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Chapter 2- Draco's goin' CRAZY!
Draco's Thoughts.
Who the heck were those girls? That one's got a mouth. Hehehe. I wonder what kind of hair dye they use. It must be a really good brand.
Great Hall
Draco was picking over his food until a loud BANG! Filled the great hall.
"NO! I WANNA GO BACK TO BED! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" yelled the girl with the mouth.(A/N cassie)
"SHUT UP!" yelled the others.
"I WANT MY CD'S BACK!" She replied. They continued dragging her to the table. LITERALLY dragging her. She kicked and screamed the whole way there.
"hmph." She stated as she plopped down into the chair.
"Stop being such a wussy!" said the younger older sister.
"MELLY! GET MY CD"S FROM DAD!" She yelled.
" Tried. No can do." Mell replied, plopping a thin, gray box into her lap. "You got to download some new music."
"KUSO! KUSO! KUSO!"
"Now, now no swearing."
"Don't get your knickers in a twist."
"FUDGE OFF MALFOY!"
"What's her problem? " he asked the blue haired girl.
"Basically, she woke up."
"Mari, don't forget daddy dearest took her music."
Silence. Silence. Silence.
"I was meaning to ask you three…. What type of hair dye do you use?" asked Draco who was staring at the girls' hair.
Mell had black hair with streaks of Blue and Red. Mari had completely blue hair. Cass had black hair with red and purple streaks.
Mari spoke next. "We don't use hair dye!" She was OBVIOUSLY offended.
"uh huh. I really believe you."
"I can prove it!"
"Ok. Go on prove it" he said, smirking
"You asked for it. ACCIO SCRAPBOOK!" yelled Mari.
"Stupid….. Malfoy…. Honorary… OVERLY EMOTIONAL PREGNANT MEN!" yelled Cass, standing up on her chair.
"Ok. Who's smart arse who gave her sugar in the morning!" Mari yelled to the entire Hogwarts population. Then she saw him. THE CULPRIT! A freckled faced red headed boy was cowering in the corner.
"YOU!" she yelled, pointing at none other than "RONALD MERRIWEATHER WEASLEY!"
"Oh shit." He said, as she stalked over to him.
"How ARE you ? My beloved cousin who I would just HATE to kill…. On accident"
"M-m-m-mari!" he squeaked.
"KILL HIM MARI!" Cass yelled. Damn those sugar highs.
"M-m-mari don't kill me!" he yelled.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!" he yelled as his fruit of the loom briefs were pulled over his head.
"RON! YOU LOSER! YOU WEAR BRIEFS!" yelled Mell.
"TIDY WHITIES TIDY WHITIES!" yelled Cass.
"SOMEONE LOCK HER IN A CLOSET OR SOMETHING!" yelled Draco.
"Ronald, I love a man who wears briefs" said Luna Lovegood.
"Did you or did you not hear when I yelled for the whole world to hear that his middle name is Merriweather?" asked a confused Mari. Luna just walked away after giving Ron a VERY suggestive wink.
End Chapter
A/N Yes, I am very random. Thanx to BluBerriRain who was the ONLY person to review. You all know the drill. R/R. BTW- does any 1 know what OOC and Beta is? And don't worry this IS going somewhere. I'm simply taking my time.
