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Disclaimer: Don't look at me Yami's the one who owns the world. Yami: Yes TOTAL WORLD DOMINATION IS MINE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Me: Uh yeah well I guess he could dominate the story creator and then I could own the characters but I guess not…

Chapter Three

I don't need diapers!

Jonouchi still felt extremely drowsy even after the nap. He tried sitting up but something was blocking the way. Looking up he saw a sleeping Kaiba with a small smile playing on his lips. Jonouchi squirmed about under the CEO trying to escape the others grasp. He had his fill of strangeness all ready. His thoughts came to a screeching halt as the brunette frowned and pulled the blonde closer.

"Air! I need air!" Jonouchi was extremely short of breath and his voice had somehow went up a note making him sound as squeaky as whining dog. That comparison made Jonouchi blush as he looked up towards Kaiba. What's he doing on top of me anyways? Jonouchi grabbed a pillow from underneath and struck the CEO as hard as he could. Though the pillow didn't cause as much head trauma as Jonouchi wanted, it did wake the teenager out of his slumber. Kaiba opened his eyes almost instantly rubbing them tiredly, a yawn escaped his lips. The blonde's face grew even redder as the other fell back on him. Jonouchi let out a loud growl as the brunette snuggled into him as if he was an oversized teddy bear. The brunette stiffened instantly hearing the other. Kaiba pushed himself off Jonouchi with such speed that by the time the blonde looked up Kaiba was already running for the large door. The door slammed shut and Jonouchi, after several minutes, regained his composure. Well what was left of it anyways.

Jonouchi, able to breathe normally again, climbed off the oversized bed noticing his child like feet moving sporadically across the floor. Feet padding on wood flooring, he made it to the large door. It loomed over him like an elephant to an ant, its brass knobs shining intimidatelly. Reaching for the knob was impossible he was too short. He decided to stand on his tiptoes. Nope it was still too high. The frustrated blonde swiveled around almost losing his balance. Jonouchi paced back and forth in the room trying to figure out another escape. Windows were not an option he was probably six stories from the ground. Then something caught his attention, the bed sheets. Maybe he could tie them together and climb down. The rusty wheels that turned in his head began moving in an agonizingly slow speed as he stumbled towards the bed. He grabbed the blinding white sheets and began tying ends upon ends of fabric. By the time he was done he realized that he had actually tied himself up in a bundle. Jonouchi flailed around trying to grab onto a knot which was just centimeters out of reach. If only he wasn't so short! Tears pricked his eyes once more and he tried shaking them away. He began gnawing on the fabric saliva was soaked into the sheets leaving them heavy and wet.

After a few more tugs with his teeth the bundle came undone in a heap on the floor. Jonouchi rolled away catching his much needed breath. He sent a glare in the sheets direction before standing shakily up. So much for that plan, Jonouchi rolled his eyes at the thought before climbing on the bed to sit down.

The door suddenly opened and a smiling Kaiba came in with a tray of food. Wait did he just say smiling! He must have finally cracked, poor guy. Jonouchi's left eye involuntarily twitched at the thought as he scooted farther away from the CEO.
"Are you feeling better now puppy?" Jonouchi scrunched his eyebrows together in thought. The only time Kaiba ever called him a puppy was when he was in danger, or when Kaiba was high on crack, which was never. Seto set the tray of food down his hands slightly trembling. Jonouchi grabbed them annoyed that the large fingers wouldn't stop shaking. Seto seemed to hold back a yelp as he jerked his hands away with wide eyes. Kaiba began blushing profusely before setting himself beside Jonouchi.

"Are you high?" Jonouchi winced at the way the words sounded. Too childish for his taste, shaking the thought away he looked up to find Seto looking like a fish. Annoyed at the uncomfortable silence Jonouchi stood on his tiptoes to close Seto's mouth with his slightly pudgy fingers. "Why are you acting all weird?" Jonouchi waited and waited and waited but no response came. As impatient as he was he kept silent narrowing his eyes at the other who had begun fidgeting. Kaiba fidgeting! Yep, the guy really was on something. Jonouchi let out a sigh before climbing off the bed. The tray of food laid forgotten on the nightstand while Jonouchi tried to coordinate his small body to the door.

"Wait, don't go!" Jonouchi stopped in mid-step to look back. Kaiba had sprung from the bed and ran up to the blonde. He loomed over looking down with a blank stare, he would occasionally shift his eyes to a wall or a desk then back at Jonouchi.

"You have to stay here mutt if you want to change back." The sudden coldness in Kaiba's expression and voice threw Jonouchi off completely. In fact he almost fell over when he heard the words. Kaiba crossed his arms as if to emphasize his point and glared at the blonde. "The rules of this mansion are, no touching, no running, keep quiet, and don't distract." Jonouchi had to take a minute to understand what the other was saying before raising his hand. One of Kaiba's eyebrow shot up. "Yes?"
"What does the word distract mean?" The question caused the CEO to smack his forehead in annoyance. "Ah forget it, I don't care." Jonouchi's eyes wandered around the room and landed on the food tray. "Food!"

Breakfast eaten Jonouchi watched Kaiba work for about five minutes, then after growing bored, began pretending that Jake the sock was a first mate on a pirate ship. Of course he was the captain. Jake and Jonouchi wandered around Kaiba's room for buried treasure. An occasional bad guy would appear and they would slaughter him just for the fun of it. They had managed to crawl inside a cave (Under Kaiba's bed) and began digging. Jonouchi found a shirt, three other socks which he wanted to use for ship mates, and he also found a penny. Jonouchi let out a whoop and crawled out from the cave to dance around. His left hand, which was Jake the sock, began talking to Jonouchi about a treasure map. Jake then explained that Kaiba had the map hidden on him somewhere which caused Jonouchi to veer his head at Kaiba who was sitting at his desk gawking at him. Jonouchi pocketed the penny and began army crawling towards the CEO who had quickly turned off his laptop to run. Kaiba ran towards the door with Captain Jonouchi following closely behind. With a yank of the knob Kaiba had managed to fly down the hall in to the game room where he figured Jonouchi couldn't find him. He sat there in the dark catching his breath when suddenly Jonouchi's head popped into the room. His eyes scanned the area before his head was pulled out. Kaiba let out a sigh of relief behind the large green couch. The blinding light was turned on and Jonouchi sprang from the door letting out a mighty battle cry. Jonouchi tackled the CEO to the ground, with the help of Jake, and then began searching the other for the treasure map. Kaiba pulled him off and pushed him away before running back to his room and locking it.

Jonouchi and Jake decided to get the treasure map later. Within a second they were running down one of the millions of halls the mansion housed. Jake was determined to find some more treasure.

Hi I updated ohmygosh! I thought a lot about this chapter it's so hard to write this kind of thing but I'm really trying my hardest I'm telling yah! If your still interested in this fic (How long has it really been since I updated?) I thank you and I got to update my other stories real quick. Review…blah, blah , blah, and I love you all!