Okay I'm back from whatever I was doing...
Kai: Um... decorating for Christmas?
OH YEA! You guys should see our house! IT'S SOO COOL LOOKING! ^^ There are candy canes, light icicles, white lights on the trees....
Mariah: ... Okay... while she's off in Christmas Land, can we get started and do the disclaimer
Gary: Okay... Lil Bre doesn't own anything but her fishes and some socks
Chapter 34- Final Age 18: We want our bodies back!
Days after their release, "Tala" was pacing back and forth with worry in his eyes while "Kai" was sitting on the stairs watching him playing with a paddle ball.
"Will you stop walking back and forth," "Kai" complained, "you should be happy."
"Happy... HAPPY?!?!?!" "Tala" rose his voice glaring at himself. "WHAT SHOULD I BE HAPPY ABOUT?!?!?!?!"
"Well, being me is one of the most wonderful things in the world! And you're able to have one of these once in a lifetime opportunity," "Kai" said bragging.
"Tala" just stared at him in disbelievment. "I... feel like... I... gained... 100 pounds... and you want me to be happy... BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR FAT BODY?!?!?!?!?!"
"THAT IS NOT FAT YOU DUMMY! I'M MUSCLE! IT FEELS HEAVY BECAUSE MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT!!!!" "Kai" yelled back. "Besides, it gives me a day off from being me and now... I'm you."
"You can't be like me!" "Tala" said in shock. "I'm too complicated!!"
"COMPLICATED?!" "Kai" yelled. He then walked over to the couch, lay on his side, turned on the T.V., and started flipping through channels. "Yep... this is kinda hard... for lazy folks..." he said with sarcasms dripping form his voice.
"Tala" turned from angry to pissy mode in 2 seconds. "OH YEA!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!" "Tala" then stomped up the stairs and "Kai" rose his eyebrow from the couch. A few seconds later, "Tala" came riding down the rail of the stairs on "Kai"'s skateboard. "WEEE!! I'M A DUMBASS!!!" "Tala" yelled crashing into the bottom and flying out the window.
"Kai" let his jaw drop as he stared in disbelief at what "Tala" did. He then got up and ran out of the house to see "Tala" rolling on the ground trying to get glass off of him. "Not even Tyson would do that for money... but YOU did it for free."
"Shut up and get this glass off of YOUR arm," "Tala" said trying to pull little pieces of glass out of his left arm.
"Hey, you put more scars on me," "Kai" just realized.
"Eh, what would be the difference?" "Tala" replied coldly. "You got scars much uglier than these."
"Okay I'm tired of you now!" "Kai" then jumped on "Tala" and started to beat him up. "Tala" then flipped "Kai" and got him into a headlock.
"You know," "Tala" said, "it feels funny beating myself up."
"LET GO!" "Kai" tried to get out of "Tala"'s grip. "It's not fair! You're out-witting me with my own strength! All I got are sticks for arms!"
Across the street, Jackie, Tyson, Mariah, Emily, and Gary were staring at the two teens fight.
"What are they doing? Why is Kai covered in glass? And why is their window broken?" Jackie asked all at once.
"And isn't that Tala's move Kai's using?" Gary asked.
"Should we stop them?" Tyson asked in a dull voice.
"We minus well," Mariah shrugged, "Kai got glass in his arm." They all them went over to the quarrying brothers and pulled them apart. "What the heck is wrong with you guys?!"
"LOOK AT ME!" "Kai" yelled. "He's got glass all over my body!"
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa," Tyson said waving his hands in the air, "Your body?"
"MINE! I'm not Tala!" Everyone stared at "Kai". Then at "Tala". "Than back at "Kai". And for one more time, back at "Tala".
"NO WAY! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! That can't be true!" Tyson laughed.
"Fine then," "Tala" said, "ask a question only Kai would know!"
"Okay then," Mariah walked up, "On your first day at our school, what did you do?"
"Dude, I put soap into the girls' and boys' bathroom toilets and lied about it until water flowed into the room," "Kai" answered.
"Really? Man you are a terrible child," "Tala" sweatdropped.
"I know, I rock." Everyone's jaw just dropped when they realized that it was actually Kai in Tala's body. "Why are you guys looking like that?"
"YA'LL SWITCHED BODIES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" They all yelled in a unison.
"Uh, yea," "Tala" said with complete scarcasism. "We've been trying to tell you guys that since ya'll came over here..."
"And we're trying to figure out how to get back to that machine thingy and switch back... we don't even know where it is," "Kai" finished.
"All you gotta do is go the jail house and try to get it out of Voltaire," Jackie suggested.
"There is No way I'm going to that jail house with that mad man and Kai!" "Tala" yelled crossing his arms.
~*~At the Japan House of Insanity~*~
"I can't believe I'm at the jail house with that mad man and Kai." "Tala" said looking at Voltaire through a glass window slumping in his chair.
"So. you decided to come and visit after all." Voltaire said with an evil gin on his face.
"Look, we're just here to get your instructions to that machine thingy," "Kai" said in an angry manner.
"Why should I? I should keep you guys the way you are FOREVER!" Voltaire yelled throwing his arms in the air and laughing manically.
"Doesn't that suck to be you," "Kai" said pulling out a piece of paper.
"Wa-wa-What's that?" Voltaire demanded.
"Oh. just a piece of paper saying that I will end up owning all of your property and riches," "Kai" answered smirking.
"Where did you get that paper?!?!?!?!?!" he yelled turning red trying to break the window. The guards had to restrain him and put him in a straight jacket.
"I found it. And it says and I quote: 'The Hiwatari family shall hand down all property to their oldest male next in line if current owner: Is arrest, dies, or attacked by kind or a fuzzy cute animals.' And since I'm your only grandson and the only male, I can take the money and pay someone to locate and work that machine and you will be left to nothing anyways," "Kai" said in a threatening voice. Voltaire then pulled out a piece of paper and slid it through a little hole in the glass that he made.
"If you dare say anything about this is court, I'll find you, break your arms, and stuff you into a bowling bag," Voltaire threatened.
"Sorry, buddy," "Kai" said with a smile on his face, "but you're going to be here for life and I'm going to have a little spending money. Later." Both boys then left the jail and drove off.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH KAAAIIIIII!!!!" Voltaire yelled as he was dragged back to his cell.
~*~At the lab place~*~
After finding the lab, "Kai" and "Tala" decided to drag along Max and Kenney to help with the experiment.
"Why am I here again?" Max asked looking at the machines.
"Come to think about. I have no idea." "Tala" answered. "Why is he here, Kai?"
"He's here to reach the things that Chief can't," "Kai" answered "Tala".
Kenny was reading the paper and started to press the buttons and asking Max to press the buttons that he couldn't reach. After he was finished, "Kai" and "Tala" got back onto the tables and put those helmet things on their heads. Max then pulled the large lever and jolts of electricity flew in the air and ran through the helmets. After it was completed, Tala opened his eyes and looked around.
"YES YES YES!! I'M ME AGAIN!" He yelled hugging himself.
"Thank God I got my body back," Kai said getting up and flexing his muscles. Just then, an alarm went off and a huge screen popped up out of nowhere.
"I knew you would try to come back, so I decided to set off an explosion that'll go off in 30 seconds." Voltaire's big head popped up on the screen. Then all of the doors and windows locked up. "Bye bye," the screens said going off.
". he WOULD do this." Tala sweatdropped.
"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!?!?!" Max panicked shaking Tala to death.
"I have a laser that might be able to melt a few bars," Kenny suggested pulling like a sword-like lifesaver. He then went to the closest door and sliced it half as it fell onto the floor. Everyone else just blinked over and over again slowly.
"How did you have that thing?" Kai asked.
"Um. for 10 years now. I never let it leave my sight since. Why?" Kenny asked.
"And you could have used that thing to get us out of that when we was all stuck in that freakin' phone booth?!"
". Well soorrrrryyy."
"Sorry to intrude, but we need to get out of here before we won't exist anymore," Tala barged in. They then remembered the bomb and ran out of the warehouse and as soon as they were across the street, the place exploded with everyone else watching.
"Wow." Max said. "This was YOUR grandfather? So that's how you like to see things explode! You're used to it!"
". I'm not even gonna say anything about that." Kai said with an angry mark on his head. "Let's go to court to get the money my grandfather owes."
"How much does he owe anyways?" Kenny asks.
"Err. I have no idea, but I'll buy everyone something very nice for Christmas when I sell the house and add it up," Kai answered holding a piece of paper in his hand. "Let's just call it revenge."
"Can you buy me a puppy with the money?" Max asks excitedly.
"That and food till it dies," Tala answers.
"How about a Gamecube."
"That and all the games," Kai answered.
"How about a yacht with a pool, a restaurant, a arcade, and."
"Yes! Just stop asking!!" Tala yelled.
I win!!!! Weeee
Tala: You finally finished a chapter? OMG!
Shut up! You soo mean ;o;
Mariah: How long will it take you to get the final chapters up?
I will tell ya'll this. it'll be before March. ^^ And since I'm gonna be soo nice, I'm just going to preview a commercial preview thingy about my sequel ^_^
Kai, Mariah, Tyson, Max, Jackie, Emily, Gary, Lee, Tala, Kenny, Rei, Hiromi, and Mark. You've laughed with them, you cried with them, and you've danced with them. You've seen them fight, you've seen them love, you seen them prank the heck outta each other. What will they be like. 10 years older?
::Sees Tyson riding down a hill on his skateboard and hitting a fire hydrant and crashing::
. Err. they'll just be older. and with kids.
Coming in March 2004, all of your favorite characters will be older, funnier, and a heck of a lot crazier. Read them try to do one of the most impossible things that anyone was able to do.
Plan Rei and Hiromi's wedding!
Rated PG for mild language and violence.
Have a Merry Christmas
Everyone: And a Happy New Year ^_^
Kai: Um... decorating for Christmas?
OH YEA! You guys should see our house! IT'S SOO COOL LOOKING! ^^ There are candy canes, light icicles, white lights on the trees....
Mariah: ... Okay... while she's off in Christmas Land, can we get started and do the disclaimer
Gary: Okay... Lil Bre doesn't own anything but her fishes and some socks
Chapter 34- Final Age 18: We want our bodies back!
Days after their release, "Tala" was pacing back and forth with worry in his eyes while "Kai" was sitting on the stairs watching him playing with a paddle ball.
"Will you stop walking back and forth," "Kai" complained, "you should be happy."
"Happy... HAPPY?!?!?!" "Tala" rose his voice glaring at himself. "WHAT SHOULD I BE HAPPY ABOUT?!?!?!?!"
"Well, being me is one of the most wonderful things in the world! And you're able to have one of these once in a lifetime opportunity," "Kai" said bragging.
"Tala" just stared at him in disbelievment. "I... feel like... I... gained... 100 pounds... and you want me to be happy... BECAUSE I'M IN YOUR FAT BODY?!?!?!?!?!"
"THAT IS NOT FAT YOU DUMMY! I'M MUSCLE! IT FEELS HEAVY BECAUSE MUSCLE WEIGHS MORE THAN FAT!!!!" "Kai" yelled back. "Besides, it gives me a day off from being me and now... I'm you."
"You can't be like me!" "Tala" said in shock. "I'm too complicated!!"
"COMPLICATED?!" "Kai" yelled. He then walked over to the couch, lay on his side, turned on the T.V., and started flipping through channels. "Yep... this is kinda hard... for lazy folks..." he said with sarcasms dripping form his voice.
"Tala" turned from angry to pissy mode in 2 seconds. "OH YEA!!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU DO ALL THE FREAKING TIME!!" "Tala" then stomped up the stairs and "Kai" rose his eyebrow from the couch. A few seconds later, "Tala" came riding down the rail of the stairs on "Kai"'s skateboard. "WEEE!! I'M A DUMBASS!!!" "Tala" yelled crashing into the bottom and flying out the window.
"Kai" let his jaw drop as he stared in disbelief at what "Tala" did. He then got up and ran out of the house to see "Tala" rolling on the ground trying to get glass off of him. "Not even Tyson would do that for money... but YOU did it for free."
"Shut up and get this glass off of YOUR arm," "Tala" said trying to pull little pieces of glass out of his left arm.
"Hey, you put more scars on me," "Kai" just realized.
"Eh, what would be the difference?" "Tala" replied coldly. "You got scars much uglier than these."
"Okay I'm tired of you now!" "Kai" then jumped on "Tala" and started to beat him up. "Tala" then flipped "Kai" and got him into a headlock.
"You know," "Tala" said, "it feels funny beating myself up."
"LET GO!" "Kai" tried to get out of "Tala"'s grip. "It's not fair! You're out-witting me with my own strength! All I got are sticks for arms!"
Across the street, Jackie, Tyson, Mariah, Emily, and Gary were staring at the two teens fight.
"What are they doing? Why is Kai covered in glass? And why is their window broken?" Jackie asked all at once.
"And isn't that Tala's move Kai's using?" Gary asked.
"Should we stop them?" Tyson asked in a dull voice.
"We minus well," Mariah shrugged, "Kai got glass in his arm." They all them went over to the quarrying brothers and pulled them apart. "What the heck is wrong with you guys?!"
"LOOK AT ME!" "Kai" yelled. "He's got glass all over my body!"
"Whoa whoa whoa whoa," Tyson said waving his hands in the air, "Your body?"
"MINE! I'm not Tala!" Everyone stared at "Kai". Then at "Tala". "Than back at "Kai". And for one more time, back at "Tala".
"NO WAY! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?! That can't be true!" Tyson laughed.
"Fine then," "Tala" said, "ask a question only Kai would know!"
"Okay then," Mariah walked up, "On your first day at our school, what did you do?"
"Dude, I put soap into the girls' and boys' bathroom toilets and lied about it until water flowed into the room," "Kai" answered.
"Really? Man you are a terrible child," "Tala" sweatdropped.
"I know, I rock." Everyone's jaw just dropped when they realized that it was actually Kai in Tala's body. "Why are you guys looking like that?"
"YA'LL SWITCHED BODIES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" They all yelled in a unison.
"Uh, yea," "Tala" said with complete scarcasism. "We've been trying to tell you guys that since ya'll came over here..."
"And we're trying to figure out how to get back to that machine thingy and switch back... we don't even know where it is," "Kai" finished.
"All you gotta do is go the jail house and try to get it out of Voltaire," Jackie suggested.
"There is No way I'm going to that jail house with that mad man and Kai!" "Tala" yelled crossing his arms.
~*~At the Japan House of Insanity~*~
"I can't believe I'm at the jail house with that mad man and Kai." "Tala" said looking at Voltaire through a glass window slumping in his chair.
"So. you decided to come and visit after all." Voltaire said with an evil gin on his face.
"Look, we're just here to get your instructions to that machine thingy," "Kai" said in an angry manner.
"Why should I? I should keep you guys the way you are FOREVER!" Voltaire yelled throwing his arms in the air and laughing manically.
"Doesn't that suck to be you," "Kai" said pulling out a piece of paper.
"Wa-wa-What's that?" Voltaire demanded.
"Oh. just a piece of paper saying that I will end up owning all of your property and riches," "Kai" answered smirking.
"Where did you get that paper?!?!?!?!?!" he yelled turning red trying to break the window. The guards had to restrain him and put him in a straight jacket.
"I found it. And it says and I quote: 'The Hiwatari family shall hand down all property to their oldest male next in line if current owner: Is arrest, dies, or attacked by kind or a fuzzy cute animals.' And since I'm your only grandson and the only male, I can take the money and pay someone to locate and work that machine and you will be left to nothing anyways," "Kai" said in a threatening voice. Voltaire then pulled out a piece of paper and slid it through a little hole in the glass that he made.
"If you dare say anything about this is court, I'll find you, break your arms, and stuff you into a bowling bag," Voltaire threatened.
"Sorry, buddy," "Kai" said with a smile on his face, "but you're going to be here for life and I'm going to have a little spending money. Later." Both boys then left the jail and drove off.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH KAAAIIIIII!!!!" Voltaire yelled as he was dragged back to his cell.
~*~At the lab place~*~
After finding the lab, "Kai" and "Tala" decided to drag along Max and Kenney to help with the experiment.
"Why am I here again?" Max asked looking at the machines.
"Come to think about. I have no idea." "Tala" answered. "Why is he here, Kai?"
"He's here to reach the things that Chief can't," "Kai" answered "Tala".
Kenny was reading the paper and started to press the buttons and asking Max to press the buttons that he couldn't reach. After he was finished, "Kai" and "Tala" got back onto the tables and put those helmet things on their heads. Max then pulled the large lever and jolts of electricity flew in the air and ran through the helmets. After it was completed, Tala opened his eyes and looked around.
"YES YES YES!! I'M ME AGAIN!" He yelled hugging himself.
"Thank God I got my body back," Kai said getting up and flexing his muscles. Just then, an alarm went off and a huge screen popped up out of nowhere.
"I knew you would try to come back, so I decided to set off an explosion that'll go off in 30 seconds." Voltaire's big head popped up on the screen. Then all of the doors and windows locked up. "Bye bye," the screens said going off.
". he WOULD do this." Tala sweatdropped.
"What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?!?!?!" Max panicked shaking Tala to death.
"I have a laser that might be able to melt a few bars," Kenny suggested pulling like a sword-like lifesaver. He then went to the closest door and sliced it half as it fell onto the floor. Everyone else just blinked over and over again slowly.
"How did you have that thing?" Kai asked.
"Um. for 10 years now. I never let it leave my sight since. Why?" Kenny asked.
"And you could have used that thing to get us out of that when we was all stuck in that freakin' phone booth?!"
". Well soorrrrryyy."
"Sorry to intrude, but we need to get out of here before we won't exist anymore," Tala barged in. They then remembered the bomb and ran out of the warehouse and as soon as they were across the street, the place exploded with everyone else watching.
"Wow." Max said. "This was YOUR grandfather? So that's how you like to see things explode! You're used to it!"
". I'm not even gonna say anything about that." Kai said with an angry mark on his head. "Let's go to court to get the money my grandfather owes."
"How much does he owe anyways?" Kenny asks.
"Err. I have no idea, but I'll buy everyone something very nice for Christmas when I sell the house and add it up," Kai answered holding a piece of paper in his hand. "Let's just call it revenge."
"Can you buy me a puppy with the money?" Max asks excitedly.
"That and food till it dies," Tala answers.
"How about a Gamecube."
"That and all the games," Kai answered.
"How about a yacht with a pool, a restaurant, a arcade, and."
"Yes! Just stop asking!!" Tala yelled.
I win!!!! Weeee
Tala: You finally finished a chapter? OMG!
Shut up! You soo mean ;o;
Mariah: How long will it take you to get the final chapters up?
I will tell ya'll this. it'll be before March. ^^ And since I'm gonna be soo nice, I'm just going to preview a commercial preview thingy about my sequel ^_^
Kai, Mariah, Tyson, Max, Jackie, Emily, Gary, Lee, Tala, Kenny, Rei, Hiromi, and Mark. You've laughed with them, you cried with them, and you've danced with them. You've seen them fight, you've seen them love, you seen them prank the heck outta each other. What will they be like. 10 years older?
::Sees Tyson riding down a hill on his skateboard and hitting a fire hydrant and crashing::
. Err. they'll just be older. and with kids.
Coming in March 2004, all of your favorite characters will be older, funnier, and a heck of a lot crazier. Read them try to do one of the most impossible things that anyone was able to do.
Plan Rei and Hiromi's wedding!
Rated PG for mild language and violence.
Have a Merry Christmas
Everyone: And a Happy New Year ^_^
