Chapter Four: How'd you do that?

A/N: I'm so happy! I have two devoted fans! Stephi, my second devoted fan has promised me a cake to make sure I write this chapter. I better get that cake! Sorry for taking a little while to update, but between getting my hair died, getting ready for school and getting turntable in my room (Yesh I'm lucky) I've been quite busy. I will try to get at least a chapter up a week now that school is starting.

"How'd you develop a bond with Prongs... I mean James, so quickly?" Wormtail asked.

"We've been dating for about a week. We thought we'd surprise you guys." Lily smiled.

Padfoot and Moony fell off of their chairs making a loud thump.

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Lily giggled. "Jamesy had has such a hard time hiding it from you guys. He kept wanting to tell you."

"It was HARD!" Prongs pouted.

"Wha? I'm still lost at the part where you two were dating…" Moony stuttered.

"I thought… you hated Pro- I mean Jamesy!" Padfoot gaped, astonished.

"Well, yes. I did. But now I think he's so sweet. Did you guys know he's been trying to win me over with my favorite muggle chocolates for the past year?" Lily swooned.

"I wondered what those things were…" Wormtail said.

"Shut up. Nobody loves you. We're still going to destroy your 'my little ponies' after this!"

"Sirius!" Lily exclaimed. "Don't be so mean."

Padfoot grumbled. "Why'd James have to like her? I would have rather had him like Narcissa."

"Heh-Hem!" Lily coughed. "I can hear you!"

"Sorry, Sorry!" Padfoot pleaded. "Don't hurt me!"

"Anyways, I didn't want to ever tell you guys, but…"

"You didn't want us to know Lily? How could you do that to us? To me? Little innocent Remus?" Moony made a big puppydog face.

"But… Now that I'm pregnant, I thought we should tell you." Lily ended.

"WHAT?" The marauders all fainted.

"You guys fall for things too easily." Lily laughed. "Of course I'm not pregnant. You'd think I'd be stupid enough to have James' baby when I'm not even out of school yet?"

The marauders lept up into their chairs after falling off when they fainted. "Does that mean that after you're out of school, this year, you'll have his baby?" Padfoot prodded.

"Maybe…" Lily said slyly, blushing.

"Yuck!" Wormtail spat. "How gross would that baby look? James isn't even cute!"

"Sectumsempra!" Padfoot waved his wand and Wormtail was on the floor squirming with blood spurting out of his chest.

Lily gasped. "How could you Sirius?"

"He insulted James! I don't like my adoptive brother getting hurt." Padfoot pouted.

"Ah… I guess. That's alright then." Lily muttered a spell and Wormtail stopped squirming, and the blood stopped.

"How come you think I'm not cute?" Prongs muttered. "I'm totally cute."

"Yes you are Jamesy." Lily purred, stroking his cheek.

"Am I cute?" Moony asked Wormtail.

"Quite cute." Wormtail gasped, regaining breath.

"In my opinion, you're cute too Wormy." Moony giggled.

"We should go out then." Wormtail smiled.

"Okay!" Moony blushed.

"What's going on here? How come everybody but me gets somebody? And why is Moony and Wormtail hugging?" Padfoot wailed. "Hey! I should hug Stephi! And Devoted Fan #1/A/N: I'm sorry, I didn't know your name, but I thought you should get some Padfoot lovin' for being devoted /" Padfoot waved his wand. "ACCIO STEPHI and ACCIO DEVOTED FAN #1!" Pulling them into a great big hug he started to cry. "This is all so… so sweet!"

A/N: Yo everybody! How'd you like my groovy new chapter? In the next chapter we'll find out a little bit more about Remus and Peter and why they suddenly are in love.

Stephi: I want my cake. I gave you a new chapter, give me cake /pouts/.

Devoted Fan #1: I'm just going to call you this until I can actually remember your username or you give me something else to call y by like a nickname… like Paper! I should call you paper. And yesh, you could work on your devoted fan bowing!

Liljean15690: I know the spell is non-verbal, but you don't type in all Caps for one, that's just rude and how else would people know that James was using Levicorpus? It's called artistic license. /sticks out tongue/ Sorry for my brunt rudeness but, that was just aggravating.