Heyo People, long time no see if anyone actually cares. It's been a while. Ehehehe :sweat drops: I realized that the stupid not only doesn't show faces, it doesn't show the little star signs. So I have to fix every thing completely. I'll redo the first chapter later.

Well, this is the second chapter to the joint writings of Yami-AJ Yu-Yu Inucaptor (if I spelt that wrong, please tell me) and I, lover of the romantic soldier. If you've read both of our stories, you'll know that Yami-AJ writes waaaaaay better than me because she takes her time to actually write them, while I, although with good literary skills, write quickly so my stories are crap. But this, this is totally different. It's just us fooling around on MSN messenger like we always do. So we decided to make up stupid stories an put them on well, this story is a continuing of one that we had previously made. We would've put that up but we lost the beginning to it. :sweat drop: (I am not used to the : things) Well there are some things you know. The characters of Yu Yu Hakusho do not belong to me! I don't see why we have to put this since it's obvious but whatever. Next, the characters of AJ, Kenji, Yugi, Touya, Midnight, Moonlight, Cinder and some other people that I can't think of right now belong to the creative mind of Yami-AJ, If you would like to know what these characters look like or whatever, read her story, "Fire, Foxes and ningens." The characters of Ariel belong to me. For info on her, look in either Yami-AJ's story or all of mine apparently. There are also characters created within in the story and only used in this story. They are Sikamoto (Sika for short) who is the affair person of Ariel and the father of the baby as well as Karasu's younger, nicer, straighter, and less violent, younger brother, and there are the brothers Random Voice and Mystical Voice that say things out of no where and no one know the where about of these characters. Well, I guess that's all you should know. Once again, I shall say it, I do not own the characters of Yu Yu Hakusho who belong to Yoshihiro Togashi. As well, I give this warning………………..

PREPARE FOR THE PERVERTED RANDOMNESS THAT IS OUR SANITY!

Thank you. :smiles sweetly: I shall also have a little poll at the ending if I remember. This chapter and all chapters will continue with the last words from the person who last typed in the last chapter. If you don't get it, oh well for you. smirks

One more note. The big fat bold lettering is my writings, and the small normal ones are Yami-AJ's so if you have to complain about something and to one of us, just tell me. And each chapter is as long as the typings for the day. So they will vary in length. Oh and if this format of writing isn't allowed, please tell me. Oh, and some of the smilies may not work so if theres random periods or O. with nothing after it, the stupid arrow like things didn't work.

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Ariel: Wait, Karasu was running upstairs when he mentioned AJ...

All:looks at Karasu: Is she up there?

Karasu:...Why can't I get any? ;.; (crying face if you can't tell)

Kurama: Maybe Ariel will do it with you seeing how she goes for anyone. >.>

Ariel: I do not! Only HOTT guys! And my baby needs a name!

Yusuke: I thought it was shit head? O.o

Ariel:punches him in the gut: NOOO! Anyone calls him that and I'll hurt them!

All:back away: O.O

Yomi:whistles while making bacon:

Yomi: I wish my Youko were here.

Ariel:Gives off random names: David, Andrew, Sayaki, Aya, Bakura, Malik, Sesshomaru, Kouga, Yusuke...

Yusuke: You can't name him that, that's my name.

Ariel:...I'LL CALL HIM KITSU! I WAS gonna name Kurama's son that but seeing how he doesn't like me...

Karasu: Why don't you name him Hiei!

Hiei:Bitch slaps Karasu:

Karasu: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

Hiei: OH YES I DID!

Yusuke: It's about to be a what? GAY FIGHT!

Hiei: I'm not gay. :Glares at Yusuke:

Yusuke: Oh. It's about to be a what? GUY FIGHT!

Kuwabara: I think I'm bleeding internally ;.;

Kenji: Would you like me to help you?

Ariel: He's so cute, even helping the freakishly ugly and deformed!

Sika: >.> Whatever

Kurama:sitting there petting moonlight: Well, whatever you name IT I don't think Sika would really care.

Sika: Yes I would. Besides we already named him, He's dumb ass. (A.N. - The child sadly has more than one name)

Me:Bitch slaps Sika but messes it up: Hiei: You suck at that. T.T

Yomi:looking around Kurama: When is Youko gonna come out?

Kurama: Never --.--

Hiei and Karasu:Slapping each other and calling each other names:

Kuwabara:screaming in pain from his Cinder attacks:

Kenji: Oh shut up will you.

Yomi: I've never seen you so angry...Well I've never seen you

All:Sweat drop:

Karasu: What's wrong, do you need some attention?

Kenji: What does that mean? O.o

Karasu:moves eyebrows up and down: Would you like to play with me?

Kenji: . Sure! AJ-Chan and I play games all the time!

Karasu: Let's find a room and-

Yomi: LEAVE THE KID ALONE! Bacon's nearly ready, gather everyone.

Ariel: Bacon! O.O :runs into the kitchen:

All: --.--;;; :sweat drops: Idiot

Yomi: >.>

Kurama:Leg is asleep because moonlight was sitting on him: Oww >.O

Karasu: I'll carry you:Picks him up and blows up one of his arms by accident: O.O ……oops

Kurama: O. Owww! Mother F'er!

All but Ariel: OoO He swore!

Ariel: Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon!. :bangs fork on table:

Yomi: At least some one likes my cooking! . :stares at Sika: .

Sika:...What! I don't like Pork products!

Kenji: MY AJ loves Bacon, I shall fetch her!

Karasu: YOU'RE AJ!

Moonlight: I thought you wanted Kurama-kun... :looks up at him:

Karasu: Yeah, but I remembered AJ's drunk and I want to get laid. >.>

Kenji: Laid? What's that? O.o

Yomi:cough: When boys and girls love each other very much –

Ariel: They have massive SEX! Now gimmie my bacon! O.O

Kenji:...Sex?

All: -.-;; :sweat drop:

Karasu:...Maybe I should take bacon lover over there:Dances towards Ariel:

Kurama:tackles: NO way in HELL!

Sika:...:hits Kurama: I'm supposed to do thatT.T :drops the baby at the same time:

Ariel:runs over and picks up the baby: NO:runs back and waits to give the baby bacon:

Yomi: You do know babies can't have bacon right?

Ariel: So! Hey Sika! Are you Jewish!

Sika: ...NO...--.--;;

Moonlight: I shall fetch AJ-Samma :skipping out of kitchen:

Karasu:crawls out of fight: NO WAY BITCH! I'M GETTING LAID!

Moonlight: AHHH:screams and runs up the stairs:

Karasu: FUCK!

Kenji: OH MY GOD:stares at Karasu:... :gives Karasu an electric shock:

Ariel: Watch your mouth around...ummm...THE BABY!

Kurama: You can't talk how you want.

Karasu: You like it dirty... (A.N. – The last two parts made no sense to me)

Kenji: O.O

Ariel:...I just got totally confused by that...and didn't Karasu say he wanted to get laid by me? O.o

Kurama: Are you saying you want to get laid by that gay bitch?

Ariel: Watch your mouth around the baby:hits Kurama lightly on the head: Bad boy.

Kurama: .;;; (embarrassed smiling sweat drop?)

Sika: So, fucker Karasu, who do you want to get laid by:gets punched by Ariel: Oww! >.O

Karasu: I don't really care who it is as long as I do :attacks a manikin:

Sika: Why did you punch me and only touched Kurama? ;.;

Ariel: Bacon :runs back in Kitchen:

Hiei and Kenji:Making fun of a dying Kuwabara:

Kenji:Electrocutes the manikin and Karasu:

Hiei:Laughs: LOOSER!

Yomi:...My house is full of idiots. :Walks in the Kitchen:

Sika: This is MY Castle! >.

Moonlight:runs back downstairs: This is actually my house...you came here to get AJ because it was hot outside.

Mysterious Voice: Are you people drunk or something?

Random Voice: Dumb asses

Hiei: Only one voice can pop in and out. >.>

Voices: Whatever

Kenji: Yomi-kun, please excuse me while I fetch my friend

Yomi: So polite and cute...NOT LIKE YOU BITCHES!

All: O.O ;;; :back away:

Ariel: I agree, very cute...but you know who's really hott...?

Kurama: Muah! . :smiles really big and gets all sparkly:

Ariel: NO you idiot. Touya! My god is he hott! Oh and Midnight too! I don't care if he's a cat-fox majiger thingy. He's hott!

Sika: Didn't you try looking at his butt? O.o

Ariel: Yes:sighs:

Karasu: Must...get...laid :falls on the baby who Ariel left on the floor:

Ariel: NOOOOO!

Karasu: Can I get laid by this:holds up baby:

All: NOOOOOOO!

Sika: Dumb ass is just a baby. ...all though...with the pacifier, he probably could give a good bl-

Ariel:punches him: STOP TALKING YOU SICK BASTARD!

All: O.O

Ariel: What happened to the sweet Sika I fell in love with?

Yomi: He didn't hang out with his brother so he wasn't an idiot.

Karasu: Hey! T.T

Kenji: AJ!

Hiei: I'll go get AJ since you are so slow. We're in her house cooking her bacon.

Yomi: This is her state of the art kitchen, I'll get her. :runs up stairs with bacon:

All: O.O HE'S TAKING THE BACON:run after him:

Yomi: Which is her room? O.o

Kurama: It's tha- :looks at Karasu: YOU FREAK!

Karasu:pumping hips: (A.N. – Against Kurama?) What?

Kenji: AHHHHHH:Shocks Karasu again:

Karasu: You're going to give me nerve damage!

Kuwabara:crawls up stairs due to injuries: It's that door. :points:

Karasu and everyone else:open door and pile into room:

Ariel: This is the bathroom dumb bass T.T

Hiei:knocks Kuwabara down the stairs:

Yomi: . AJ! I FOUND YOU!

Kenji:shocks Karasu and runs to room:

Moonlight: AJ-SAMA WHERE IS YOUR SHIRT?

Karasu:drools and jumps over Kenji :

Aj:drunk as a skunk: What shirt?

Ariel:sees baby drooling: OO NO! My baby! You stay with mommy! Sika you haven't been giving him a lot of milk have you?

Sika:drooling:

Ariel: O.O :punches him: Asshole:runs away crying:

Kurama:watches Karasu jump on AJ: T.T

Karasu: You're squishy .

Aj: I am:squeezes boobs: So I am/

Kuwabara:Screaming in pain: Why God Why?

All: Because you're ugly!

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Okay everyone! That's where I'm gonna end it because it makes more sense to end it here then it does where it stopped naturally. This thing is 8 pages long on Microsoft word so I'm wondering how long it will be on WELL! I hope you guys liked the stupid randomness known as Yami-AJ and my sanity. Please review about what you liked or what you hated. I don't care! As long as you review! Well, time for the poll!

Would you like to see the Yu Yu Hakusho characters and other original characters interact with the opening sequence?

Yes

No

Maybe

Who the fuck are you?

Okay well that's all I got to say. Please give me a reply to a poll and the winning thing will show up in the next chapter. ;; That's all from me, Lover of the romantic soldier. Hope you review! Seeya!