A/N: I don't know who's in charge of lightsaber training, so I'm just going to do what I do best: improvise. Bear with me, please!
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-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-
The door was probably labeled as RESTRICTED ACCESS for a reason. And that mattered... why?
Anakin grinned tightly. Maybe being a bounty hunter wasn't so bad. He got more action this way. Even if he didn't have the comforting weight of his lightsaber on his belt. Jango had insisted (Well, ordered was closer) that Anakin use a blaster if he had any need for a weapon, so Obi-Wan had taken it back to the Temple. Something about a lightsaber being too conspicuous.
Now, don't get caught. That would suck very badly. Anakin took a breath and pushed open the door.
-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-
"What were you doing?"
"I had to get some clothes."
"Anakin's weren't good enough?"
"They didn't fit."
"You could have asked me in the morning. Now you're going to be late for class."
Boba shrugged. "Oops."
Obi-Wan sighed. "You're acting like Anakin."
That shut Boba up.
-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-
Oh, Sith. The Ladies Sewing Circle. That figures. Anakin almost sighed aloud, but he didn't want to risk making any noise. He surveyed the Kaminoan women, but didn't see his target's fancy pink headdress.
Why would the sewing meet be behind a restricted access door? Unless there was something else, and the old ladies are simply camouflage...
Damn. Fortunately for Anakin, the ladies were so wrapped up gossiping that it was no trouble to sneak right by and come to another door. It was made of high-quality durasteel, marked with the universal synbol for radiation.
Anakin pushed it open. Holy sons of Sith in all nine Corellian hells...
-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-
After his scolding by Obi-Wan, Boba exited his quarters to attempt to find his classes. He didn't have to look far.
"Bounty hunter," came a call from behind him. It was Barriss Offee. "Come on, I'll walk you to class. I have the same ones as you."
"How do you know?" Boba asked.
She grimaced. "Because you have Anakin's schedule. I'm stuck with him for all my classes."
Boba winced. "Ouch."
She laughed. "It's not that bad. He asks the dumbest questions, though."
Boba laughed with her, and he realized with a start that this was the first time had had laughed with someone his own age. Actually spent time with another human besides his father and Master Kenobi.
Barriss Offee was his first friend.
Then he stopped in the middle of the hall.
"What is it?" Barriss asked, concerned.
"Does Mika have class with us?"
The Jedi laughed again. "No, she doesn't. You might run into her in the hall, though..."
"Oh, Sith."
-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-
Before Anakin was a huge pit that took up almost the whole diameter of the room, with exception for the thin walkway around the edges. The walls were made of dark-colored durasteel and were covered with machinery. Anakin had no idea what the machinery was, but that didn't stop him from inching forward to peer over the edge. The pit tapered like a funnel, so he assumed it must be the support strut for the floating city.
His Padawan braid fell over his shoulder as he leaned farther forward. It encountered some sort of force field over the pit and the ends sizzled. Anakin nearly cried aloud and leaned back as something began to rise out of the depths.
It looked like one of the dianogas found in sewage systems, but huge! The worm reared up, and up, and up, looking through the force field straight at Anakin. It opened its mouth and hissed, a bone-chilling sound that sent Anakin scrambling back through the door, sneaking past the Ladies Sewing Circle, through the lingerie store, and back to the Fetts' apartment.
"Those two hours had better be up," Anakin muttered.
-xXx- CORUSCANT –xXx-
After sitting through some history classes about the Jedi that everyone else fell asleep during but Boba found quite fascinating, it ws time for the part that he had been dreading.
Lightsabers.
Neeja Halcyon was today's lightsaber training instructor. "I'm putting you in pairs," he announced.
Great, Boba thought. He had Anakin's lightsaber, but that didn't mean he knew how to use it. Halcyon assigned him to Barriss, and his heart sunk lower. Even better. The hot girl gets to whip my ass.
"Padawan Offee, if I may have a word?" Halcyon drew her off to the side and whispered a few words to her.
Her expression soured as she came over to him. "Come on," she ordered.
The training pairs split up into separate rooms. Barriss slammed the door shut and looked at Boba, arms crossed.
"What did I do?"
"I'm stuck teaching you how to hold a lightsaber while the rest of the class is perfecting technique!" She looked like she was about to punch him, then took a deep breath and sighed.
"Sorry. If it helps any, I'm a quick learner."
-xXx- KAMINO –xXx-
Jango was cleaning his rifle, a task he found relaxing, until a shout disturbed his concentration.
"Big worm!" someone shouted, and Anakin came barreling through the door. "Big worm!"
Jango stood up and unwisely walked toward the hall where all the commotion was coming from. "What's going on?" he was going to demand angrily.
All that came out was "Wwhhaa!" as Anakin crashed into him, knocked the big strong bounty hunter flat on his back, and ran around the apartment.
"BIG WORM!"
A/N: hopefully this was funny. I'd do more, but I promised myself when finished this chapter I'm going to let myself eat a canoli.
By the way: if anyone has any ideas for random hilarity, send them in a review! (yes, this is a shameless way for me to ask for more reviews!) Seriously, ideas are always welcome.
