Alright! I've been reading the Naruto comics for quite some time now. I came up with this idea… "Hey, what would happen if that's not what happened with Sasuke and Itachi? Hmmm…." So I came up with this! I hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1- Uh oh…

Young Uchiha Itachi traveled home one evening from his 3rd successful S-Rank mission. He was going home to announce to his family about how he is now captain of the ANBU.

Unfortunately, he has gone days upon days without a bath and stank to high heaven!

Everything he passed, flowers, trees, people, dogs, either died out or fainted at the smell. As he was almost home, he turned around and noticed people, animals, and plants were dying.

"Oh God! Who has been causing such destruction?" Itachi gazed at the path he walked in shock. He smelled the air. "What the hell is with that horrible stench!" He then smelled his armpits and almost fainted himself. "Ew…. I better get home before I kill anything else!" He declared as he entered the Uchiha estate.

As he ran as fast as he could to his home, the smell followed him. As he quickly past his family members, the foul odor hit them like a sonic boom, knocking them and everything around over.

The Uchiha clan all fainted because of the odor and the good amounts of blood they lost from nosebleeds.

Meanwhile, little Uchiha Sasuke decided to walk home from his training in the forest. He was training be himself since his older brother had to leave for an S-Rank mission.

He took the path he and his brother usually take and noticed miles upon miles of destruction. People were laying on ground twitching bleeding. Animals either twitching or dead. Trees melted or burned. Flowers all decayed. He followed the path and stopped when it came towards the Uchiha Clan estates. He entered through the almost broken gates and stopped at the destruction.

Dead birds lying everywhere on the ground. Uncles, aunts, and cousins lying in puddles of blood. Small homes and compounds collapsed. He wondered farther in the estate and saw something that will scar him for life…

….

…. His little dog, Juju, twitching and panting on the ground.

Sasuke ran towards the dog and picked him up carefully. "Who would do such a thing… Juju…"

Itachi finally entered his house and quietly closed the door. He wanted to get a good bath before he could come near his parents. As he almost made it to the bathroom, his mother noticed him and called,

"Itachi! Is that you?" Mrs. Uchiha's eyes began to tear up at the sight of her eldest son. "Seto! (I was under pressure…. I can't think of a name right now…) Itachi's back!" Soon, his father came to the living room and smiled at his son.

"Itachi!" His father and mother went up to him. He tried his best to back up from them but he was cornered.

"We've missed you!" As they tightened him in a tight embrace, the stinky smell of Itachi ran straight up their nose.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The two shriek as they backed away from him.

"I was trying to bath before you guys got close to me!" Itachi walked up his parents. The smell them spread all over the living room. Both his parents' noses burst with nosebleeds and the two fell on top of each other, unconscious.

"…oh crap…" Itachi heard the door fly open to reveal his baby brother, Sasuke. "…oh shit…"

"You… did this…?" Sasuke looked at his brother and saw his parents on the ground covered in blood. Sasuke's onyx eyes widen in terror and glared emotionlessly at Itachi and began to attack him. "I'LL KILL YOU!"

"No, wait!" Itachi tried to warn, but it was too late. His nasty stinky foul stench blasted from his armpits and straight onto Sasuke. His little brother was knocked out. Itachi began to panic. The best thing he could do was to take a bath and report this to the 4th Hokage.

As stripped himself of his clothing and started scrubbing him clean. As a good hour passed, he finally felt clean… but his armpits still stunk to high heaven. As he was about to leave to get some better deodorant, he noticed that his little brother disappeared.

"Oh crap… he's going to tell the Hokage the wrong thing! Oh crap oh crap oh crap! I gotta get out of here!" Soon, he packed a few things and left the Hidden Leaf Village forever.

So whatcha think? That's how I really think what happened! I mean come on, you'd faint too if you haven't bathed in days and been fighting and junk, too! Please review!