A/N: I'm off to visit New York State for the weekend, so I wanted to get this uploaded ASAP. If it seems a little rushed and pointlessly stupid, review anyway? Please?

HaraFett: ha-ha! yet another person who thinks Anakin is a pussy!

Artemis1000: lol, Anakin the bounty hunter! Yes, I think you've reviewed my 'Drom once or twice. I thought I recognized your screenname, but wasn't sure. I am starting to feel a little bad for Jango now, though...

The Greatest Boba Fett Fan: oh yeah! I'd be trained by Jango Fett for a hundred mil! Well, Jedi Fangirl Mika, prepare to meet yourself!

Thanks to all of you for the ginormous reviews! That's why you get such a long chapter! (I may even write another this afternoon because I'm going away.

-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-

"I want you to pick a random person on the street and stalk them."

"What?"

Jango sighed in frustration. "I. Want. You. To. Pick. A. Ran-dom. Per-son. Off. The. Street. And. Stalk. Them."

"Why?"

Jango didn't sigh this time. It was more of a rushed exhalation. "To develop stealth, cunning, adaptability, and improvisation."

"Oh. Just pick somebody?"

Jango wanted to wrap his fingers around the scrawny boy's neck and squeeze... "That's what I said, isn't it?"

"Oh yeah..."

"For two hours you will do nothing but follow that one person. I want a full and detailed report on his or her movements, people he or she visited."

"But I don't know anyone's name here."

"Don't be stupid, you moron! Ask around."

"How?"

"Just be your annoy- normal fourteen-year-old self."

"I'm not annoying!" Anakin whined.

Jango put his head in his hands.

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

"I guess you'll attend Anakin's classes, Boba," Obi-Wan said, walking into his room. "I put the schedule on your data- Boba?"

There was no one there.

Unknown to Obi-Wan, early in the morning before anyone was up, Boba had exited his quarters and went to explore the Temple. It's so freakin' BIG, he thought. I wonder if I'm the only one up. He had changed into one of Anakin's tunics, but felt ridiculous because Anakin was taller than he was. I guess it's like a bounty hunt, then. Finding one of these blasted Jedi tunics that actually fit. It wasn't his fault Anakin was so bloody tall.

Wait, what was that? Boba drew into the shadows of a doorway as a janitor rushed past wielding a mop. He didn't know if he would be punished for being out this early. As soon as the pattering footsteps faded away, Boba peeked around the edge. Seeing no one, he walked out from the safety of the overhang-

And walked straight into a Jedi apprentice. The impact knocked both of them to the ground.

-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-

I'm bored, Anakin thought, sitting at a café and watching his 'target' talking to what seemed to be an old friend. Stop gibber-jabbering! Wait. I'm being stupid again.

"You must keep going. You are a very busy woman," he muttered.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, Gladys, but I'm a very busy woman and have to get on my way." The two Kaminoans said their good-byes, and 'Target' moved on.

Anakin tossed a credit chit on the table as a tip (It's Jango's money anyway.) and followed.

No way I'm going in there! Anakin exclaimed to himself. The Kaminoan was entering a female lingerie store. Dammit, this is disgusting! Ooh. How would Padmé look in that...

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

"Please, don' turn me in sir," the apprentice rushed. She was about his age, with dark black hair and indigo facial tattoos across her cheeks. "I just wanted to-"

"Relax," Boba told her, grinning and offering her his hand. "I'm not going to turn you in."

"Thanks. Do I know you? I haven't seen you around the Temple before," the girl said, brushed her hair back.

Holy Sith! Look at her! Boba felt his jaw go slack, and immediately gave himself a mental smack. Bad Boba! Bad Boba! "I'm Boba Fett," he answered. "I'm living with Master Kenobi."

"Oh!" She blushed. "I should have known. I'm Barriss Offee. Are you lost?"

"No!" Boba said defensively. "I'm looking for something."

Barriss resisted the impulse to say: Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, hmm? "What are you looking for? Maybe I can help."

Boba grinned sheepishly and his arms go slack, showing the fabric dangling down past his wrists.

Barriss laughed. "I know exactly where to go," she said, eyes twinkling.

-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-

Hey, where'd the woman go? Anakin had been busy looking for something to buy Padmé, and his target had abruptly disappeared. How to find her, how to find her...

'Just be your annoy- normal self,' Jango had told him.

Anakin smiled. He had a talent for acting younger than his age.

He walked up to a Kaminoan woman and tugged on her shirt. "Nanny?"

She turned around, and Anakin acted embarrassed. "Oh, sorry. You're not my nanny."

"Are you lost, child?" the Kaminoan asked.

"I can't find my nanny!" Anakin whined. "She was right here, and now I don't know where she is!" He looked up hopefully. "Can you tell me where she is?"

"What does she look like, dearie?"

"Well," Anakin took a deep breath. "She was wearing a red and silver dress with some kind of thingy on her head-"

"A pink headdress?"

"Yeah! That's it!"

"She went through there, sweetie," the Kaminoan pointed to a door marked RESTRICTED ACCESS.

"Thank you!" Anakin said joyfully, bounding off. Dammit, he thought. I've really picked it this time.

-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-

"Mika! Mika, wake up!"

"Eh?" Barriss heard a loud yawn. "Whadda'ya want?"

"Open the door, you lazy Sithspawn!"

As soon as Mika opened the door, she smacked Barriss's arm. "I'm not a Sithspawn!" Mika was a dirty-blonde human, apprentice to Eeth Koth.

"But it woke you up, didn't it?"

"Umm, yeah, so?"

"Shhh! We need your help."

"Who's 'we'?"

"Boba Fett, the bounty hunter!"

"Is he hot?"

"What kind of Jedi are you?" Barriss demanded. "That's a gay question."

"Well, I have my priorities in order."

"Would I have brought him if I didn't think he was hot?"

"Well..."

Boba leaned against the opposite wall, looking like he wasn't listening. But he was. And blushing.

"Is Eeth Koth here?"

"No, Master Koth is on a mission or something. Why?" The fourteen-year-old looked at her quizzically, the word 'hot' having woken her up better than a cup of caf.

"We need you to pick a lock."

"What, did you lock yourself out of your quarters?" Mika sighed. "Again?"

"No! And I only did that once!" Barriss protested.

"One more time than I have!"

"Yeah, well your Master doesn't change the combination every two weeks."

"Son of the Sith, is that him?" Mika looked wide-eyed over Barriss's shoulder.

"No," Barriss said sarcastically. "That's the new wall decoration Master Yoda put up outside your quarters."

"Really? I'm going to have to thank-"

"Stop being stupid! Of course that's him!"

"I know. I love messing with you," Mika grinned. "But his clothes don't fit."

"Duh," Boba announced, walking up. "Barriss, this girl isn't helping any. Just point me in the direction and I'll pick the lock myself."

Mika fell to her knees. "I am Mika," she grasped the bottom of his tunic. "I pledge myself to your never-ending service, and-"

Boba looked down at her with a look of almost comical alarm, then up at Barriss. Help me! he mouthed.

Barriss was shaking with silent laughter.

"-will always be at your beck and call, no matter what you require of me-"

"Get off me!" Boba pried her grip from his robes. This girl is insane!

"As you wish," Mika stood up and bowed.

Boba's eyes widened, and he shot a beseeching look at Barriss.

Barriss cocked her head to the side and froze, like a droid whose power had been cut- the near universal sign of someone whose not using their brain to think.

"Never mind! I'll find it myself!" Boba walked away as fast as he could.

"The supply closet on your left!" Mika called dreamily.