Disclaimer- HELL-LO-O! I do NOT own Harry Potter. Though. I wish JK would lend some of her characters to me. But, I'm not naive.
A/n- Ok. Erm Before I start this story, know that.
A) My friends and I are the Tune sisters. B)We actually live in America. C)Overly Emotional Pregnant Men are inside jokes. And D) My mind is in the gutter.
ON WITH THE STORY!
Chapter 1 New arrivals.
"Welcome new and old! Before the start of term notices, we must sort our transfers. Welcome, from America, Mari, Mellosa, and Cassandra Tune." Dumbledore said.
My sisters and I walked on to the platform.
"Mari Tune!" Mc Gongall yelled. My sister sat down and had that shabby old hat placed on her head.
"Slytherin!" it yelled. I already knew Slytherin was the house all three of us would be in. I had my reasons.
"Mellosa Tune!" My sister walked to the stool.
"Call me Mell, pplz" she yelled.
"SLYTHERIN!" it yelled once more.
"Cassandra Tune!"
" Call me Cass." I replied, coolly.
"Slytherin!"
"No. Really? I never would have guessed." I said sarcastically.
We sat down at the only clapping table.
"Boo!" Came from the table at the opposite side of the hall.
No one insulted Cassandra Alindro Tune. Unfortunately for me, I was the one with the hot head.
"GO TO HELL!" I yelled while giving them a rude gesture with my hand.
"Miss Tune, that's quite enough." Dumbledore said.
"Cassie, was that really necessary?" asked my oldest sister, Mari.
"They deserved it, the a"
"Cassie, watch your mouth" said my other sister. She was very rude, interrupting me like that.
"I don't give a damn. You've said worse."
"You've got spunk. Be careful when you use it." Said a blonde haired boy.
"You're an ass. Be careful when you use it" I retorted.
"heh. What year are you three in?" he asked.
"Sixth."
"Sixth"
"Sixth." Each of us replied.
"Triplets?" he asked.
"Hell, no." said Mell.
"cousins?"
"sisters" I answered.
"huh?"
"They're nine, ten months apart."
"And you?"
"I skipped"
"And you aren't in Ravenclaw because?"
"Wouldn't you like to know." I said. "oh, and when you're talking to a person, they like to have you're full attention. So stop ogling over Red at the arse table."
" I am not staring at Gin—Weasley!"
"Haha! You were about to say 'Ginny'. No to mention she's like your 5th cousin!"
"Draco, darling, why are you talking to this…. Is that a girl?" asked a pug faced person.
"Look. I haven't had the best day. So why don't you leave?"
" Are you talking to me?"
" Do you see any other pug-faced bitches around here?"
"UGH!"
"Don't mind Pansy. She's the school slut."
"hehe. Nuh-uh. Pansy. I know the truth. Hehe. Don't think I won't use it." I said.
"Truth?"
" She's still a virgin" (A/N I'm not sure if she actually is a virgin. But to tell you the truth, I don't think anyone in their right minds would do that with her )
"Really, Pansy?" he asked.
She stormed off.
"Answered your question, Malfoy?"
" How'd you know my name?"
We took out a bag and pulled a bunch of notebooks out of it.
"We make it our business to know everything." We said.
"Now…."
"How'd you like…"
"…..for us to …"
"…Hook you up with…"
"…our 6th cousin…"
"….Ginevera Weasley…?"
"Yes. We're purebloods."
"Really?" He asked.
"Our parents weren't married but yeah."
"Sghnkluos Shogmack"
"Cass, Don't eat with your mouthful."
