Chapter Three: Forgetful fool

A/N: Thanks for all your beloved reviews! I'm so happy I already have a devoted fan! If it wasn't for your 'demanding' a new chapter, I'd still be trying to get Levicorpus to work with my wand! So far it's not working. But I'll get it to work by the time the next movie comes out! I'm so excited! Anyways, I should start writing now; you don't just want to read my author notes.

Disclaimer: I forgot this for my last chapter, but consider this one for both of them. I don't own the Marauders, although I do have a shrine to them I worship them regularly. JKR owns them, and she graciously lets people write fanfics. Write to her and thank her gratefully!

"YOU OBNOXIOUS PRAT!" Padfoot roared. "RAR! I'll eat your SPLEEN for this!"

"What the?" Prongs muttered.

"Sorry, must add dramatic effect. It wouldn't sound good to say I'm just going to poke you viciously!" Padfoot apologized.

"AH! NUUUU POKEY!" Moony squealed.

"Pocky?" Wormtail muttered, waking up.

"What the A/N Deleted, must keep Rating K?" Padfoot said.

"It's good! ACCIO POCKY!" A pack of strawberry Pocky whipped open the door to the great hall and whacked Padfoot on the head while flying towards Wormtail.

"I'll get you for that Wormtail!" Padfoot moaned, rubbing his head, forgetting all about his grudge to Moony.

"We should take his 'My little ponies' and burn them." Prongs suggested. "I think Lily is drooling on my arm."

"Ew." Padfoot shuddered. "But that's a good idea for Wormtail. Remind me to do that when the exam is over in… like 15 minutes."

"You guys hurt me…" Wormtail sobbed.

"That's because you suck." Lily added.

"HOW'D YOU DO THAT?" Moony gaped.

"This is quite an interesting conversation." Lily giggled. "I used a spell to read what Remus is writing. Or should I just call him Moony?"

"Still… how'd you get to be able to talk in it?" Padfoot stuttered.

"Well I don't know exactly, but I figure that since you guys have the bond… I should be able to get in on it too. I mean, if I have a kind of bond with Jamesy now, I should have a bond with you guys too."

"But how'd you know we were talking?" Moony asked.

"Wormtail has been muttering about it in his sleep for a bit now, and I didn't drool on your arm Jamesy!"

"Jamesy…" Padfoot sniggered.

"Levicorpus!" Prongs muttered, flicking his wand at Padfoot. (A/N: This is the spell to lift people upside down. This is just incase you didn't know yet. I won't tell you what book this is from so as not to ruin it. Lol)

"Put him down!" Lily hit Prongs lovingly.

"Fine." Prongs muttered the other spell to lower Padfoot.

"How'd you develop a bond with Prongs... I mean James, so quickly?" Wormtail asked.

"We've been dating for about a week. We thought we'd surprise you guys." Lily smiled.

Padfoot and Moony fell off of their chairs. Making a loud thump.

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A/N: I know you probably don't like an ending like this. But I was up til past midnight last night watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and I'm quite tired. So I wrote a quicky chapter. Seeing as there is only like 15 minutes left in the exam, I will be continuing to another Exam after this. Not sure which exam, if you'd prefer one exam, please review and tell me which one you'd love for me to use! Next chapter will include the Marauders reaction to the dating news!

XIllyriaX: Thanks for being my first "devoted" fan (If you aren't devoted, I don't care, it makes me feel all warm inside.). If it wasn't for you, this chapter would be delayed a bit. I'd still be trying to make spells work on my wand. Wormtail sucks, and I shall make him hurt next chapter. Maybe I'll change history and mortally wound him. Never know!

Sammy-insanity: Thanks for being the first to read my story! You're the best friend I could ask for! Thanks for helping me make my wand!