La Ritz

Oh, please excuse me,

What you know me?

Oh dear God, it's so clear to see,

My bad reputation now precedes me!

I'm so sorry, forgive me world,

Over a cliff my body will be hurled!

Please forgive the bow in my hair,

No, I'm only stealing your air!

I have no purpose to be alive,

To earn your forgiveness I will strive!

Forgive me all who share my name,

I bring this world nothing but shame!

I wept the day I realized,

My parents always apologized.

Self-confidence beyond my reach,

A fortress gate I cannot breach.

The clothes I wear are made for women,

To hide from the assertiveness of man.

I am such a big disgrace,

My life is such a pointless waist.

What is that you said to me?

A reason for living, now I see.

All life is precious, even mine.

So it is through all of time.

I'll try hard to find that reason,

To live my life for just one person.

What, you're late for PE?

Oh dear God, I'm soooo SORRY!