12:46 PM 8/24/2005
E-mail: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from re-DuBZ
Chi-Chi: Why can't you just sleep like a normal paitent!
Goku: But I'm not a normal patient I'm a fighter!

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Chuey's Corner:
Vegeta: (wags his tail happily) I adore it when you stand up to Onna, Kakay.
Goku: (sweatdrops) Well she was being kinda mean to me...
Vegeta: (gives Goku a number 1 sticker) :)
Goku: ...AWWW! VEGGIE! (hugs the Veggie)
Chuquita: Welcome to Part 3 everybody!
Bejito: Yes. Welcome!
Goku: ...
Vegeta: ...
Bardock: Somebody suggested we visit this part of the chapter for the remainder of the story.
Bejito: (smirks) And so it is.
Vegeta: (slides out of Goku's grip like jello)
Goku?
Vegeta: Um..yeah.
Chuquita: I'm not sure if we have one or two chapters left though. I have this feeling its only gonna be a three-chapter fic, but you never know..
Bejito: (looks around for a spare chair) Hm..
Bardock: (to Goku) So...what have you been up to.
Goku: (grins) I got a number 1 sticker from--
Vegeta: (slaps his hand overtop of the sticker) (eyes wide and freaked out)
Goku: (blinks down at Veggie) Isn't Veggie FUN!
Bardock: He's...amusing.
Vegeta: (trying to keep his cool) Indeed.
Bejito: Ah! (pulls up a ridiculously large chair to the table) Perfect size for my royal physique! (sits down in it)
Bardock: Do you really need a Nappa-sized chair?
Bejito: (bluntly) Yes.
Bardock: ...
Bejito: ...
Goku: (to Bejito) Wanna see the sticker Veggie gave me?
Vegeta: AAH! (slaps his other hand over Goku's mouth.
Bejito: (confused) Is there a problem?
Vegeta: (nervous laugh) Now why would there be a problem? Do you see a problem? Cuz I sure don't! Hahahahaha... (to Goku) Come Kakarrotto. (pulls Goku off to a private-- ) Yet PLATONIC-- (private yet platonic location)
Bejito: ...
Bardock: You know despite that I don't feel uneased at all.
Bejito: I'm sure its nothing. They just have some platonicaly private information to discuss.
Bardock: (sweatdrops) You're just as bad as Vegeta ya know that?
Bejito: Are you suggesting we share a phobia?
Bardock: Well, I mean, I never thought that kinda stuff could be genetically passed down, but...
Bejito: Exactly!
Bardock: What?
Chuquita: And now for Part 3!
Bardock: My head's starting to hurt...

Part Three Chapter Titles: BROLLI l Bulma's Advice l Training l Turles's Offer l The Final Dragon Ball l What's the Password? l Piccolo Sr's Plan--In Action l Hold me l Surprise Visit l Lunchtime l Veggie and his Cape l Stay with me a little longer l Caution l Borrowed Goods l

Summary: The last thing Goku and Veggie were expecting when they returned from the Sparking Tournament was a visit from their parents; especially since all four of them are dead! After making a wager with Enma-sama, King Bejito along with Bardock and family have been allowed seven days on Earth to finish their hunt for the dragon balls to wish themselves and the rest of the saiyajin back to life on Bejito-sei. But can they really gather all 7 balls without any help? And if their wish does come true how with this affect their children along with the rest of those saiyajins living on earth? Find out!


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Brolli stood there in the doorway of his home, one hand on the doorknob and the other holding the dragon ball as he

stared blankly at Bejito, Bardock, Nappa, Ruby, Cally, and Celipa.

" WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! " Bejito let out a scream of terror and jumped back several feet.

Brolli blinked, " W--who? "

" B-B-BROLLI? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME I CAN'T DEFEAT BROLLI! " Bejito yelled angrily at the dragon radar as he shook

it wildly back and forth, then sniffled, " I knew I should've actually killed him when I had the chance! " he rubbed his

eyes, then pointed confidently at the densetsu, " NAPPA! BARDOCK! ATTACK! "

" HAAAAAAAAA! " Nappa flew at Brolli, who easily blocked the slightly bigger man's punches.

Bardock turned to face Bejito, who was standing behind Ruby, " You gotta be kidding me right? You're stronger than

I am! Why send ME to attack him? "

" ERRRrrr... " a growl came from behind Bardock as a shadow engulfed him. Bardock looked up to see Brolli in ssj1

with a snarl on his face, " You..smell like KAKARROTTO. "

" Uhh...hm! " Bardock's bottom left eyelid twitched. He then narrowed his eyes and assumed a defensive stance,

" Listen you we're not here to start a fight we just want the dragon ball! "

" Waaah- " Nappa twitched on the sidelines as he lay on his side with a black eye.

" Nappa! " Cally dashed over to him.

" What's with the halos? " the densetsu asked harshly.

" We're dead. " Bardock bluntly responded.

" DEAD! " Brolli gawked, dropping the deadly tone from his voice. He reached forward and poked the halo, " Huh..I

didn't think that was possible, to come back to the living world like that... "

" Yeah, well... " Bardock trailed off.

Bejito peaked over Ruby's shoulder, " How's he doing? I can't hear from back here. "

" ... " Ruby sweatdropped.

Brolli folded his arms, " Hm...but, if you're all already dead..then its impossible for me to kill you. " he said

slightly disheartened.

Bejito opened his mouth. Ruby promptly slapped her hand over it, " Don't. Say. Anything. "

" Yup. It's pointless to even attack. " Bardock explained.

" Very well. " Brolli powered back down.

" So? " Celipa spoke up, " Can we have the dragon ball now? "

" NO! "

" Huh? " she blinked.

Brolli smirked, " If I can't kill you then I'll simply depribe you of the item you've come here to take. " he tossed

the ball up into the air and caught it.

" But why? None of us did anything to you. " Bardock said, then paused, " Well, there was Bejito and his attempted

murder; but the rest of us caused you absolutely no harm! "

" ...you tried to KILL him! " Ruby gawked, " When was THIS? You DIED when he was TWO! "

" I'd rather not speak of it right now. " Bejito said, mock-wisely.

" If we get out of this I'll tell you all about it. " Bardock sighed.

" Please give us the ball? " Cally asked.

" I already told you "no". Your friend here smells of KAKARROTTO and so does his girlfriend. "

" Wife. " Celipa raised her hand.

" Fine. Wife. And I refuse to give help those who are obviously related to Kakarrotto somehow. "

Bejito zipped over to Bardock and whispered to him, " Don't tell him your Kakarrotto's parents or he'll FLIP! "

" You don't have to remind me of something like that! " Bardock sweatdropped.

" And YOU-- " Brolli said to Bejito, who froze in place, his body twitching ever-so-slightly, " --look and smell

suspicously like Vejita. "

" Y-yes. And since you like Vegeta so much you'll want to help me by giving me that dragon ball. " Bejito reached

forward to grab the ball only to have Brolli grab his hand with his spare.

" I don't think so. "

" Such big hands... " Bejito trailed off, amazed.

" You're Vejita's father aren't you? The saiyajin no ou. " Brolli smirked, " Yes, there's no doubt about it. The

peasants may have types but I know Vejita doesn't so you have to be related to him to look this way. And the woman you were

hiding behind is his mother. "

Ruby glared at Brolli and powered up.

" Vejita looks like you but has her skin-tone and eye-color. You should both be proud. Vejita's a wonderful if not

slightly misguided person. " the densetsu smiled.

" You know, if you give us the dragon ball, our wish will benefit you as well. " Ruby said.

Brolli cocked an eyebrow.

" We're going to use it to wish the remainder of the saiyajin; sans your father of course; back to life. All our

lives were cut short by Freeza's attack and the rest of you with Kakarrotto's exception suffered terribly because of it. "

" ... " Brolli continued to watch her carefully while still holding a death-grip on Bejito's hand. The ou looked back

at her, worried.

" If Freeza hadn't blown up the planet Paragas would've gone to prison for his attack on Bejito and your mother

would've gotten custody of you. You would've had a normal life growing up and so would Vegeta, Kakarrotto, Raditsu, everyone

else. " she continued.

" We can't change what happened. " Bardock put one hand behind his head to scratch it Goku-style, " But if we use

the wish we can get things back to as normal as they can be given the situation. "

" Heh, if you wish everyone back then the moment I step foot on our homeplanet you'll send me to jail. " Brolli

smirked dryly.

" But what if we DON'T send you to jail and you just go on living your life provided you leave Vegeta and

Kakarrotto alone. " Bejito offered, " With all the saiyajins wished back...you could find a mate with the same lifespan as

you; though I doubt you'll be able to find anyone else in the universe as strong as yourself.. " he finished.

" Hn.. " Brolli snorted down at the ou, who shifted uncomfortably.

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" Man, you're just like Vejita. " Brolli laughed at him, smiling.

" Ah ha, hahaha. " Bejito nervously laughed back.

" Here. " he held out the dragon ball, " You take this and make your wish, Vejita's father. After all I was planning

to leave this planet in a couple weeks anyway; it would be very refreshing to finally go home. " he let go of Bejito's

hand.

" REALLY? " the ou took the dragon ball, " Whoa..and here I thought you were gonna beat me up over it! "

Brolli paled, flashing back to how Vegeta looked when he accidentally creamed him at the tournament, " I'm..no going

to battle Vejita or his family members anymore. "

" Heh, must be my lucky day then! " the ou snickered.

" KAKARROTTO, however.. " Brolli flashed a glower at Bardock.

" Aw come on! BEJITO tried to kill you and I tried to keep him from killing people that night and yet I'M the one

you're angry at! Where's the logic in that! " Bardock exclaimed.

" ▫Bonk▫ " Bejito lightly bonked Bardock on the top of the head, " Hey, no worries right now Dock. We have the

dragon ball, he's not planning on killing us, everything is fine. "

" I still don't think its fair. I'm not the one who cried all day and night driving him crazy. " the type-3 saiyajin

grumbled.

" Yes, but you're the one who brought him into the world in the first place. " Brolli pointed out.

" What does that have to do with anything! " Bardock sweatdropped, exasperated.

" Come my friends, let's head off to the final dragon ball! " Bejito said determindly as he pumped his fist into the

air and headed off in the direction of the ball.

" GOODLUCK those who gifted the universe with Vejita's existance! " Brolli called after them.

" Maybe we should have a second one once we're alive again. " Bejito grinned over at Ruby.

" Don't you think one is enough? "

Nappa held an eye-pack over his left eye in pain, " I could really use one of those senzu beans right now... "

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" ▫Knock▫knock▫knock▫ "

" Come in. " Bulma called over to the door while she continued to type at the computer.

" ▫Sqeeeak▫ " the door squeaked open and Vegeta stepped inside, " Hey. "

" Wow, Vegeta you actually came to visit. And Son-kun's not looming behind you in a warm yet protective manner. "

she grinned, " I'm impressed. That means you're getting better from the kidnapping incident. "

" Kakarrotto's in the bathroom. " the ouji replied, sitting down on the side of her bed, confused, " Bulma, can I ask

you something? "

" Of course. You can ask me anything you know that. " the scientist walked up to Vegeta and sat down on the bed

beside him, " What's up? "

" Is...is it.. " Vegeta started to say.

" Hm? "

" Is it hard being busy? "

" WAAH! " Bulma fell over, twitching, " W-what? " she regained her composure.

" I think my parents are going to succeed. I think they're going to really get their wish and I know that once

everything's back to normal at home I'm going to have to start training for when I become the Ou. "

" You need training for that? "

" Why are you surprised? " Vegeta sweatdropped.

" Well, its just that that one time when you were temporarily King for a while, you didn't need to learn anything

new..I know you had some special extra powers that came with it, but you seemed totally in-control of them. " she explained.

" Not really...either way there's a lot of stuff that I know I have to learn and many techniques as well..and then

there's all those functions 'n such I'll have to go to just because of who I am.. "

" Aww, you can handle it Vegeta. If its anything like my schedule, while it is a little stressful its really not that

bad because you feel like you're doing something, you know. " she stretched her arms for a moment.

" I just don't want to lose Kakarrotto, that's all. "

" ... " she looked over at him curiously.

" What if while I'm stuck there studying and going to meet with people that Kakarrotto'll be off wandering Bejito-sei

without me and..what if he finds somebody he likes more than me! " the ouji turned to face her with frightened pleading eyes.

" Vegeta you know he'd never platonically leave you, Son-kun cares deeply for you. He was a wreck during your

kidnapping and I can't begin to imagine him following some other saiyajin around the way he does you. He lo-- "

The little ouji froze, his pupils shot wide open.

" --uh, likes you very much Vegeta. " she corrected it and Vegeta immediately calmed down.

" Well, he is going to be my official and personal bodyguard.. " the ouji trailed off, grinning proudly.

" That's wonderful, Vegeta. " Bulma clasped her hands together, " Son-kun's always been so great at saving the day,

you made a good choice getting him a job like that. "

" Heh-hehhh- " Vegeta beamed, " Yeah, well, it's the closest job I can get him--short of entering a non-platonic

relationship that'd make him royalty as well--in order for assure we still have our time together. "

" There's no need for you to worry then. " she nodded thoughtfully, then sighed and flopped her back against the

bed, " I wish I could go with you. "

" Why not? You can just bring your laptop and conduct your meetings from my house. " the ouji pointed out.

Bulma chuckled, " It's not that. Heck, I could bring my entire lab to Bejito-sei if I wanted; it's the gravity. "

" Hm? "

" I can barely move in 10x Earth's gravity, Vegeta. There's no way I could survive under it on a daily basis. My

only choice would be to design a capsule house with a gravity machine but even then I couldn't really leave the house to

go anywhere too far away. "

The small saiyajin's tail slumped down onto the floor like a paper-weight, " Oh. " he said sadly.

" VeggieVeggie why so sad? "

Vegeta blinked and looked up to see Goku sitting behind him, his tail wafting back and forth, " Cuz Bulma can't

come with us due to our homeplanet's heavy gravity. "

" Awww. " Goku sulked, reaching and hugging Vegeta from behind. He looked over at her, " I am so sorry Bulma. "

" It's alright, and it doesn't mean I can't come visit you; I'd just have to stay in the Capsule 3 most of the time."

she explained, " Truthfully its difficult for any human to walk under the pressure of 10 times their own body weight, you'd

feel like you were over a 1000 pounds! "

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" AAUGH! Curse this stupid thing! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, falling onto her side and panting heavily.

" Wheee! " Goten flew past here, completely unaffected by the 5x gravity, " This is FUN! Veggie-san never brings the

gravity down THIS low! "

" You don't need to rub it in. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, getting back up, " This is crazy! The ouji can easily bounce

around in gravity over 100x times this! "

" Don't be sad Kaasan, Veggie-san's just used to it. " the demi-saiyajin flew by again, now in ssj1, " He trains

under super-heavy gravity all the time. "

" Yeah, well I need to too if I expect to last long on Ouji-World without seeming suspicious. " she put her hair up

in a ponytail and rubbed her forehead in mild pain, " Let's take a break Goten, I think my head's starting to hurt. "

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" ..so you can see why it would be very difficult to handle such heavy gravity unless you had previous training the

way Yamcha, Tenshinhan, and the others trained at Kaio-sama's while they were dead. " Bulma finished.

Goku grinned, " Don't worry Bulma, I'll take extra-special care of Veggie while we're at his house! "

" Hai, Kakarrotto is an excellent bodyguard! And thanks to me teaching him my personal dialect of saiyago, he'll fit

right in and no one can say otherwise! " the ouji gushed happily.

" You mean, he sounds sort of like YOU in saiyago? " Bulma blinked, surprised.

" Not in tone. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " I mean in grammar, vocabulary, and overall pronounciation. " he then smirked,

" I've given my favorite peasant quite an impressive saiyago vocabulary. "

" Hahaha. " Goku laughed, then gave the ouji an extra squeeze, causing Vegeta's cheeks to turn red, " Oh Veh-gee... "

Vegeta shook his head clear, then let out a content sigh and started to purr.

" Aww, isn't this a pleasant scene. "

The ouji froze and his purring immediately came to a grinding halt.

" Hi Turles! " Goku chirped, waving to him, " Are you going to come to Bejito-sei too? "

" Hm..I suppose. " Turles folded his arms, " Afterall now that everyone's going to be alive again I should at least

stop by to return my Toussan's staff that I took during your "Veggietine's" trip earlier this year. "

" Heh, you know that's one good thing about having to go to my REAL home. You won't be allowed inside! " the ouji

grinned, " Kakarrotto will make sure of that. "

" I will? " Goku blinked.

" Of course you will! You're my bodyguard! Keeping me safe from HIM is part of that job! " Vegeta exclaimed.

" But Veggie, Turles isn't bad. The BIG MEANIE is BAD. " Goku said, confused.

" Kakarrotto is wise beyond his years, Vegeta-san. " Turles smiled.

" Hn.. " Vegeta twitched.

" Or maybe you just want to keep me out of your castle as to lessen the chances of being caught in a compromising

position with your "bodyguard". "

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" Is he going to stay with you in that big bedroom of yours? You know you're on a different time-clock than the

rest of the saiyajins because you've adapted to Earth's; what happens when you both wake up one morning together only to find

one of your relatives has walked in on you? "

" What are you talking about. " Vegeta narrowed his eyes.

" You'll need someone who can do damage control, Vegeta-san. I'm still on Bejito-sei's internal clock, I haven't

been on Earth THAT long. I could keep watch for you, save you some worrying and prolong your "alone" time with Kakarrotto?

With how much work you're going to have to take on such time will become very precious to you. "

" I still don't trust you you know. " Vegeta folded his arms stubbornly.

" Hey, no need to rush though. Think it over Vegeta-san. I don't have any qualms over helping you and Kakarrotto.

And I've always wanted to hang out at a real castle. Your father's afraid of letting the type-3 saiyajin from the villages

come inside. He has an ukephobia like you; I'd just like to help your relationship have a happy ending, unlike Bejito's. "

" ... " Vegeta was silent, uneasy.

Turles turned to leave down the hallway, " Think about it, alright. So many new experiances..you're gonna need all

the help you can get. "

" ..I think, he was actually trying to be helpful with you just now. " Bulma said, amazed.

" Sure he was. " the ouji rolled his eyes, " He's as helpful to me as Onna is to Kakarrotto. "

" Huh? " Goku tilted his head.

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" Waaaah, its so hot. Are you SURE we're getting closer? " Bejito wiped the sweat from his brow using his cape.

Bardock looked down at the dragon radar as the group continued to trudge through the sand. They had removed most of

their armor and Ruby and Cally held their robes under their arms, " Yeah, dead ahead. "

" Please don't say it like that- " Cally sighed, feeling her shoulders starting to burn. She pulled her robe up just

over her shoulders, having worn a tanktop, sleeveless armor underneath.

" At least you don't have to worry about sleeves. " Bejito muttered, scratching at his own arms, " Aaugh I feel like

I've got a swimming pool wrapped around my limbs! "

Celipa looked back at the others, their shadows casting widely behind them, " Hey! I've got an idea! " she dashed

back and stood in the path of Nappa's humongous shadow, " Everyone behind Nappa! "

" Brilliant! " Bejito exclaimed and dashed into the shade as well, followed by everyone except Bardock, who just

shook his head and continued on, unfazed by the heat.

Nappa sweatdropped, uncomfortable by the crowd packed behind him, " Um, are we almost there yet? "

" Here! " Bardock announced, staring down at a plot of sand before him. He whipped out a shovel and started to dig.

" Where'd he get the shovel from? " Bejito blinked, confused.

Bardock shoveled in the spot for a good five minutes before hitting something hard, " ▫THUNK▫! "

" YES! " Bejito pumped his fist in the air, " He's done it! The final dragon ball! And we still have half a day to

go! "

The type-3 saiyajin picked the ball up and dusted it off, " Wow...we actually did it. "

" I can't wait to finally go home.. " Celipa clasped her hands together.

" Well, " Nappa opened the pack containing the other dragonballs, " Let's do it right now! "

The group set the balls all together and stared at them as they began to rhythmically glow.

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" Now what? " Ruby sweatdropped.

" Now we make the wish of course. " Bejito nodded confidently, then pointed the the seven dragon balls, " I WISH FOR

ALL THE SAIYAJINS WHO DIED DIRECTLY AND INDIRECTLY FROM FREEZA--except Paragas--TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE ON BEJITO-SEI! "

" ... " the balls just sat there, continuing to glow.

" Um..are we alive yet? "

Cally poked the halo over her head, " No..I don't think.. "

" AAAGH! " Nappa suddenly exclaimed.

" What? What is it? " Bardock looked over at him.

" The password! THERE'S A PHRASE YOU HAVE TO SAY BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR WISH! "

" ... " a doom cloud hovered over the group.

" Uhh...VEGETA! We'll just have to go find Vegeta, I'm sure he knows the password! " Bejito spoke up.

" There's no way we can make it to West City in time, that's halfway across the planet. " Ruby responded, starting

to get worried.

" Hold on.. " Bardock pulled out his scouter and turned it on, searching for any high ki's. The scouter started to

beep and he pointed off to the east, " There! A strong ki, and its a saiyajin. It's not strong enough to be Brolli's but its

stronger than Turles's; so its got to be one of the others. "

" ALRIGHT! Let's go! " Bejito pointed off heroically into the distance. He floated upwards and blasted into the sky.

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" Ahh! " Raditsu sighed contently as he layed down on the couch, having just finished a two-hour-long training

session. The large saiyajin leaned his head down on a pillow and sighed.

" ▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫KNOCK▫! "

" UGH! " Raditsu groaned and sat up. He got off the couch and headed for the front door, " Hello? "

" Raditsu? "

He looked up and pulled a double-take, " WAH! VEGETA WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR BODY?---wait, " Raditsu paused,

" Vegeta has a tan..and he doesn't have brown eyes..MR OUJISAMA! "

" Hey. " the ou waved.

" You..shaved your facial hair.. "

" It is only a temporary removal. "

" Oh. " Raditsu nodded, looking around, " So...you, need something from me? "

" The password to the dragon balls. " Bardock pushed past Bejito.

" TOUSSAN! " he gasped, then grinned, " WOW is it great to see YOU again! What are you going to wish for? "

" All the saiyajin who were killed directly or indirectly by Freeza-- "

" --Except Paragas! " Bejito chimed in.

" ...except Paragas--to be brought back to Bejito-sei alive. " he finished.

Raditsu's eyes widened, " Y--you mean EVERYONE will be back? "

" Mmm-hmm! " Bejito nodded contently.

" Even the female saiyajins? "

" Mmm-hmm! "

" And I'll actually have a chance to find someone with a ki close to my own and eventually start a family? "

" Mmm-hmm! "

" ...ARISE SHEN--WAIT! What am I doing I can't summon Shenlong in my living room! It'd rip my house apart! " Raditsu

stopped himself just in time, then stepped outside with the other saiyajins. Nappa layed the dragon balls on Raditsu's front

lawn, " Oh-kay. Now. ARISE SHENLONG AND GRANT MY WISH! " he shouted and instantly the sky around them grew dark.

" Is it happening? " Bejito asked, shocked at the sudden change in the weather.

Raditsu smirked, " It's happening. "

" ▫WHOOOSH▫! " a bright light burst from the dragon balls and the saiyajins shielded their eyes until it faded.

" By the way, Vegeta and Kakarrotto are oh-kay with this, right? " Raditsu asked.

" Of course they are. " the ou clasped his hands together.

" ▫AHEM▫! "

" Hm? " Bejito blinked, then turned his gaze upward and let out a gasp of awe.

Shenlong hovered over the group, " Huh, Son Goku isn't here... " he mumbled to himself in disbelief, " Unbelievable.

▫Ahem▫ YOU WHO HAVE AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER, WHAT IS YOUR WISH? "

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A fierce grin appeared on Piccolo Sr's face as he opened his eyes from meditation, " It's time! " he lept to his

feet and ran careening out of the room, nearly knocking Mr. Popo over on his way out of the door.

" Ah, what is Piccolo's father in such a hurry for, Mr. Popo asks? "

" Not now Popo I have more important things to do! " Sr grabbed his cape and dashed out of the building and off of

the lookout.

" Huh? " Dende blinked as the flash of green went by, " What the--? "

" DENDE! SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING MR. POPO ANNOUNCES! " the genie panted as he rushed out into the doorway.

" What's going on out he-- " Piccolo Jr peered out over Popo's head and froze when he saw the sky was black,

" The dragon balls. Who would possibly need to go out to collect those now? "

" I don't know but your father just went flying off in Shenlong's direction. " Dende said warily, " Any guesses as

to what he's planning to wish for? "

" No but I have a good idea. " Piccolo Jr powered up and flew off after Piccolo Sr, " WAIT THERE! "

" Ah--WAIT? BUT---uhh. " the young guardian sighed, rubbing his temples, " It's never, ever easy, is it Mr. Popo? "

" Mr. Popo undoubtedly agrees with Dende on that. "

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" Ohhhhhh! " Goku ohhh'd in awe as he stood on the roof of the Capsule Corp building. Off in the distance he could

see a small green dot that stood out starkly against the darkened sky, " They did it. They got all the dragon balls and

they summoned Shenlong! "

" What? " Vegeta stuck his head out his bedroom window. The wind began whipping about and blowing the little ouji's

hair all over. His eyes widened at the sight and he climbed out onto the roof next to Goku, staring at the larger saiyajin.

Vegeta reached over and held his peasant's hand tightly, causing Goku to jump, " Kakarrotto. "

" Hm? " Goku looked over at him.

" ▫THUMP▫ " the little ouji leaned his body against Goku's side. Goku semi-hesitantly reached over and hugged his

hand around Vegeta's arm.

" Do not worry. I won't leave u Veggie. "

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Bejito stood there, beaming ecstatically, " SHENLONG? "

" Yes? SPEAK YOUR WISH. "

The ou cleared his throat, " SHENLONG, I WISH FOR ALL THE SAIYAJIN FREEZA DIRECTLY AND INDIRECTLY KILLED, WITH THE

EXCEPTION OF PARAGAS, TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE ON BEJITO-SEI! "

Shenlong's eyes glew red as the saiyajin below him beamed. In a blast of light Bejito and the others disappeared,

leaving Raditsu standing there alone in shock, " YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED. "

" Ah..a... " Raditsu blinked, confused for a moment before he realized what happened. He turned towards Bejito-sei's

location and searched for the others ki's only to find a massive number of saiyajin ki's in that general area, " You, you

sent them back home.. "

" Indeed. " Shenlong nodded, " Now, WHAT IS YOUR SECOND WISH? "

" I WISH TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE! "

" Huh? " Raditsu bolted to attention and looked up into the sky over his shoulder to see Piccolo Sr hovering there.

Shenlong's eyes glew red again and he zapped Piccolo Sr with a bright light.

" HAHAHA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " Sr laughed while Raditsu shielded his eyes. When the light faded away this time the

elder namekian continued to hover there, his halo now gone, " EARTH IS MINE! "

" WHAT? " Raditsu cried out in shock.

" Ah--I mean...I'M ALIVE! "

" ... " the large saiyajin stared up at him blankly.

Sr nodded thoughtfully, " And now to head on home. " he turned around and flew off back towards the lookout.

" I BID YOU FAREWELL! " Shenlong announced from behind Raditsu.

" HUH? HEY WAIT! " Raditsu whipped around only to see Shenlong fly off into the sky, followed by the dragon balls

which turned to stone and were sent hurtling to random corners of the globe once again, " ... "

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Paragas threw a stone angrily against a nearby wall in hfil, " A-curse'd Bejito and his ukephobic son. CURSE THEM! "

" Oh calm down and get over it! " Cell rolled his eyes, walking past the saiyajin.

Paragas let out a snort and folded his arms, " HMMPH! "

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" OH! " Vejitto sat up from where he sat upside-down on the couch with his legs hanging over the back of the piece

of furniture, " Goggie did you feel that? "

" Lots of kis.. " the dance fusion paused the videogame he was playing.

" Lots of saiyajin kis.. "

" Why do I somehow get the feeling we just missed out on some important plot-point. " Gogeta blinked, confused.

" ▫WHEW▫! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, leaving the hallway while rubbing her forehead with a towel. Goten followed

enthusiastically behind her. She glanced over at them, " Demi-Oujis. "

" Onna. " Gogeta replied, going back to his game.

" Hi Chi-Chi! " Vejitto chirped, waving, " Lose a sparring match to Goten? "

Chi-Chi sweatdropped, " How can you even tell I was sparring! "

Vejitto poked the tip of his nose, " Saiyajins have a very good sense of smell. And you're all sweaty. "

" Oh. " she sweatdropped even further, " Well, its not like Goten's the easiest opponent for me to handle. :Who IS

under 5x gravity: We're just taking a break and having something to eat. "

" Hee- LUNCHTIME! " Goten exclaimed happily, dashing past the fusions and into the kitchen. The two of them shrugged

and went back to their game.

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" There. How do I look? " Vegeta turned to face Goku. The ouji was wearing his royal armor and fancy red cape.

Goku applauded, " Veggie looks WONDERFUL!...I do like the little blue gi better though. " he admitted.

Vegeta shifted around, " I'm starting to agree with you on that, its much more comfortable, that's for sure. " he

turned to face himself in the mirror in his room, " Though this symbolizes my unquestioned semedom of the past and I

believe will give me the extra push to get through whatever challanges may await me at home.

" VEGETA! "

" Hm? " the ouji turned to see Raditsu finish teleporting into his room.

" Do you know? "

" Yes. "

" Then you're? "

" Yup. Almost ready. "

" ? " Goku looked back and forth between them, " Huh? "

" He's predictable. This is what happens when you grow up with him, ototochan. " Raditsu motioned to Vegeta.

" WOW. I wish I could do that with Veggie; predict his every little Veggie-thought. " he beamed.

" Noyoudont. " Vegeta said quickly, twiddling his fingers in nervousness.

" Are you coming to Bejito-sei too, niichan? " Goku asked.

" Yup! I'm going home just for the sake of doing so; and maybe if I'm lucky I'll meet someone amazing who has a ki

close to my own. "

" Why would you need someone with a ki close to your own? " the ouji asked.

" So its possible to have se-- "

" ▫SLAP▫! " Vegeta slapped his hands over Goku's ears.

" --ehhreproduce without the act accidentally causing injury to the physically weaker of the two of us. "

" That's how Chi-chan broke two ribs back when Goten was con-ceived! " Goku announced, " That's also why I have not

made love in 10 years. "

" Chi-Chi's afraid of accidentally being killed during... "

Goku flashed into ssj3 for a moment.

" ...smart lady. She'd never survive that. " Raditsu sweatdropped, " No human could survive that. "

" ... " ▫

" ... " ▫

The both looked over at Vegeta.

" GAH! WHAT'S THAT FOR? " he exclaimed, his entire body going bright red.

" Veggiesmyfavorite. " Goku wagged his tail.

" T--that's nice... "

" So? When are you planning to leave? " Raditsu asked, " I'll come with you on the Capsule 3. "

" I'd say..a week. " Vegeta decided.

" NANI! A WEEK? WHY WAIT THAT LONG! " he gawked at the ouji.

" Because it'll take me that long to gather up the needed semeish confidence to re-assume my "Great and Powerful"

persona. " Vegeta explained.

" Or you could be yourself when you get there and hope everyone accepts your unique yet "platonic" relationship with

my ototochan as nothing more than what it is. "

" ... " ▫

" ... " ▫

" I like my way better. " Vegeta adjusted his cape.

" WAH! " Raditsu fell over.

Goku poked him, confused, " Niichan? "

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" Ah, finally! HOME! " Bejito sighed contently as he strolled through the random hallway of his castle he'd been

teleported to. All around the halls and outside stood many, many confused saiyajins.

" Maybe we should make an announcement to let them know how they got here and why they're alive. " Ruby pointed out.

" Good idea! Infact, I think I'll go do it right now! " the ou walked up a nearby stairway, " Would you mind

contacting Vegeta and letting him know we're here? "

" Sure. " she replied, reaching for a nearby, phone-like device.

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" ▫BRING▫BRING▫BRING▫ "

" Hello? " Bulma picked up the phone, " OH! You are? That's great! Wait, I don't..let me get him. " she stuck her

head out into the hallway, " Vegeta? "

" HA! " the ouji landed before her in a semeish pose, " What do you think? HAH! " he struck another semeish pose,

" Do I look proud, aggressive, and a threat to all who oppose me? "

" ... " Bulma blinked.

" How about something with the cape? KIAI! " he let loose a kiai behind him, causing the cape to fly up and ripple

heroically in the breeze, " Eh? Eh? "

" Vegeta you look fine with or without the cape. " she smiled.

" Awww, thanks! " the ouji grinned, wagging his tail.

" By the way your mom's on the phone. " Bulma held it out to him.

" HUH? " the ouji froze, then took the phone from her, " Um, hello? "

" Vegeta! We've made it! " Ruby said happily, " When we made our wish Shenlong transported us back home. We won't

even have to ask you for a spaceship! "

" Hm.. " the ouji had a mini-flashback to how Porunga had brought back Kuririn to earth as well as to life, " Like

that I guess.. " he mumbled to himself, " I'm glad you're doing well. " he smiled, " Um...do I, have to come back there right

away or can it wait a week? "

Ruby cocked an eyebrow, " I suppose we won't need you back RIGHT away; we have to situate ourselves and explain to

the public how they managed to get here--your Toussan's in the middle of doing that right now--but, is there something wrong

with your ship? "

" The ship? " Vegeta thought, " AH! Yes, yes there is! It's got a broken uh..broken engine. Hai! "

" When did THIS happen! And why didn't you tell me! " Bulma gasped, horrified.

Vegeta gave her a shhing motion:The engine's fine. I just don't want to go back there until I've gathered enough

ego to gracefully move through the day without anyone gaining suspicion of my platonic-closeness to Kakarrotto.:

:Ahhh...: Bulma said, enlightened:Geez, that IS going to take you at least a whole week..:

:I know: he mentally grimaced.

" Vegeta? Are you still there? " the ouho asked, baffled.

" Yes! I was just talking to Bulma for a moment. Anyway, I suppose I'll see you in a week then? "

" Sounds great. I'll easily have everything ready for you by that time. "

" Good. " the ouji nodded, then paused, " I'm, glad you got your wish, Kaasan. "

The ouho looked around her, various guards passed by, including a few chefs carrying a basketful of ingrediants. She

turned back to glance outside at the still-confused yet bustling city, " Yeah. I am too. "

" Goodbye. "

" Bye. "

Vegeta hung up and let out a sigh, " I just don't know HOW I'm going to do this. All I wanted to do was live happily

ever after traveling through space in a luxurious ship with Kakarrotto! And to be platonic-seme. Is that so much to ask? "

" Aw Vegeta. It's not as bleak as it seems. I mean, now you actually have people TO build your luxurious spaceship

for you. " Bulma pointed out.

" ...you mean my wish could come true 100 years ahead of time? " the little ouji's eyes widened and sparkled with

delight in a way that had Goku witnessed it would've called for a rather large jar.

" Chi-Chi is still alive ya know. She wouldn't let Son-kun go with you on the same trip she's trying to prevent. "

" HAH! Onna wouldn't matter. Kakay said he'd come to Bejito-sei to protect me even if Onna tried to stop him! He's

going to defy her! For ME! It's so platonically-romantic! " the smaller saiyajin gushed.

" Can something be platonically-romantic? " Bulma rubbed her chin.

" Of course it can! " Vegeta replied, " How else would you logically explain Kakarrotto wishing back my homeplanet

as a christmas present to me or coming to rescue me from Brolli or protecting me at night? "

" And you do know you're the only one he's capable of having sex with at full power, right? "

" Ah---o-of course. Not that such a frightening and terrible thing would ever occur because of our PLATONIC

relationship, but yes it does sort of make sense being that we're in the same platform of strength. " Vegeta admitted.

" Did you just gush to me a moment ago? "

" Yes. " he said wisely.

" ... " ▫

" You're the only one I can gush to without reacting to it like I've gone crazy...and Kakarrotto. Sometimes I gush

to Kakarrotto too. "

" So, you wanna help me with my semeish-ness? "

" S-sure. "

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" HAAAAAAAH! "

" HAAAAAAAH! " Chi-Chi and Goten went running at each other under 6x gravity. They lept into the air and

simultaneously blocked punches from one another.

" Hmmhmmhmm, hmhmhm. " Goku hummed happily as he walked by the gravity room only to freeze a second later when he

recognized the ki's inside. The large saiyajin gasped and threw open the door, " Chi-chan and Goten? "

" -System Shutdown- -Returning to Normal Gravity- " the computer announced due to the door being opened while the

program continued to ran. Chi-Chi and Goten tripped and nearly fell over due to the sudden gravitational change.

" WHOA! " Chi-Chi caught herself. She looked over at the doorway where Goku stood, " Ah, Goku-sa! Hello! "

" Wow Chi-chan, I did not know you liked training in high-gravity? "

" I don't, I prefer your outdoors/weighted clothing method. " she stood up and dusted herself off, " We're just

training in here so we can walk around on Planet Ouji without any difficulty. "

" I can go up to 500x! " Goten chirped, " Trunks can go up to 510x though. "

" I on the other hand would be crushed before I could shut the thing off. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped at the idea of 500x

gravity. She peeked out the door and down the hall, " Where is the Ouji? "

" Veggie's practicing his "semetastical" poses for when he goes home. " Goku explained.

" Bah! He hasn't been a seme since you found out what an "oujo" was! " she brushed it off, " We all change. He should

just let it go and move on. He'll be happier that way; I know I am. " Chi-Chi took her ponytail out.

" I know..it's just that..infront of all the other saiyajins..Veggie thinks he is su-pposed to look big and strong

and tough cuz he's their prince 'n he's gonna be the ruler soon. "

" Being a ruler is over-rated. You don't see me hanging around my village all day, and I'm supposed to be THEIR

"oujo". " she shook her head, " If the Ouji can handle the stress and pressure of the title he's paraded around with all

these years, then congradulations to him. I'm just saying its a lot harder than it looks. "

" Is that why you did not take over for your Toussan, Chi-chan? "

She smirked wryly at him, " No, I didn't take over because I met you. "

Goku tilted his head.

" Yup, your kind of love could steal royalty right off its throne, Goku-san...I think you're even doing it right now.

But hey let's forget about it for the moment and head outside. It's so muggy in that gravity room I don't know HOW the Ouji

can stand it! "

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" There we go! All set! " Turles closed the door to the storage room on his ship, which was currently seated on the

front lawn of Capsule Corp.

Vegeta stuck his head out the front door having heard a large engine outside. He gasped and lit up excitedly,

" You're LEAVING for GOOD? I mean... " he put on an expression of mock-sadness, " You're leaving for good? "

" No actually, I'm just going to stop by Bejito-sei to drop off my Toussan's things that I borrowed. No doubt he'll

get very confused when he looks for them only to find they're gone. "

" Are you going to stay put in said type-3 saiyajin village forever? "

" HAHAHAHA! " Turles laughed, entertained, " No. "

" Aw. " Vegeta sulked.

" I'm not your average type-3 saiyajin peasant, Vegeta-san. I'm EVIL, remember? Me and that mushy little village

wouldn't work out too well. Nope. " he opened the driver's seat to the ship, " HEY! LACKEY! " he shouted into the doorway.

Raditsu sweatdropped from where he sat in the living room, watching Gogeta successfully make it past the 7th level of

his videogame, " I'll be right back. "

" Oh-kay! " Vejitto chirped as Raditsu headed for the doorway.

" Yes? " he peered out over Vegeta's head.

" Would you like to come with me on the trip? You can see Bejito-sei 6 days early. " he offered.

" No way! I don't trust you driving not to mention being on that ship alone with you and your sneaky tricks! "

Raditsu exclaimed.

" Ah well. Your loss. " Turles shrugged and shut the door, " See you in a couple hours! " he waved and blasted off

into the sky.

" YES! This is perfect! " Vegeta pumped his fists in the air, " The perfect time to try and build up my semedom for

the trip home! "

" I dunno. A "couple hours" in Turles-time could mean just about anything. " Raditsu said, disbelieving, " And

wouldn't the fact that he's going to be there for a few hours mean you would be more likely to let DOWN your guard instead

of try to build up what you once had of it? "

" Nonsense! And you obviously don't understand what I'm going to have to go through. "

" Yes I do. You're going to try that "pride" thing you did against Freeza and since ototochan's in the picture this

time, that small amount of ukeness inside you is going to be trapped and start to continuously build up overtime due to its

lack of you releasing it in small amounts the way you do when you make cupcakes for ototochan or occationally gush! If you

let it build up without release then one totally random day you're going to explode with uncontainable ukeness and never be

able to recapture whatever semeness you have now! " Raditsu explained.

" ... " Vegeta stood there, staring at him blankly, " That is a scary, scary story. You know that? "

" Exactly why you shouldn't put up another pride barrier. " the larger saiyajin folded his arms.

" The idea of emotionally exploding from a buildup of frilly pink ukeness sends a heavy wave of fear down my spine. "

Vegeta stuck out his tongue, ill at the thought.

" You understand now? "

" Slightly. "

" Good. "

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" ... " ▫

" And THAT'S why I have to put up an EVEN BIGGER barrier to keep the explosion from occuring! "

" WAAH! " Raditsu fell over as Vegeta dashed back inside, " VEGETA NO! " he ran in after him.


3:05 PM 8/27/2005
THE END!

Vegeta: (gawks) You're kidding? Only 43.2kb!

Chuquita: Toldja I felt this a three-parter coming on.

Goku: Turles is coming back, right?

Vegeta: (hoping against hope against it)

Goku: (sweatdrops at Veggie)

Chuquita: Of course. Two hours means two hours in fic-time. He'll be back in the next fic!

Vegeta: Parody-time AND back-to-school time, huh?

Chuquita: Yup! I still need a backpack though. (points to her 3-semester-old backpack)

Goku: (pokes the backpack) Olllld backpack.

Chuquita: Hai. At least I only have 4 classes this semester instead of 5.

Goku: And that is always good.

Chuquita: And now for the replies!

To Marie Nomad: Yup! He got it from Bejito! Possibly..it'll be revealed later. You'll find out in this chapter :D

To The Big Boss: Brolli's still here :) Glad you like the backstory. Yes.

To tea: So glad you liked it!

To Afrodite: Glad you liked their lines. Don't worry, they're alright. She's definately more understanding about it.

To Alastair: So glad you liked it. You'll find out soon.

To Hakura0: You're correct. Check and see if the school has a website, or a local tv station or newspaper. Those should all

have the schools' starting date posted. (It's usually the first week in september; the 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.

To GokuGirl:

Goku: (nods) Mmm-hmm! Veggie lets me touch him now lots more often in lots more places and for longer periods of time!

Vegeta: GAH! (face goes bright red)

To GokuGirl: Glad you liked "Yaoi Mountain" :D

To Alastair: Aw, Turles has a kitten named after him :)

Turles: (smirks) I'm very flattered. I'll be sure to let my Lackey in on the wonderful news.

Vegeta: (nervous laugh)

Goku: (grins)

To Mighty Agamemnon: Yup! Most of the time that's what they're for. You'll find out in this chapter. Veggie's hoping for that

as well. Thanks!

To SupersayiankingTommy: Brolli found the ball, but the others got it from him. Its oh-kay. School's busy. I hope the

computers do get fixed soon!

To hieilover135: Aw, its oh-kay. Glad your computer's fixed though. Brolli won't be gone for good, he's just done with

Veggie. Yup, that's who it was; though Bejito doesn't know that.

To Maria S.: A fic sounds cool! Tell me if you do decide to write it. Glad you like my art 'n the fic.

To Kat-YaOi MaNiAc: So glad you like it! True. Goku'd never leave Veggie. This update's early cuz the chapter's shorter than

usual.

To Omnimalevolent: So glad you liked it! The word-coughing was fun. "R" :D I didn't notice that. I got the nickname for the

mountain while watching the episode its from and how the huge blizzard would flair up whenever Chi-Chi or Mai got close to

the mountain. Poor Veggie indeed. He's going to try to get past it, but...

Glad you liked the ending. Brolli's too interesting to write for me to make him leave anywhere permanently.

To Zogeta: Yup! That he does! He did, but don't worry cuz Veggie has a plan; not to mention other things which will appear

in future fics!

Goku: (cheers at the placard) YAY! No more "Rules"!

To Orchideater: Bejito will eventually regrow it; his facial hair is growing now that he's alive again. Two more weeks and

he'll be back to normal. Everybody guessed that correctly, including you. :) Heh-heh, great way to describe Goku's situation.

Veggie's "dirty little secret". XD She is aware of what's happening and just sort of waiting it out and seeing where its

going. Chi-Chi hasn't completely let go yet though. All that'll be worked out a few fics from now. YAY! So happy you got to

hear Veggie's "little" voice. Isn't it cute-sounding? The beach was fun. I hope you do get to go again. Thanks! I start

this Monday (the 29th).

To Seto Kaiba's My Babe: So glad you liked it! Bejito's fond of his facial hair.

To Dakarne: Glad you liked it. Where did you read about Gyu-Mao being a demon? I've never heard of that before so I can't

really answer the question. So far as I know he's a human who started to abuse his powers and became evil for a while.

Chuquita: And that's the end of the fic!

Goku: Hee-

Bejito: Already?

Vegeta: Ironically, yes.

Bejito: Ohh..

Chuquita: See you sometime next week with the third "saga" of my gt parodies! Goku and Veggie get to fight Freeza and Cell

while the fusions battle Super 17!

Vegeta: I am eternally grateful Kakarrotto's chibi-curse was removed.

Goku: (grins widely at Veggie) Me too!