... Hello ppls... long time no update huh ^^;;;
Tala: I actually had a great time with my life without insanity.
... note to self... give Tala lots of sugar...
Max: Look I can't feel my legs... or my arms....... or anything at that matter......
Kai: ::upstairs fixing the ceiling:: .... whatever Mr. Pogo Man....
Rei: Geez.... Why do we have to fix the hole in the floor...
.... YOU DID IT!!!! Anyways... please do the disclaimer Tyson
Tyson: ::gasps:: I GET TO THE DO THE GREAT AND HONORABLE DISCLAIMER?!
... Uh... yea... do the dis-
Tyson: THE DISCLAIMER THAT SAYS THAT YOU DUN OWN ANYTHING BUT YOUR FISHS DISCLAIMER?!?!
... yea... jus-
Tyson: THE DISCLAIMER THAT-
SHUT UP AND DO THE BLOODY DISCLAIMER ALREADY!!
Tyson:.... ::backs away:: ._.;;;;; Okay... Lil Bre doesn't own anythinn but her fishes ^^ Geez... that sounded fun!
... you're never gonna do the disclaimer ever again..
Tyson: AAaaaaWWWWWwwwww... ;_;
Chapter 29- Age 17 I: Rei's Video and the Disappearing tigers
Name: blah blah = them talking in Rei's video
::action while the video camera is playing::
"Them doing something while the camera's not on or it's been blacked out"
_________________________
"Class, class please pay attention!" The media teacher, Mr. Wright, said turning to his class, "the next person is Mary-Sue to show her project." (AN: ._.;; I couldn't think of a good name... soo.. I decided to put a Mary Sue ^_^;;;)
"Like.. okay," the girl got up with her CD and inserted it into the DVD. (Remember folks, this is the year 2005.) "This is like... how my Saturday went... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
Near the back of the room, Rei and Mariah were in the same class and they were sitting next to each other.
"Compared to these videos, you're gonna get an A for sure on your project, Rei," Mariah whispered to the boy.
"Heh.. I hope so cuz this took me forever to get the editing together," Rei whispered back.
"Thank you Mrs. Sue you get a B. Rei Kon, are you ready to show your report?" Mr. Wright faced the raven-haired boy.
"Uh yes, coming," Rei said walking to the front of the class and putting his CD in. "Um.. this isn't what would REALLY happen on my Saturday, something unexpected came up," Rei scratched the back of his head.
"I'll be the judge of that Mr. Kon," Mr. Wright pressed 'play' on his remote.
~*~VIDEO MODE! Last Saturday~*~
"Chief, are you sure that this thing is working? I can't see anything."
"Just press that red button and when your can see through it, it means that it's on."
Camera cuts on and you can see Kenny in front of it.
Rei's Voice: Whoa, it really works! Thanks Kenny!
Kenny: Just don't break them, it's a prototype. Those glasses record everything you see.
Rei: You gotta make me one of these when you have more! ::cuts the glasses off::
...
...
...
Rei: ::comes in front of the camera:: What's up? This is Rei's Saturday report. It's just the morning so my mom must be upstairs putting towels away. ::walks up the stairs and sees his mom putting towels in the hall closet:: ::sneaks up behind her and taps her shoulder:: Hey mom guess what...
Mrs. Kon: AAAAHHH ::turns around:: HOKEY SOCKEY HA!! ::attacks Rei::
Rei: AAHHHHH ::sees him rolling down the stairs::
~Screen goes black and thumping is heard~
"OWWW.... Geez! I hope the glasses isn't broken!"
~Screen comes back on~
Mrs. Kon: Rei! For the 50th time, don't ever sneak up on me! Geez... teenagers...
Rei's voice:: Great it's not broken... phew... Mom, I'm going now!
Mrs. Kon: Alright and make sure you put something on that bump on your head.
Rei:... Moms... ::goes out the door and skateboards down the sidewalk:: Hey Lee!
Lee: ::looks at Rei strangely:: What's with the bad fashion statement?
Rei: These are just the newest invention from the Chief, it's a camera built inside these glasses.
Lee: Right... I gotta finish my football practice.... later...
~*~ A few chases of cats and dogs and other animals with sharp teeth later~*~
Mariah: ::drinking her soda:: What happened to you? Lost against a lawn mower or something?
Rei: I just need to report this to animal control.... geez... so many animals running around everywhere...
Kai: Speaking of animals, ::crushes his soda can:: have you seen Duke with your funny glasses? ::sees a orange, black, and white blur run by::
Rei: Wasn't that him?
Kai:... I have the slightest clue...
Mariah: ::looks in another direction:: Is that Hiromi running across the street?
Rei: ::waves to his girlfriend:: This is Hiromi, my girlfriend. Say hi ^_^
Hiromi: ::pushes Rei out of the way:: NOT NOW!!
*static*
::BAM::
"WHERE IS SHE HIWATARI!!??"
"Who the heck are you talking about?"
"Whoa... she's stronger than I thought..."
"Yea... isn't Kai around 230 pounds? And he's 2 feet in the air?"
"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE LILY IS I'LL PULL YOUR ARM OUT OF IT'S SOCKET!!!!"
~Screen comes back on~
Kai is slammed against a wall with Hiromi having her foot in his back and her holding his arms.
Kai: I don't even know where Duke is! How would I suppose to know where YOUR tiger is?!
Rei: Wow this is getting good...
Hiromi: ::faces Rei glaring:: If you don't turn that thing off the class is going to have to see your film THROUGH YOUR EAR'S POINT OF VIEW!!
Rei: O_O But this is for a grade, babe. I have to show everything I see today.
Mariah: Oh yea and watching Hiromi pull my boyfriend's arms out will get you an easy A.
Rei: And maybe she might qualify for the wrestling team!
Max: ::runs up:: HIYA... everyone? ...... ::turns to Rei:: What I miss?
Mariah: A lot... believe me...
Max: Well... I guess this is a bad time to tell you guys where Duke is... I'll go then ::turns to leave::
Hiromi: NO! ::drops Kai and grabs Max and holds him up in the air:: WHERE IS DUKE!!!????
Max: ::turning red and purple and blue (Oh My):: Can't... breathe... at... secret... place.. thingy...
Hiromi: ::drops Max to the ground and runs toward the park::
Max: x_X
Rei: Let's follow her! Come on!
Everyone else follows and Kai carries Max on his back.
Rei: ::closes his eyes:: So that's where they went! I wonder if something happened to them or else- OMPHH! OWWWW... ::opens eyes:: Why did I even close them...
Hiromi: ::is frozen in a facefault:: O_O
Mariah: Aaawww isn't this cute!
Kai: ::stops running and drops Max:: O_O
Out in the open there were 17 little tiger kittens running around and jumping on each other.
Mariah: Congratulations, Kai! ::grabs his frozen arm:: You're now related to Hiromi.
Kai: O_O ::still in frozen state and he falls to the ground:: x_X
Rei: Wow.. this turned out to be a freaky weekend... isn't that right Hiromi?
Hiromi: O_O ::falls over::
Rei: ::catches her and falls down too::
Orange Tiger Kitten: meow... ::starts sniffing Rei's foot::
Rei: Um... nice kitty? ::pets its head::
Mariah: Awww They're soo sweet! ::is petting a few that was circled around her::
OTK: ::jumps on Rei's head and starts messing with his camera glasses::
Rei: Hey! No!! Don't eat-
*static*
~*~Real Life now~*~
".... Wow.... how did you get the camera out of the tiger's mouth?" the teacher asked completely shocked.
"Well.... if I told you.... you wouldn't enjoy the results..." Rei sweatdropped scracthing the back of his head.
"Alright then.... Since you didn't even bother to edit the video... it was pretty realistic... like the real POV of your Saturday... I guess you get an A-."
"Whoa... I get an A.... but I DID edit..." Rei said sitting back down.
"NEXT!" Mr. Wright yelled ignoring Rei's last comment.
______________________________________
That's the end of that chapter...
Hiromi: Why did you put a story about Duke and Lily and having kittens?!
.... They need love too... I think... STOP IT! School already confuses me _
Max: Please review for the story! Only 6 more chapters to go ^_^
Everyone else: ::moans and groans::
Tala: I actually had a great time with my life without insanity.
... note to self... give Tala lots of sugar...
Max: Look I can't feel my legs... or my arms....... or anything at that matter......
Kai: ::upstairs fixing the ceiling:: .... whatever Mr. Pogo Man....
Rei: Geez.... Why do we have to fix the hole in the floor...
.... YOU DID IT!!!! Anyways... please do the disclaimer Tyson
Tyson: ::gasps:: I GET TO THE DO THE GREAT AND HONORABLE DISCLAIMER?!
... Uh... yea... do the dis-
Tyson: THE DISCLAIMER THAT SAYS THAT YOU DUN OWN ANYTHING BUT YOUR FISHS DISCLAIMER?!?!
... yea... jus-
Tyson: THE DISCLAIMER THAT-
SHUT UP AND DO THE BLOODY DISCLAIMER ALREADY!!
Tyson:.... ::backs away:: ._.;;;;; Okay... Lil Bre doesn't own anythinn but her fishes ^^ Geez... that sounded fun!
... you're never gonna do the disclaimer ever again..
Tyson: AAaaaaWWWWWwwwww... ;_;
Chapter 29- Age 17 I: Rei's Video and the Disappearing tigers
Name: blah blah = them talking in Rei's video
::action while the video camera is playing::
"Them doing something while the camera's not on or it's been blacked out"
_________________________
"Class, class please pay attention!" The media teacher, Mr. Wright, said turning to his class, "the next person is Mary-Sue to show her project." (AN: ._.;; I couldn't think of a good name... soo.. I decided to put a Mary Sue ^_^;;;)
"Like.. okay," the girl got up with her CD and inserted it into the DVD. (Remember folks, this is the year 2005.) "This is like... how my Saturday went... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
Near the back of the room, Rei and Mariah were in the same class and they were sitting next to each other.
"Compared to these videos, you're gonna get an A for sure on your project, Rei," Mariah whispered to the boy.
"Heh.. I hope so cuz this took me forever to get the editing together," Rei whispered back.
"Thank you Mrs. Sue you get a B. Rei Kon, are you ready to show your report?" Mr. Wright faced the raven-haired boy.
"Uh yes, coming," Rei said walking to the front of the class and putting his CD in. "Um.. this isn't what would REALLY happen on my Saturday, something unexpected came up," Rei scratched the back of his head.
"I'll be the judge of that Mr. Kon," Mr. Wright pressed 'play' on his remote.
~*~VIDEO MODE! Last Saturday~*~
"Chief, are you sure that this thing is working? I can't see anything."
"Just press that red button and when your can see through it, it means that it's on."
Camera cuts on and you can see Kenny in front of it.
Rei's Voice: Whoa, it really works! Thanks Kenny!
Kenny: Just don't break them, it's a prototype. Those glasses record everything you see.
Rei: You gotta make me one of these when you have more! ::cuts the glasses off::
...
...
...
Rei: ::comes in front of the camera:: What's up? This is Rei's Saturday report. It's just the morning so my mom must be upstairs putting towels away. ::walks up the stairs and sees his mom putting towels in the hall closet:: ::sneaks up behind her and taps her shoulder:: Hey mom guess what...
Mrs. Kon: AAAAHHH ::turns around:: HOKEY SOCKEY HA!! ::attacks Rei::
Rei: AAHHHHH ::sees him rolling down the stairs::
~Screen goes black and thumping is heard~
"OWWW.... Geez! I hope the glasses isn't broken!"
~Screen comes back on~
Mrs. Kon: Rei! For the 50th time, don't ever sneak up on me! Geez... teenagers...
Rei's voice:: Great it's not broken... phew... Mom, I'm going now!
Mrs. Kon: Alright and make sure you put something on that bump on your head.
Rei:... Moms... ::goes out the door and skateboards down the sidewalk:: Hey Lee!
Lee: ::looks at Rei strangely:: What's with the bad fashion statement?
Rei: These are just the newest invention from the Chief, it's a camera built inside these glasses.
Lee: Right... I gotta finish my football practice.... later...
~*~ A few chases of cats and dogs and other animals with sharp teeth later~*~
Mariah: ::drinking her soda:: What happened to you? Lost against a lawn mower or something?
Rei: I just need to report this to animal control.... geez... so many animals running around everywhere...
Kai: Speaking of animals, ::crushes his soda can:: have you seen Duke with your funny glasses? ::sees a orange, black, and white blur run by::
Rei: Wasn't that him?
Kai:... I have the slightest clue...
Mariah: ::looks in another direction:: Is that Hiromi running across the street?
Rei: ::waves to his girlfriend:: This is Hiromi, my girlfriend. Say hi ^_^
Hiromi: ::pushes Rei out of the way:: NOT NOW!!
*static*
::BAM::
"WHERE IS SHE HIWATARI!!??"
"Who the heck are you talking about?"
"Whoa... she's stronger than I thought..."
"Yea... isn't Kai around 230 pounds? And he's 2 feet in the air?"
"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHERE LILY IS I'LL PULL YOUR ARM OUT OF IT'S SOCKET!!!!"
~Screen comes back on~
Kai is slammed against a wall with Hiromi having her foot in his back and her holding his arms.
Kai: I don't even know where Duke is! How would I suppose to know where YOUR tiger is?!
Rei: Wow this is getting good...
Hiromi: ::faces Rei glaring:: If you don't turn that thing off the class is going to have to see your film THROUGH YOUR EAR'S POINT OF VIEW!!
Rei: O_O But this is for a grade, babe. I have to show everything I see today.
Mariah: Oh yea and watching Hiromi pull my boyfriend's arms out will get you an easy A.
Rei: And maybe she might qualify for the wrestling team!
Max: ::runs up:: HIYA... everyone? ...... ::turns to Rei:: What I miss?
Mariah: A lot... believe me...
Max: Well... I guess this is a bad time to tell you guys where Duke is... I'll go then ::turns to leave::
Hiromi: NO! ::drops Kai and grabs Max and holds him up in the air:: WHERE IS DUKE!!!????
Max: ::turning red and purple and blue (Oh My):: Can't... breathe... at... secret... place.. thingy...
Hiromi: ::drops Max to the ground and runs toward the park::
Max: x_X
Rei: Let's follow her! Come on!
Everyone else follows and Kai carries Max on his back.
Rei: ::closes his eyes:: So that's where they went! I wonder if something happened to them or else- OMPHH! OWWWW... ::opens eyes:: Why did I even close them...
Hiromi: ::is frozen in a facefault:: O_O
Mariah: Aaawww isn't this cute!
Kai: ::stops running and drops Max:: O_O
Out in the open there were 17 little tiger kittens running around and jumping on each other.
Mariah: Congratulations, Kai! ::grabs his frozen arm:: You're now related to Hiromi.
Kai: O_O ::still in frozen state and he falls to the ground:: x_X
Rei: Wow.. this turned out to be a freaky weekend... isn't that right Hiromi?
Hiromi: O_O ::falls over::
Rei: ::catches her and falls down too::
Orange Tiger Kitten: meow... ::starts sniffing Rei's foot::
Rei: Um... nice kitty? ::pets its head::
Mariah: Awww They're soo sweet! ::is petting a few that was circled around her::
OTK: ::jumps on Rei's head and starts messing with his camera glasses::
Rei: Hey! No!! Don't eat-
*static*
~*~Real Life now~*~
".... Wow.... how did you get the camera out of the tiger's mouth?" the teacher asked completely shocked.
"Well.... if I told you.... you wouldn't enjoy the results..." Rei sweatdropped scracthing the back of his head.
"Alright then.... Since you didn't even bother to edit the video... it was pretty realistic... like the real POV of your Saturday... I guess you get an A-."
"Whoa... I get an A.... but I DID edit..." Rei said sitting back down.
"NEXT!" Mr. Wright yelled ignoring Rei's last comment.
______________________________________
That's the end of that chapter...
Hiromi: Why did you put a story about Duke and Lily and having kittens?!
.... They need love too... I think... STOP IT! School already confuses me _
Max: Please review for the story! Only 6 more chapters to go ^_^
Everyone else: ::moans and groans::
