Artemis1000: glad you liked it, I did to! By the way, have you ever reviewed any of my Andromeda fics? (Just wondering)
Riderazzo: Well... Okay. I'll try no to make too much fun of him. It's just so tempting... :P
The Greatest Boba Fett Fan: once again, you took the words STRAIGHT out of my mouth! Boba and Obi don't have anything to do with Anakin being miserable; he kinda brings it down on himself, don't cha think? Ha, now I can tell my friend that I'm not the ONLY person in love with Boba. :P (ButI must say, your screenname is MINE! Mwa-ha-ha!)
A/N: I'm going to have, um... a fangirls following for poor Boba in the Jedi Temple. If anyone out there reading this wants to be a Jedi completely in love with our favorite Buckethead, just give me a name and race for your Jedi apprentice.
I'm way too easily amused.
-xXx- 'SWITCH'© OFFICIAL SWEEPSTAKES RULES –xXx-
Any and/or all participation of the winner(s) that results in personal injury cannot be attributed to The Learning Channel. Any and/or laws, infringements, or rules that are broken during the month are the responsibility of the winner(s). In short, anything that doesn't turn out the way it was supposed to, the winner(s) cannot blame us (the contest designer, beta testers, and the reviewers).
The object of the contest 'Switch' is to see if the winner(s) can exist as another for a month, then fool a panel of judges into believing that the winner(s) in fact, is the true (Jedi, bounty hunter, pilot, etc.)
If the winner(s) is not selected by the judge as the fake, they will win ONE HUNDRED MILLION CREDITS, payable to the winner(s).
ANY AND/OR ALL OTHER RULES ARE SPECIFIED ON OUR WEBSITE.
-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-
We'll have to drop the skiff at the Senatorial landing pad," Obi-Wan told Boba. "Then catch an air taxi to the Temple." He noticed that Boba was staring straight ahead, giving no thought to his words. "Boba?"
"I have to be trained as a Jedi," Boba said in shock. "I thought I just lived there."
"This is the first time you've read the rules, isn't it," Obi-Wan said sympathetically. "Anakin hasn't read them yet either. Don't worry about it. Even though you have no ability to touch the Force, that will not be a consideration."
Boba scoffed. "I can beat any Jedi without the 'Force'," he said confidently.
"Taking into consideration the fact that Anakin will never be able to pass as a bounty hunter, can we split your winnings?" Obi-Wan asked hopefully. "50/50?"
"No way!"
"I am going to be training you."
"90/10," Boba considered.
"I can also set you up to lose so you don't get anything."
"Fine, 80/20 if Skywalker doesn't win. Take it or leave it."
"Deal." Obi-Wan and Boba shook, Obi-Wan remembering the first time he had met Anakin for some reason.
"What would a Jedi do with 20 million credits, uh, sir?" Boba asked curiously.
"Obi-Wan," the Jedi Master corrected. "I don't like being called sir."
"Well, what are you going to do with the money?"
Obi-Wan grinned. "Whatever I want..."
"I've been wondering something..."
"What?"
"Is your apprentice, by any chance, gay?"
-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-
Jango, having removed his armor and peeled Anakin off Obi-Wan and dragged him kicking and screaming back to his apartment, now sat across the table from him.
Anakin picked at his food, trying to hide his utter terror (and failing miserably).
"We start training tomorrow," Jango said gruffly, trying to hide his utter scorn (and failing miserably).
Anakin dropped his fork. "Say what!"
Chewing his food, Jango passed a copy of the Sweepstakes rules across the table.
Anakin almost fell facedown in a bowl of linguini. Fortunately he didn't because he saw the capitalized ONE HUNDRED MILLION CREDITS.
"If you win, you're splitting that with me," Jango ordered.
"Na-uh!" Anakin gulped and rapidly changed his mind at the look being directed at him by the bounty hunter. "Uh, 80/20 if your son doesn't win!"
"Fine."
Anakin sighed in relief. He couldn't wait until this was over. "So, um... what's it like being a bounty hunter?"
"Hard."
"Oh. Okay... how long have you been a bounty hunter?"
"None of your business."
Anakin took the hint, and the rest of the meal was completely silent.
"You'll sleep in Boba's room," Jango told the Jedi apprentice, pointing to a room with a closed door. "Don't touch anything."
Hesitantly, Anakin opened the door to find...
-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-
"This is a mess!" Boba exclaimed, dropping his duffel to the floor amid a sea of droid parts. It had been the middle of the sleep cycle when they had gotten back, so Obi-Wan had simply taken Boba straight to his quarters and given him Anakin's room.
The shelves were almost empty, everything being on the floor. There was a half-assembled droid in one corner, and parts to a dozen others scattered over the bed and the floor.
Obi-Wan groaned. "I told him to clean this before we left!"
Meanwhile, investigating the room, Boba found... a half-eaten sandwich? How could he live like this! Boba thought.
-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-
How could he live like this? Anakin thought in complete horror as the door hissed shut behind him.
It was... clean. There were holo-disks neatly lined up on the shelves in a specific order. There were posters of starfighters on every wall, with delicately crafted models of starships on the tops of the sliver plastisteel shelves.
Oooo, Nubian, Anakin reached out the touch the model of the yellow-and-chrome fighter...
and a landing strut fell off.
"Sithspit!" he muttered, looking around for glue. "Now this is why I keep everything all over the floor! I can always find what I'm looking for!"
Finding glue turned out to be a long and tedious process, as Anakin looked though every drawer (there were lots!), on every shelf, and in every bin.
Idiot! Anakin hit himself on the head. Why don't I just look in the box labeled Model StuffIt was times like this he understood Obi-Wan's frustration.
