Remus rolled his eyes and stepped forward so that Petunia Dursley could see
his
reflection in the mirror.
Before she noticed, Sirius leaned over to Remus, "Aren't you supposed to not
have a reflection?"
"That's vampires, genius."
"Oh yeah!"
They were interrupted by a sudden high pitched scream which made Remus
wonder if Mrs. Dursley was related to a Mandrake.
"Wh-who are you?!" Petunia shrieked.
"We-" Sirius started.
"-Are now deaf." Remus finished, "Hello, Mrs. Dursley! I am Mr. Kookoonana and
this is my partner Mr. Chi-"
Sirius cleared his throat.
"What?!" Remus asked irritably, annoyed at being interrupted.
"You prat!" Sirius hissed, "I'M Mr. Kookoonana and YOU'RE Mr. Chi!"
*************************************
They seemed amazed at the little plastic gnomes in the front yard.
"Little people!" Sirius exclaimed as they approached the first lawn gnome. He
was about three feet tall with red pants and a blue button up shirt. Sirius
galloped up to him and hugged the plastic ornament happily.
"Err.Sirius? What are you doing to Bob?" Lily had just stepped out of the door
to her house and saw the particularly odd scene.
"He doesn't look happy! He needed a hug!" He screamed back at her, "Have
y'all been feeding him?"
Lily looked from Sirius, with his arm hanging protectively over the three- foot
gnome
***************************************
Harry was speaking to Sirius trough the mirrors, James was next to Sirius:
"What about my mum?" he asked quietly.
Sirius grinned mischievously. "Still as hot as ever! OW...!" At first Harry looked
appalled. Why was Sirius talking like that? Then he remembered that he'd said
James was right beside him. *Trying to make him jealous, probably* he thought.
Typical Sirius.
"James hit me," smirked Sirius.
"I figured that. Now, besides my mum being 'as hot as ever', how is she?" Harry
asked.
"She's doing great. She feels sorry for you though," Sirius said.
"Feels sorry for me? Why?!" he asked.
Sirius grinned again. "'Cause you look more like James than her," he explained.
"Cursed, I say...OW!!! James hit me again!!" Sirius complained.
***********************************
" Love, you're so beautiful. Where have you been all my life?" Sirius paused for
effect, " You're everything I ever wanted, ever dreamed for, could ever hope for!
Now you're here. And you're all mine. Ah, I remember the first time I laid eyes
on you, and look at us now. "
"Yes, Mr. Black. Look at you now. Pouring your heart out----to a motorcycle."
Sirius Black didn't tear his eyes from his new motorcycle, but he could almost
picture the pretty redhead behind him; laughing. Which she was.
*************************************
The sun poured through the window and beamed it's unwelcome rays in Prongs
face. Beyond that everything was perfect. No baby crying, Lily was home,
cuddled up against him, and he was refreshed from his little nap.
Wait. Lily isn't home!
"GAH!!!" James eyes snapped open and he rolled off the bed and landed on his
head. Who had been..snuggling with him? Ew. Wait. He knew. Unfortunately.
"OH HELL PADFOOT!!! I TOLD YOU TO SLEEP ON THE FRICKIN' COUCH!!"
James emerged from the floor and whacked his friend with his pillow. Sirius just
grinned insanely.
***************************************
He unscrewed the top of the fish food bottle and started talking to his fish,
"Good morning Ms. Goldie! How are you today pumpkin?" Sirius tapped on Ms.
Goldie's fishbowl glass frantically and then yelped, "MS. GOLDIE?! WHERE
ARE YOU?!"
Suddenly, the small goldfish appeared from its small, plastic purple castle with
sparkly green glitter and floated to the top of the water. Her eyes were all cloudy
and she was...
"STOP SLEEPING MS. GOLDIE! Its time to EAT! Get up!" Sirius poked his
wand in the water and whirled it around. Ms. Goldie just whirled around and
around in the water.
*******************************
"Well, yo- your fish is gone, forever," Remus told him.
"No! She's not gone! Maybe she learned a new trick like playing dead!"
exclaimed Sirius.
*******************************
"Sirius, I heard that fishies go to Fishy Heaven if they go down the toilet,"
informed James.
His eyes were wide open and exclaimed "Really?!"
"Yes, really!"
"Really, really?!"
"Yes, really really!"
"REALLY REALLY REALLY?!"
"YES ALREADY!"
"Then flushing it is!" said Sirius in a sing-song voice. "I'll do whatever it takes to
make sure Ms. Goldie is happy forever!"
After lunch, the four friends went to their dormitory, and changed into their best
black robes. They then gathered into the bathroom and hovered over the toilet.
Sirius was holding Ms. Goldie's bowl carefully. He then gracefully turned it over
and drained all the water out into the toilet, but Ms. Goldie got stuck on the side
of her fishbowl, so Sirius had to smack the glass to get her off it. She then
plopped into the toilet water.
*****************************
Dear Evil Elf Worker,
Is it true you use under-aged elfs! YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN! So, either you
give me this stuff or I'll go to the Daily Prophet, Witch Weekly, and every other
paper in the World. Mwuhwahwahwahwa!
Explosives
More explosives
Give James a date with Lily Evans
Give Remus more books, he deserves them
Have the Reindeer eat Snape & Malfoy
Give Snape shampoo before he dies
Give Malfoy deodorant before he dies
Give Peter a girlfriend and make him stop flirting with us
Explosives
A Hogwarts toilet seat
Oh, and besides ruining your reputation I'll help James blow up your igloo!
Sirius Black
*************************************
Remus answering machine clicked on, and Remus grinned at the sound of his
own voice, "'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave
your name and a number after the beep... and I'll get back to you a) if I feel like
it and b) if I can. Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case:
Sod of you git! I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at
school when you showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"REMUS!" roared Sirius Black's voice (obviously magically magnified) over the
speaker, "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SOD OFF?! PICK UP, YOU GIT! IT'S
IMPORTANT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE THERE... REMMY!....... MOONY! DON'T
MAKE ME CRY! YOU KNOW I WILL! OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT I CAN *SING*!
STILL NOT ANSWERING? FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT! THE ITSEY BITSEY
SPIDER-" Beep.
Remus laughed loudly as the machine cut his friend off, and was not at all
surprised when it rang again seconds later.
"'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave your name
and a number after the beep.... I'll get back to you a) if I feel like it and b) if I
can.Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case: Sod of you git!
I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at school when you
showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"Your stupid machine cut me off! Stupid Muggle invention! Anyway. THE ITSEY
BITSEY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT! DOWN CAME THE RAIN
AND-!"
"Alright! Alright! ENOUGH!" Remus shouted into the phone after snatching it up,
"Good god Sirius!"
"Ha, HA! I win!"
*******************************
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reflection in the mirror.
Before she noticed, Sirius leaned over to Remus, "Aren't you supposed to not
have a reflection?"
"That's vampires, genius."
"Oh yeah!"
They were interrupted by a sudden high pitched scream which made Remus
wonder if Mrs. Dursley was related to a Mandrake.
"Wh-who are you?!" Petunia shrieked.
"We-" Sirius started.
"-Are now deaf." Remus finished, "Hello, Mrs. Dursley! I am Mr. Kookoonana and
this is my partner Mr. Chi-"
Sirius cleared his throat.
"What?!" Remus asked irritably, annoyed at being interrupted.
"You prat!" Sirius hissed, "I'M Mr. Kookoonana and YOU'RE Mr. Chi!"
*************************************
They seemed amazed at the little plastic gnomes in the front yard.
"Little people!" Sirius exclaimed as they approached the first lawn gnome. He
was about three feet tall with red pants and a blue button up shirt. Sirius
galloped up to him and hugged the plastic ornament happily.
"Err.Sirius? What are you doing to Bob?" Lily had just stepped out of the door
to her house and saw the particularly odd scene.
"He doesn't look happy! He needed a hug!" He screamed back at her, "Have
y'all been feeding him?"
Lily looked from Sirius, with his arm hanging protectively over the three- foot
gnome
***************************************
Harry was speaking to Sirius trough the mirrors, James was next to Sirius:
"What about my mum?" he asked quietly.
Sirius grinned mischievously. "Still as hot as ever! OW...!" At first Harry looked
appalled. Why was Sirius talking like that? Then he remembered that he'd said
James was right beside him. *Trying to make him jealous, probably* he thought.
Typical Sirius.
"James hit me," smirked Sirius.
"I figured that. Now, besides my mum being 'as hot as ever', how is she?" Harry
asked.
"She's doing great. She feels sorry for you though," Sirius said.
"Feels sorry for me? Why?!" he asked.
Sirius grinned again. "'Cause you look more like James than her," he explained.
"Cursed, I say...OW!!! James hit me again!!" Sirius complained.
***********************************
" Love, you're so beautiful. Where have you been all my life?" Sirius paused for
effect, " You're everything I ever wanted, ever dreamed for, could ever hope for!
Now you're here. And you're all mine. Ah, I remember the first time I laid eyes
on you, and look at us now. "
"Yes, Mr. Black. Look at you now. Pouring your heart out----to a motorcycle."
Sirius Black didn't tear his eyes from his new motorcycle, but he could almost
picture the pretty redhead behind him; laughing. Which she was.
*************************************
The sun poured through the window and beamed it's unwelcome rays in Prongs
face. Beyond that everything was perfect. No baby crying, Lily was home,
cuddled up against him, and he was refreshed from his little nap.
Wait. Lily isn't home!
"GAH!!!" James eyes snapped open and he rolled off the bed and landed on his
head. Who had been..snuggling with him? Ew. Wait. He knew. Unfortunately.
"OH HELL PADFOOT!!! I TOLD YOU TO SLEEP ON THE FRICKIN' COUCH!!"
James emerged from the floor and whacked his friend with his pillow. Sirius just
grinned insanely.
***************************************
He unscrewed the top of the fish food bottle and started talking to his fish,
"Good morning Ms. Goldie! How are you today pumpkin?" Sirius tapped on Ms.
Goldie's fishbowl glass frantically and then yelped, "MS. GOLDIE?! WHERE
ARE YOU?!"
Suddenly, the small goldfish appeared from its small, plastic purple castle with
sparkly green glitter and floated to the top of the water. Her eyes were all cloudy
and she was...
"STOP SLEEPING MS. GOLDIE! Its time to EAT! Get up!" Sirius poked his
wand in the water and whirled it around. Ms. Goldie just whirled around and
around in the water.
*******************************
"Well, yo- your fish is gone, forever," Remus told him.
"No! She's not gone! Maybe she learned a new trick like playing dead!"
exclaimed Sirius.
*******************************
"Sirius, I heard that fishies go to Fishy Heaven if they go down the toilet,"
informed James.
His eyes were wide open and exclaimed "Really?!"
"Yes, really!"
"Really, really?!"
"Yes, really really!"
"REALLY REALLY REALLY?!"
"YES ALREADY!"
"Then flushing it is!" said Sirius in a sing-song voice. "I'll do whatever it takes to
make sure Ms. Goldie is happy forever!"
After lunch, the four friends went to their dormitory, and changed into their best
black robes. They then gathered into the bathroom and hovered over the toilet.
Sirius was holding Ms. Goldie's bowl carefully. He then gracefully turned it over
and drained all the water out into the toilet, but Ms. Goldie got stuck on the side
of her fishbowl, so Sirius had to smack the glass to get her off it. She then
plopped into the toilet water.
*****************************
Dear Evil Elf Worker,
Is it true you use under-aged elfs! YOU'RE A BAD, BAD MAN! So, either you
give me this stuff or I'll go to the Daily Prophet, Witch Weekly, and every other
paper in the World. Mwuhwahwahwahwa!
Explosives
More explosives
Give James a date with Lily Evans
Give Remus more books, he deserves them
Have the Reindeer eat Snape & Malfoy
Give Snape shampoo before he dies
Give Malfoy deodorant before he dies
Give Peter a girlfriend and make him stop flirting with us
Explosives
A Hogwarts toilet seat
Oh, and besides ruining your reputation I'll help James blow up your igloo!
Sirius Black
*************************************
Remus answering machine clicked on, and Remus grinned at the sound of his
own voice, "'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave
your name and a number after the beep... and I'll get back to you a) if I feel like
it and b) if I can. Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case:
Sod of you git! I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at
school when you showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"REMUS!" roared Sirius Black's voice (obviously magically magnified) over the
speaker, "HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO SOD OFF?! PICK UP, YOU GIT! IT'S
IMPORTANT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE THERE... REMMY!....... MOONY! DON'T
MAKE ME CRY! YOU KNOW I WILL! OKAY, MAYBE NOT, BUT I CAN *SING*!
STILL NOT ANSWERING? FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT! THE ITSEY BITSEY
SPIDER-" Beep.
Remus laughed loudly as the machine cut his friend off, and was not at all
surprised when it rang again seconds later.
"'Ello! You've reached Remus Lupin! If this truly is important, leave your name
and a number after the beep.... I'll get back to you a) if I feel like it and b) if I
can.Unless of course your name is Sirius Black, in which case: Sod of you git!
I'm tired of listening to your memories of the good ol' days at school when you
showed off Malfoy's hot pink boxers!" BEEP!
"Your stupid machine cut me off! Stupid Muggle invention! Anyway. THE ITSEY
BITSEY SPIDER WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT! DOWN CAME THE RAIN
AND-!"
"Alright! Alright! ENOUGH!" Remus shouted into the phone after snatching it up,
"Good god Sirius!"
"Ha, HA! I win!"
*******************************
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AND THANKS TO
kaitlyn..."I give it all to Mr.Black."
Anrion ("Padfoot and Moony Return to HoggywartyHogwarts!")
Rowlingfan1
