Chapter Two: Title in Progress
"I'm offended… how come you are helping him with HIS crush on Lily?" Wormtail pouted. "I feel so unloved."
"That's because you are."
"Don't be so harsh on him Padfoot. Although it's true." Moony added.
"Well then, if you don't love me… I just won't be your guys' friend anymore. Wait.. I NEED you guys! DON'T LEAVE ME!" Wormtail pleaded.
"SHUT UP YOU GITS! LILY EVANS IS TURNING TOWARDS ME! I NEED TO THINK CLEARLY!" Prongs yelled.
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Lily turned towards Prongs, a smile over her face. She leaned towards Prongs, and whispered something in his ear.
"WHAT'D SHE SAY?" Padfoot squealed to Prongs, jumping up and down in his chair.
"Um… maybe I shouldn't tell you." Prongs muttered.
"Come on! PUH-LEASE! I'll lick Kreacher's FEET! (A/N I'm just assuming that Sirius would have had Kreacher back then.)" Padfoot pleaded.
"Are you sure about that?" Moony laughed. "I didn't think Kreacher ever bathed."
"He doesn't… that's how much I want to know what she said!" Padfoot whined.
"Fine, fine, fine!" Prongs muttered. "She said, and this REALLY isn't very exciting, but it might kill Padfoot. 'Lean in closer'."
Like Prongs had suggested, Padfoot gave a little gasp and fell sideways off of his chair. "WHY AREN'T YOU DOING IT THEN?"
"I didn't know if I should!" Prongs whimpered, obviously scared.
"Well do it now then. Or you'll lose your chance AND Lily." Padfoot said.
Prongs gulped and moved his chair a little closer to Lily. "Is… Is… th… that goo… good?" Prongs stuttered.
"Yes you bloody nincompoop!"
"Padfoot! Be nice to our datingly challenged friend!" Moony warned Padfoot.
"You're as datingly challenged as he is Moony!" Padfoot mumbled back.
"I've read about it in books and…"
"Oooh! Read about it in books! You've sure had a lot of experience!" Padfoot teased.
"I didn't get to finish my sentence! I was going to say… and I've gone out with Narcissa Lestrange (A/N I'm not positively sure whether or not that's her maiden name or not, but since she's Bellatrixes sister and that's her last name I don't think she got married I'm just assuming) before!"
Padfoot gasped and fell off his chair again. "You've gone out with my COUSIN!" He screamed, enraged.
"YOU'VE GONE OUT WITH HIS COUSIN!" Wormtail and Prongs yelped together, turning around to face Moony. Prongs' fast motion made Lily look up from where she was cuddling in his arms.
"Wha?" She stuttered out loud.
"Moony… I mean Remus went out with Sirius' cousin Narcissa." Prongs whispered into her ear.
"Oh! I've known about that for YEARS! It was back in fourth year! I think I was probably the first person to know since I walked in on them making out in the empty transfiguration classroom." Lily smiled. "Figures you guys just figured it out now. They've been dating for three years now!"
Prongs communicated this back to Padfoot and Wormtail. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF VOLDEMORT MADE YOU DO THAT!" Padfoot screamed.
"Well… well… Lily shouldn't have told you guys!" Moony whimpered.
"Don't you blame this on my Lily!" Prongs pulled her closer and rested his head on hers, now resting on his shoulder.
"She's your Lily? You've been cuddling for not even two minutes!" Moony rolled his eyes.
"Who cares?" Prongs frowned.
"Is Moony still writing this down?" Wormtail added, almost forgotten now.
"Um… Yes." Moony said proudly. "I have… two and a half pages. So in total with Prongs, I believe we have just about four pages. We should title this."
"Who cares about the bloody pages! You're still going out with my cousin!" Padfoot moaned. "I have a good mind to pummel you… or at least hex you horribly. I might be in Gryffindor, but Slytherin still runs in my veins!"
"How about just 'Title in Progress' for now?" Remus whimpered.
A/N: Sorry about the short chapter, but I'm not supposed to be typing on the laptop and eating YanYan (sort of like Pocky!) at the same time… the keys get sticky . Please Review! Third chapter to come!
