"Thanks Remmy, by the way did you see my underwear??" Sirius asked,

digging his trunk. His olive green towel wrapped around his body, which

covered his chest till his thigh.

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Sirus and Snape had been alone on christmas in Hogwarts, two weeks later

James came back:

James was on his way to the common room, when he saw Finn Avery coming

straight at him with ... enormous speed.

"Hey, Finn!" he called out to the other fourth-year Gryffindor. He grabbed Finn's

arm just to stop him and was nearly swept of his feet.

"Whoa ... Finn. What's up? Did you see Sirius?"

He got a horrified look but no answer. James thought that he'd probably

squeezed the boy's arm too tight. "Sorry, Finn. I didn't -" But to James'

amazement, Avery - just ran away.

"What was all that about?" he muttered to himself, speeding up his pace. He

suddenly had a very bad feeling.

"PIGLET!" he called in front of the Gryffindor portrait. But suddenly, a dark

figure jumped out of the nearest broom closet, bearing him face first to the

ground and then dragging him without a word into the cupboard.

First he was too shocked to react, but when he found his voice again, the

small room began to shake. "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? YOU TOUCH ME

AGAIN AND I'LL CURSE YOU FROM HERE TO -"

"Shhhhhh ... it's me," the figure whispered sharply.

James gaped. He knew that voice as well as his own.

"Sirius? What are you doing? Damn! You hurt my ... never mind. And my hair!"

"Shhhhhh ... he will hear you."

"Whmpf-" Sirius clamped his hands over his friend's mouth but James decided

that he had quite enough of this lunacy. He pushed Sirius back and pulled out

his wand. "LUMOS!"

But the light didn't make it any better. On the contrary. James looked into the

face of an utterly bewildered Sirius Black. His blue eyes were as big as

saucers, his hair was greasy - of all things - and he most definitely had lost

weight.

"What happened here?" James grabbed Sirius by the shoulders. "What did

Snape do to you?"

"Do? Nothing. Yet. I didn't give him a chance to. I was on guard."

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Molly had just washed Sirius hair and was now about to comb it

"How would you like to be bald, Sirius? Because at the rate she's going I think

Mum is gonna have to shave your hair off completely. Unless you want an

afro."

"That's a great idea, Fred! Hey Mum, give him an afro!"

"No, Ginny."

"Yeah, awesome!"

"No, Ron."

"Aw, please?"

"NO Sirius!"

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"Er, yeah, thanks guys! I REALLY like my gift, its so cute and fluffy and soft!"

Remus had said the three magic words. Cute, fluffy and soft.

Sirius stirred from under his sheets. He was interested. "What is it?"

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"Hey there! How you doing?" Sirius said, jumping up and shaking her hand

wildly.

"I'm sorry for his behavior, Lily," Remus said, politely shaking Lily's hand. "I

couldn't keep him away from the orange soda."

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"I will never understand you, Padfoot," said Remus. "Never."

"No one does," said Sirius, "and no one ever will, for I am Sirius Black! Keeper

of the Orange Soda!"

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"Please, please no more high-stakes Candyland," Ron cut in, "I already owe

Fred and George five Galleons. No more board games, all right?" There was a

long pause as all of Grimmauld's inhabitants tried to come up with something

to do.

"We could string Kreacher up by his toes and pretend he's a piñata,"

Sirius offered.

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"All right," Sirius sighed triumphantly, "I've got it."

"No," moaned Remus, "No, you don't. You don't have the first clue. You're just

guessing."

"Quiet, Moony," Sirius growled, "I know exactly what I'm doing. It was White in

the billiards room with the revolver." He grinned broadly, put down his cards

and opened the 'top secret' envelope. Suddenly, Sirius' face fell. "Professor

Plum. Wrench. Conservatory," he read aloud. Ron laughed, Hermione rolled

her eyes and Remus dropped an exasperated head to the table top.

"Honestly!" Hermione cried, "Six games in a row, now. No one can win

because you keep guessing wrong. Completely ungrounded guesses! Look at

this," she gestured at his cards. "White was in your hand! How could she have

been the killer?!"

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"Yes m'am! As you wish, Sirius Black at your service! Hut hut- ahhh" Sirius

screamed as he tripped over the leg of the table. He had been hopping away,

on another one of his sugar highs and slammed headfirst into the floor.

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"Yeah, Jamsie, inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, you are free-spirited butterfly-"

"Shut up Sirius!" Both James and Remus yelled.

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"Sirius?"

"Harry!"

"You're dead!"

"I'm back!"

"I CRIED for you!"

"It means you love me."

From Behind the Veil

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"Look," said James, "Sirius will look after you 2, he doesn't bite."

"That's what you think!" said Lily. Everyone looked at her in horror, "Joke," she explained.

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"And snakes. What is it with Slytherins and snakes? You don't see me pulling a Griffin around on a

leash." –Sirius Black

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"Prongise my boy! Does this mean we can eat?!" he asked excitedly as he jumped up from the sofa

and started to jump up and down while clapping his hands. "Food! Food! We must have food!" he

chanted while interlocking his elbow with James's and grabbed Remus as he was walking down the

stairs and made his way (jumping) down to the Great Hall.

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"What's with him?" James shouted over Sirius's off-key singing while he skipped along with him. It

was either that, or end up tripping over your own feet. And as James really didn't want to embarrass

himself that way, he decided that he'd rather skip.

"I don't know!" Remus shouted back as he tried to keep pace with Sirius. "I think that he's on a sugar rush!"

"Sugar?!" Sirius shouted and abruptly stopped, causing Remus and James to fall on their bums because

Sirius was holding them back.

"Ow," Remus exclaimed as he gingerly rubbed his bum.

"Really." James said as he agreed with Remus and looked at Sirius. "What was with that?!"

"Where's sugar," he asked in a hissing whisper, looking over his shoulders to see if he could find anything

with sugar in it.

"Oh, no," Remus and James moaned. Sirius was in one of his three year old moods. Which meant,

pranks galore, sugar, jumping, and clapping.

"Sugar, sugar, sugar!" Sirius began to chant.

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"Too bad!" Sirius chirped. "Now then, onward!" he exclaimed as he pointed his right arm forward as if

it was a sword, and headed towards the Great Hall.

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Finally the sorting ended and Dumbledore stood again. "Before we start I would like to remind

students that the Forbidden forest is indeed forbidden." He looked to where Sirius and he friends

where sitting. "And, I'm sorry, Mr. Black," he again looked at Sirius. "But the name of the Forbidden

Forest cannot be changed to 'The Lovely and Welcoming Forest Filled with Fuzzy Toed Munchkins.'

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In the meantime, Sirius had caught up with the squirrel. "Here squirrelly, squirrelly, squirrelly.

Come to Papa. HEY!" Sirius poked the squirrel with a very sharp stick. "GIVE ME BACK MY WAND!!!!!"

At home, Remus was saying, "He was always so kind to wildlife."

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"Well, first off, I would like to compliment that baby blue undergarments look very nice on you,"

Sirius said, receiving a deadly death glare from Lauren, but than he continued, "Well, Lauren,

Remus, I'm happy to inform you that I, Sirius Black, came up with our first task on Mission:

Make Lily and James realize that they love each other, and have little baby Lilys and Jamess."

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Sirius just grinned and danced out of the room. Of course, he nearly fell down the stairs, but he didn't

mind. He knew something about his best friend that he didn't.

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"Vernon something or another. From what I've heard from you, he's not the world's greatest guy," I answered.

"Oh! Lily! Can I curse him?" Sirius asked, excitedly.

"No!" James and I shouted at the same time causing Sirius to pout.

"I promise it won't cause permanent damage!" Sirius argued.

"NO!" James and I shouted again.

"Fine I'll just point and laugh—you can't stop me from doing that," Sirius said defiantly.

"Number one," James said, pulling the all too familiar scroll out of his back pocket, "No pointing and/or laughing at anyone."

"You guys bloody suck," Sirius whined.

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Well I know I haven`t updated for a while, I was really busy with exams at highschool, and here I`ll put some of the names of the stories where I readed some of this (This time I remembered to put the names in paper).

I hope you like it!!!!

REVIEW PLEASE!!!!!

Some of the stories:

-hogwarts paranoia

-sirius haircut

-Sirius new pet

-The Love In Him

-The Noble and Most Ancient House of Boredom

-No! Not that!

Oh!, and thanks to all this reviewers:

Snuffles2984:Loved your long review.And thanks, I tought that it was an original idea.

Wonkywerewolf:Of course I´ll write more!!

mankypankySB:Thanks for adding it to your favourites, I´ll try to find the fanfictions

where I got them from.

Tropic:Don´t worry, my friends and family think that I´m insane also.

Selphie:On public?!?! Next time I´ll recomend reading it on a private place, with not

too much people on it.

ltnikki:Thanks, I´ll get some from there.

Chise2003:And they are very interesting, like I said before, I´ll try to find the names

of the stories.

Tawa bids you good day:Thanks for putting me on your favourites list and thanks for

the Sirius baby clone free of charge. Now I have a Sirius!!!Yay!

Rowlingfan1: Yay!

Sirius' Secret Lover MB Sirius:Tell me, who isn´t in love with Sirius