Ritsu , not wearing a kimono, comes up to Tohru's face holding on to the plate of riceballs Tohru is holding onto with a look of bewilderment!
Ritsu: AYAME SAID YOUR HANDS ARE DELICATE AND YET, HERE YOU ARE SERVING FOOD TO ME! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN AND SERVE THE FOOD MYSELF! AND NOW I'M GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HAND INJURY! AHHHH! I'M SORRY WORLD! I'M SORRY!
Tohru: NO no! Ritsu, I'm fine! My hands are totally fine! Really! See! (Points to hand)
Shigure: Uhh…Tohru, you dropped the plate.
NOOO!
Ritsu: I MADE YOU DROPPED THE PLATE AND NOW THE RICEBALL IS ALL OVER THE FLOOR! THEY'RE RUINED! I WASTED YOUR HARD EARN MONEY TO PAY FOR THEM! I'M SORRY! I'M NOT WORTH TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR YOU ARE! I'M NOT…
Ritsu instantly stopped and dropped to the floor.
Shigure: Hehe! The old push to the side trick never fails! (Gives a thumbs up)
Hana: Ritsu has the most extreme waves yet…Quite interesting….
Kazuma: It is a wonderful day to eat out here. It's a good thing that you're born in the spring, Tohru.
Tohru: Yup! I love spring! It's my favorite time of the year!
Hatori looks over once she said that. He smiles and stares at all the blossoms on the trees.
Uo: Except, I have to wear this Damn mask. Ugh, all this pollen!
Kyo: It's called medicine!
Uo: Who asked you genius?
Kyo: It's your own stupid fault that you're not thinking!
Uo: OH? AND YOU DO?
Kyo: For your information, I DO!
Uo: Ya know something Carrot-top…
BAM!
Uo: Huh?
KYO! YOU TWO TIMING JERK!
Kyo: AHHH! KAGURA!
Kagura: I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU INTO PIECES! I'LL TEACH YOU TO CHEAT AROUND! HIIYAAA!
Kazuma: At least, Kagura has perfect form. She has such quick reflexes too.
Kagura beats Kyo to a pulp and tosses him violentlyaround in background.
Tohru looks at them in astonishment. Kyo just landed on a tree branch witha loud thud!
Tohru: I'm …guessing…that's good thing?
Kazuma: That's a very good thing. She has so much potential. She was one of my finest students at the dojo. She's someone even Kyo couldn't touch.
Kyo: I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Kagura: ARGH! I HATE LYING CHEATERS!
Kyo: WE NEVER WENT OUT! (Kagura spins him around over her head!) KAAAAGUUUURRAAAAA!
Uo: Hahaha! That's so hilarious.
Hana:Oh...Those waves are the most wonderful...
Yuki: Ugh, He can be so stupid! There's no peace when he's around!
Ayame: (picks up a riceball) Ya know, seeing Kyo and Kagura really reminds me of the night when me, hatori, and Shigure went to the Sohma summer house when we were young. Shigure….you kept me up all night. I had such bruises the next day…
Tohru: Huh? (Blink Blink) Bruises?
Hana: Sounds like fun...
Yuki: (to himself) Argh...Make it stop! Make it stop!What's this?...A headache! No! I took the last aspirin two weeks ago when Hana and Uo was over...How fate paired us to be brothers is a mystery to me!
Shigure: Ahh yes…that night is a night to remember…It was such a sweet memory
Ayame: I hope it was as good for you as it was for me…
Shigure: It surely was…It surely was…
Ayame & Shigure: YEAH! ( Gives thumbs up!)
Hatori: You two… It was only a sleepover. Stop it before you scare everyone away.
Meanwhile…
Grandpa: (looks up at Haru) My my! You seem to have all your hair. My hair seemed to have fallen out a while ago.
Haru: Umm…I guess I still do. (Grabs his white hair)
Grandpa: It's so nice to see someone of your own age around here!
Haru: Uhh…Actually, I'm only 15 ½. My hair is naturally white.
Grandpa: Goodness, you age very quickly. My, you have very nice teeth too. Are they real?...
Tohru laughs. Everyone is getting along so well! She is very happy! She looks around. Momiji and Uo are running around while Hiro and Kisa are playing with a red ball. Kyo must have said something because now He and Haru are going at it.
Kyo: Yawwww! HIIIIYAHHH!(punch, punch)
Black Haru: WHERE WERE YOU AIMING AT? I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU SISSY CAT!( kick ,kick)
Kyo: WHERE WERE YOU! I'M OVER HERE!
Black Haru: KYO,KYO! HIS STUPIDITY GROWS AND BOY DOES IT SHOW! HIS REFLEXES ARE SLOW AND HE HANG OUT WITH GIRLS WHO ARE COMPLETE...
...WHACK!...
Kyo: DAMN IT! YOU PISS ME OFF!
Haru hold his head, then quickly jumps up to Kyo's face.
Black Haru: LET'S SEE YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
Punches and kicks are thrown back in forth at lightning speed!
Black Haru: Ya know what I'm going to do? I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR ORANGE HAIR AND PASTE IT ON TOP OF ONE KISA'S DOLLS!
Kisa: HUH?
Hiro: YOU BIG JERK!
Kyo: YOU'RE SICK! THEN YA KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO TAKE OFFYOUR WHITE HAIR AND SPRINKLE IT OVER THE CHRISTMAS TREE NEAR CHRISTMAS. OR MAYBE I'LL JUST MAKE A WIG OUT OF FOR SOME POOR OLD BALD GUY!
Grandpa: A wig? Haru, I thought you said your hair was real...
The wild fight continues. As it continues, Kyo and Black Haru both landed on top of a sliding door and completely smashed it.
Shigure: Hey kyo! Hey Haru! Aim for the stairs! That way we have to super jump our way to our beds! (Deep sigh) First the pot lid, and now my house! Where does the agonizing pain of loss end! (Cries...)
Ayame: Do not worry my dear Shigure! Because I am wondrous as I am, I will save you from your state of distress! Let me welcome you with open arms and you may live in my arms instead of your house!
Shigure: Yes! I will forever live in your arms and your eyes shows such great comfort! My days of suffering are no more..
Hatori: (Sigh)...Just stop. It's amazing what I put up for the last 27 years of my life...
Grandpa is now asking Ayame how he keeps his long white silvery hair and his teeth. Hatori, Shigure, and Kazuma are having fun talking. Ritsu seems to be calmer but still a little tense. Kagura seems happy to talk to Hana. Hana is just having a merry old time chowing down on all the food she can get. Where she stores the all food she eats is a complete mystery. Yuki caught Tohru's eye. He's just sitting himself staring at the tree blossoms.
Tohru: Yuki, are you having fun?
Yuki: Huh? Oh, yes Miss Honda. I'm having a wonderful time. It's so peaceful at this time of the year. This party is just like the New Year's banquet all over again but so much better since you're here. (Smiles).
Tohru: (thinks to herself) His smile is so gentle. I'm glad he's happy…
Tohru: Ritsu, you seemed to calm down. How is your mother? Is she still at the hot spring?
Ritsu: (blushes). Sorry for the commotion I started earlier. I still need to learn how to relax, but my mother is very well. She's still at hot spring. She was very happy when she learned that I decided to come here. Thank you for having me here. (Bows).
Tohru: (Bows quickly multiple of times). Oh no! The pleasure is all mine! I'm so happy you came today!
Momiji: TOHRU! Look at me! Look at me! Look how high Uo and I can climb this tree! WHEEEEEE! THIS IS SOO MUCH FUN!
Ritsu: AHH! PLEASE GET DOWN! (JUMPS UP AND DOWN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE TREE) TOHRU, I'M SO SORRY! THIS IS MY FAULT! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I WILL GET THEM DOWN! OH! MOMIJI PLEASE GET DOWN!
Hana: Are you having fun Tohru?
Tohru: Of course I am!
Hiro: I'M NOT! Kisa and I are bored of eating and doing senseless things that you may consider fun! Where's the cake!
Kisa: Don't believe Hiro, Sissy.
Hiro: Believe me, it's all true! What now? Are you still not human enough to make your own choices now?
Tohru: Uh...No...Uhh..I mean..I guess we can bring out the cake now that everyone has finished with the food and drinks.
Uo runs over.
Uo: HA! Yes! I'm so ready! After that, we can open the presents!
Momiji:Presents! I'm so excited! I wonder what everyone brought!
Everyone talk amongst themselves about the cake and the presents. Tohru was about to get up but a hand interferes and sits her right down.
Kagura: Tohru! Sit down! I'll get the cake! You're the birthday girl , Silly!
Hana: Yes, Arisa and I will bring out the presents.
Tohru: Oh, ok. If you insist!
Hana: You two..(Points to Yuki and Kyo). Get the Presents.
Yuki & Kyo: Huh?
Kyo: You just said you were getting the presents! Why the hell did you tell us to!
Uo: We ARE getting the presents. We're getting them by telling you to bring them over.
Hana: Unless...you don't respect Tohru's FEELINGS...(Eyes glow purple).
Yuki & Kyo: ( Thinks) Oh no! Not the FEELINGS explanation again! She's psycho!
Yuki and Kyo ran into the house in a heartbeat! Kagura skips to her own melody to go inside.
Hiro: Boy, Hana you sure are a weird girl.
Hana: Why thank you. It took me an immense amountof practice and time to perfect such a talent.
Hatori: I don't think that was a compliment...
Momiji: I wonder what kind of cake it is!
Shigure: Oh! Me too! Me too!
Tohru: I'm excited too!
Everyone is once again talking amongst themselves excitingly watching Kagura carefully bring out the overly large cake followed by Yuki and Kyo with piles of gifts in their arms.Tohru waits anxiously for the humongous cake along with everyone else.
Tohru: OH MY GOSH! KAGURA!
Like the way Ayame openly welcomes Shigure in his arms, I openly welcome REVIEWS... lol.
