asked.

"No way! Are you skipping?"

"::gasp:: Of course not!" Kai said defendedly, "I'm going to retract FYI." (Mariah: Lil Bre's sad so I do this now. Retract means that it's a in-house suspension. You stay into this room till like da end of the day. People get it all da time to get out of classes :P)

"You can be a dumbass sometimes you that right."

"Hey but look on the bright side," Kai said wrapping his arms around her waist, "I'm your dumbass."

"Go to retract you nutcase," she said walking off to the bathroom.

"Great... she agrees with the teacher too." Kai walked off into the direction he was going and stopped at the Science Lab and looked through the window.

"Mr. Tate, are you sure that sugar, seasonings, and salt mixed with acid would make an explosion?" the Science teacher asked nervously.

"Of course, it's easy and stuff!" Max just poured a cup of salt into the mixture then....

KABOOOOOMMM

Max flew through the door all burnt like and onto the wall.

"Max, dude you okay?" Kai asked peeling the blonde boy off of the wall. The teacher walked out with ashes covering the front of him.

"Do I get a good grade?" Max asked the shocked teacher.

"It's an 85 Mr. Tate and I'll give you 10 extra points to NEVER do that project EVER again."

"YAY I GOT AN A! Oww... my back...," Max cheered and started to rubbing his back.

"Mr. Hiwatari could you get Mr. Tate and take him to the nurse's office?" he asked cleaning his glasses.

"Whatever Mr. Dude," Kai replied dragging Max by his arms down the halls.

"Then you must report to retract and my name is Mr. Kinomoto for the 53rd time!"

"Right Mr. YuGiOh later," the teen answered turning the corner. (Tyson: Lil Bre doesn't know if mixing those things together would ACTUALLY make an explosion.... but don't try it o_o;;)

"Why do I even bother..."

~*~After School (Winter Vaction)~*~

"FINALLY! WE ARE OUTTA SCHOOL FOR CHRISTMAS!" Kai yelled skateboarding down the sidewalk next to Tala and Rei, who was also on their skateboards.

"Geez, yell loud enough for the deaf people ta hear ya why don't ya," Tala said uncovering his ears.

"Sorry can't do that I'm too happy- Oof" Kai stretched his arms rolling down their walkway when he crashed into something and flipped off his skateboard. Tala and Rei was too busy laughing and he flipped over another large objects.

"Geez! Who'd leave their suitcase in the middle of the-Mmmmpphhh" Tala was complaining but Kai covered his mouth and put his ears against the door.

"No...." Kai said with his eye shrinking.

"What?"

"It can't be..."

"What?"

"She's here...."

"Who's she?!"

"How did she find us...."

"WHO THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Rei yelled.

"Auntie."

"The Auntie who gives everyone candy every time she visits?" Tala asked.

"No... she's not coming till after Christmas."

"The Auntie who's very rich and gives all of us expensive presents cuz she misses our birthday?" Rei asked.

"No... she's coming Christmas Eve."

"OR is it the Auntie who hates every kind of people in the world except Russian people and shunned you at birth because you're half Japanese on your father's side," Tyson came up to the house guessing.

"That's the one."

"::GASP:: NO!" all three of them said putting their hands over their mouths shocked.

"Rei, if she kicked me out of my room till she leaves, can I stay at your house?" Kai begged.

"Sure dude," Rei replied. Tala slowly opened the front door and he and Kai crept in as quietly as they can.

"Finally that nephew of mine came home from school, you must have tooken the long way home," an old lady with alot of wrinkles wearing a black churchy like hat, a bloody red shirt, and a long black skirt that was 4 feet tall was sitting on the couch petting Duke on the head. "Your Russian tiger is very nice, too bad that you're not fully Russian, eh nephew."

"Yes... it's a real shame..." Kai said pulling out his history book and flung it over his shoulders.

"Kai, little brother, don't do it or I'll throw your guitar out the window," Tala said grabbing the book away from Kai.

"If you do that I'll just have to show Mom those extra tattoes your promised that you wouldn't get," Kai said trying to pull the book away from Tala.

"Who's that?! Is it another one of those Japanese friends of yours?" Auntie (she will be called that now) asked facing Tala.

"Um... my name is Tala Hiwatari ma'am," Tala replied gulping. "I'm a Russian."

"A full Russian?! Finally! Let me show you how to rope goats like my father did when I was youngin'," she said as she grabbed Tala and they walked to the backyard. "And Japanese boy, you take all belongings out of your room, I taking your room."

"Um... I don't think they would allow goats in Japan..." Tala sweatdropped.

After getting everything he could out of his room, into his bag OR hidden somewhere, Kai walked next door to talk to Mariah for a few minutes before going off to Rei's house. He rung their door bell and waiting for a few seconds. Then a tall man with black hair and golden eyes appeared at the door and looked at Kai who was turned around. When Kai turned around, they both pointed at each other and screamed with bloody murder for 5 minutes.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK FANGS?!" Kai yelled.

"I'M VISITING FOR CHRISTMAS BONEHEAD!" Mark yelled back.

"ALRIGHT THEN LET ME SPEAK TO MARIAH FOR A SEC!!"

"NO!"

"WHY NOT?!"

"YOU'RE YELLING TO START WITH!"

"..... You were yelling too..."

".... You're right...."

"....."

"....."

"Can I talk to Mariah now?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because I said so."

"Why?"

"I'm not in the mood for this..."

"Why?"

"Will you stop it?!!"

"... Why?"

"If you say 'why' one more time... I'M GOING TO SOCK YOU!!" Mark yelled balling up his fist.

"....You've threatened to sock me a bunch of times, why would you think that I'd believe you now?"

"Because I would!"

".... why?"

BAM

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...

...

"Kai, what happened to you?" Mariah asked from his balcony.

"He socked me.... I can't believe Mark actually SOCKED ME!" Kai said pointing to his left black eye.

"He wouldn't hit someone unless it was on Christmas or when someone talked around our dad. Everyone knew that you wasn't suppose to bother Mark on Christmas," Mariah sweatdropped. "That's why Tyson had that black eye 10 years ago because he said something about Dad."

"Oh wow... thanks for tell me that now...." Kai said with sarcasm. "I gotta unpack at Rei for the holidays. Can I meet ya at Tony's in about 20 minutes?"

"That evil Auntie who hates every race except Russian people and shunned you at birth because you're half Japanese on your father's side took your room?"

"... Yep..."

"Okay then... see ya at Tony's in 20," she said going back into her room. Kai later then walked through Mariah's backyard, throught Lee's backyard, and went next door to Rei's house because he didn't want to go past his aunt, who was in their backyard with Tala. (Kai:... Poor Tala)

DING DONG

Rei opened the door. "Dude what took ya so long and what happened to your eye?" he asked looking at Kai's bruise.

"Mark happened to my eye," Kai sulked walking into the house.

"You must have bothered him or said something about his dad."

"Hello there Kai. Rei said that you're staying for the holiday," Rei's dad, Shimond (... can't think of anything) greeted. "I'm glad that you're able to stay. I don't like that evil Auntie who hates every kinds of people except Russian people and shunned you at birth because you're half Japanese on your father's side either. You should have shot her."

"Shimond! That's not polite!" Rei's mother, Mei, scolded.

"I'll take your advice Mr. Kon. I'll do that next Christmas," Kai whispered.

~*~20 minutes later at Tony's~*~

"So... how come Fangs doesn't like talking about your dad?" Kai asked drinking his soda.

"Well, before I was born my dad was working in the military. One Christmas, he had important business to take care of and had to leave. He promised Mark that he'll be back next Christmas. But, as you can see, he hasn't came home yet. That's why Mark's angry on Christmas and when someone mentions Dad. Do you understand now?" Mariah explained to Kai.

"Oh... so if your dad came back this Christmas, Fangs won't be an angry dummy anymore?"

"That's about it."

"Hmmm..." Kai started rubbing his whiskers on his chin. "What would you say if I could get your dad home for Christmas?"

"He's all the way in China, Kai. How could you bring him here by next week?!"

"I'll bring him home, Mariah. Or my name isn't Kai Shawn Hiwatari!!" Kai stood on the chair rasing his arms in the air.

"Kai," Tony said at the counter, "I've known you for 10 years... and YOU should know better than to stand on my chairs... so.... GET OFF!"

"Mah bad...." Kai sat back down.

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Rei: I bet this is the longest chapter she'd ever wrote!

.... still sad... no bothering me....

Emily: She's still in a slump after a week?! We need to make a fund!

Max: YES! THE 'GIVE LIL BRE A HUG' FUND!

Gary: Everyone who'll give Lil Bre a hug and get her outta her sad stage of the death of his grandma you'll make her happy again. PLEASE!!!!!!