The REAL examination
Author's best friend note: Word. Dude, don't diss little-arty about her horrible use of poor Peter and his drooling problem. That was inspired by some random though wave I gave her one stormy night in 1834. Yes, we were both around then… I swear. I bet you the five bucks my dad happened to hand me today. Enjoy, people of the world. Sammy-Sanity (Or lack thereof)
A/N: Please don't mind my friend, she's crazy, and my main source of inspiration (Yesh, most of this story is based off of our so called "connection"). This doesn't have a plot right now, but one should develop later... I hope.
Disclaimer: I, me, or any part of my sanity… or insanity, does not own Harry Potter or The marauders, or Lily Evans. Although I wish I did and want to hurt J.K. Rowling for taking them first, I shall be peaceful and just write fanfics instead.
Chapter One: Is it finished already?
It was a hot June day in the Hogwarts great hall. James relaxed back into his chair and smiled. He had finished his exam early, as usual. The charms year seven written exam was particularly easy. He closed his eyes and started to think to himself. He would often do this, only to have his genius thoughts (he was unusually smart, although he did not choose to display his talents) interrupted by daydreams of Lily Evans, who was still writing her exam next to him. Suddenly, he heard another voice in his head, as he most often did.
"Hello James, stop staring at Lily... she's noticed." Remus interrupted smugly. James smiled and looked over to Remus, just behind him by a couple of rows, who smiled and waved, looking pale from his last transformation. This interruption of his thoughts by Remus was not uncommon, as the Marauders all had a special connection, almost telepathic. They would spend hours in the common room, not talking out loud, but by just brainwaves.
"She looks unusually cute today doesn't she Prongs?" An ecstatic sounding Peter almost drooled. He was on the other side of Lily, staring dreamily and letting a glob of drool hang to his lower lip.
Prongs nodded, entranced by Lily, until Wormtail's words sunk in. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT WORMFACE?" Prongs mentally yelled, his face turning an angry red. Wormtail looked over to Prongs, startled by this sudden outburst. Prongs' look of anger startled Wormtail, who gave a little mental 'meep' and jumped under his desk, to a confused but laughing Lily's amusement.
"Don't be so… so…" Remus stuttered, clearly at a loss for words, since he wasn't really paying attention, but staring dumb-founded at Narcissa from Slytherin, who was flipping her golden hair entrancingly.
"Evil? Like me?" Sirius suddenly added in.
"Yes… like that," Remus smiled, yet again staring at a girl, this time a fellow Gryffindor.
"Where'd you come from Padfoot?" Prongs muttered... clearly aggravated by how everybody was teaming up against his obsession with Lily.
"From over here!" Padfoot gave a little cough from the back corner, where he had been put to avoid disturbing anybody while the examination was in process. He pulled out his wand a muttered a little spell, making little floating hearts appear over Remus' head. "A little charm for our love struck Moony," He added to clear up confusion.
"PADFOOT!" Moony squealed. "Remove them… please?"
"Just wait right there for a second Marauders!" Prongs added quickly. "I'm writing this all down and since we can't have quick note quills in the exams... I have to do it manually. There we go. You can talk again."
"Well thank you for that little bit Prongs. Wait… you're writing this down? Wait! Don't write this down! No!" Padfoot pouted.
"Don't you still have to finish your exam Padfoot?" Moony asked.
"Um... Yesh. THAT'S RIGHT! I said yesh! Oh right... exam. I'll get right on that then."
"Crazy Toaster." Prongs sighed. "When will he get brains?"
"I HEARD THAT!" Padfoot said.
"Oops… well then... finish your exam!"
"I'm sorry Prongsy, didn't hear that."
Prongs hung his head and mouthed to Moony 'Stupid.' Making Moony suppress a giggle.
"So Lily…" Wormtail said out loud to Lily. "Wanna go to Hogsmeade with me sometime?" Lily looked around to make sure none of the teachers were looking, and with a look of disgust on her face, whispered a spell. One single word floated out of her wand and plastered itself on Wormtail's head. Prongs, who was watching this whole spectacle with great interest, laughed.
"What does it say?" Wormtail communicated to Prongs.
"Slugboy," Prongs smiled. "That just gave me an idea." Prongs pulled his wand out too, and whispered the same spell Lily did. Instead of words plastering themselves onto Wormtail's head, they were plastered onto Lilys.
"Make her turn around so me and Padfoot can see it!" Moony said excitedly, who was also watching. Prongs uttered another spell, and Lily was forced to turn around to face Moony and Padfoot, the words 'James' Hot Mama' on her forehead in big neon pink letters.
"I was going to go with Green, but I thought Pink would bring out her eyes." Prongs swung around to get thumbs up from Moony and Padfoot pretending to yawn and put his arm around his invisible girlfriend.
"Since I'm done my exam now…" Padfoot grinned, "Might as well help you make a fool of yourself infront of Lily. Put your arm around her, chicks LOVE that."
"Well, you guys can't talk then, I won't be able to keep writing this down." Prongs muttered.
"Oh go ahead, I'll continue it from right after I stop talking here." Moony volunteered. Prongs' face lit up and he started to yawn. Stretching out, he slid his arm around Lily's shoulders.
"Looks like it's working mate." Padfoot said gleefully, excited his buddy was actually attracting, instead of repelling a girl.
"You'll... have to shut up in my head at least, so I can think straight about what to do next." Prongs stuttered.
"And watch you be stupid so Lily kills you? I don't think so!" Padfoot answered.
"I'm offended… how come you are helping him with HIS crush on Lily?" Wormtail pouted. "I feel so unloved."
"That's because you are."
"Don't be so harsh on him Padfoot. Although it's true." Moony added.
"Well then, if you don't love me… I just won't be your guys' friend anymore. Wait.. I NEED you guys! DON'T LEAVE ME!" Wormtail pleaded.
"SHUT UP YOU GITS! LILY EVANS IS TURNING TOWARDS ME! I NEED TO THINK CLEARLY!" Prongs yelled.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed my first chapter of my first fanfic. Please send reviews, I love them, and I promise I'll only let my best friend's cat eat them if they displease me. But I'm sure they won't.. I love listening to people! I also like licking their feet… wait… I didn't just say that out loud did I? Second chapter to come soon .
