Truth or Dare Baka's
by Bite Sized
Disclaimer: If I owned Gundam Wing the world would come to an end.
Bite Sized: Sorry it took me so long to update. I have been busy with writing other fanfic chapters that I have yet to add to my other fanfics. Once again Sorry. And thank you to my one reviewer. And I will try to post more often from now on.
Chapter 2: Truths and Dares of Evilness
Heero scratched his head while he decided between the two choices of death. "I pick..."
Duo, fearing for his friend's life, hit Heero on the head while yelling in his ear loud enough to wake the dead. "Don't do it! You'll die!"
"Omea karosu, baka!"Heero hit Duo with a very large frying pan, then turned to Bite Sized. "I pick dare."
With a devilish grin Bite Sized looked the perfect soldier in the eyes. "Excellent." Everyone but Heero and Bite Sized just shuddered and muttered "Heero's doomed."
Quatre being the most observant of the situation, quickly realized the trouble they were in. "Hey, guys? Has anyone else realized that we are all males except for Bite Sized? This could be very bad..." Quatre said with a shudder.
"Shut up! Ok, Heero, I dare you to run around outside in your boxers and do the macarena." Bite Sized said calmly ignoring the massive sweat dropped, surprised looks on everyone's faces.
"Heh. Easy." Heero said already half stripped down to his boxers. Once only wearing his boxers he proceeds outside (not sure how though, seeing as there are no doors...) followed by everyone else. Macarena music starts playing out of no where and Heero starts dancing, scaring everyone unfortunate enough to be passing by at that moment.
Ten minutes later, everyone is back upstairs settling back down on the couch, floor, and chairs. Heero is pulling his pants back on over his boxers and then proceeds to sit down on the floor leaning on the couch, glaring at Bite Sized, who is sitting across from Heero leaning against the wall.
"That... was... umm.. weird?" Bite Sized said ignoring the glare bearing down on her.
"Weird! You were the one who dared him!" Duo exclaimed as he sat down in between Trowa and Zechs. Quatre sat down on the chair next to Trowa. Wufie was sitting in the corner nearby facing the group.
"Umm Heero, it's your turn." Treize mutters as he sits down on Zech's lap. Everyone just jumps because of ow quiet Treize has been. Duo quickly gets up and moves to the chair sitting facing Quatre's chair.
"Oh yeah. Who to pick, who to pick... Quatre. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth"
Zechs looked at Quatre with a questioning look. "Scared?"
"Very."
Trowa just muttered. "I would be too."
Heero glared at everyone to be quiet. "Okay Quatre, tell us how you really feel about Trowa."
Quatre began to violently blush and make squeaky noises.
"Good enough." Bite Sized cut in before the awkward moment could last any longer for Quatre.
Trowa just smiled and blushed a little. "Really Quatre?"
"I SAID ENOUGH!" Bite Sized shouted causing everyone to jump a few inches in the air. Wufie glared at her and protested. "Injustice!"
Quatre looked around and paused his eyes on Duo. Face still tinged with red he started speaking to Duo. "Ok, umm Duo truth or ..."
"Dare me!" Duo cut in.
"Kiss Bite Sized for five minutes." Quatre said very proud of himself for think of a truly horrible dare. (a/n backs away from Duo adoring fangirls and fanboys) Both Duo and Bite Size stared in surprise and horror. " Nani!"
"Do something Bite Sized! You have Authoress powers. Stop him!" Duo whimpered in desperation.
"Sorry. But he's allowed to and we can't do anything about it. It's in the rules." Bite Sized looked down at her hands avoiding everyone's stares hoping no one would ask what rules she was talking about. She didn't want to be the bearer of bad news. Especially since she set the rules without them knowing, before the game had started.
"What rules? I don't remember setting any rules." Duo stared at her, along with everyone else.
"Umm, the rules I set before the game started without you knowing. There are only three. One, You must accept all dares. Two, After five truths you must pick dare and vise-versa. Three, No dare too dirty... well in our case there are some dares we aren't going to allow." Bite Sized said meekly feeling the angry stares of the pilots boring into her. Jerking her head up she quickly changed subjects. "But anyway that's off topic. Let's hurry and get this over with."
Duo and Bite Sized lean in and kiss as soon as Heero starts his stopwatch. Meanwhile Wufie has a look of pure disgust on his face. "Yuck. I don't want to watch this."
"Then come over here." Treize said patting the empty spot on the couch next to him and Zechs. "We don't bite... much."
Wufei backed up in the corner as much as he possibly could and whimpering in disgust. "Ewwwwwwwwwwwww! Stay away from me!"
Slowly the five minutes pass, with sounds of Duo and Bite Sized kissing and Wufie making disgusted sounds. Heero glanced down at his watch. "Ok. Times up guys."
Both Duo and Bite Sized break apart and dash for separate bathrooms but run into the wall because there are no doors. Duo rubs the bump on his head and starts rubbing his lips in a vain attempt to clean the kiss from them. Mean while Bite Sized is cursing herself. "Ow! Gah I'm stupid. Why the heck did I remove the doors for nine hours!"
"I don't know why!" Duo yelled angrily. "Why did you!"
"Just ask someone Duo." Heero said trying to hide a laugh that was threating to leave his lips.
Still grumbling, Duo grunted. "Fine. Umm, Treize. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to keep your hands off of Zechs till the end of this chapter." Duo said noticing the hands of the past OZ leader, trailing up Zechs thigh.
With a sad look from Treize and Zechs, Treize pulled his hands off of Zechs. "Fine. Ok Trowa. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to dress like a girl. Then you have to sing 'I'm a Little Teapot.'"
Trowa promptly changes into a very frilly, pink dress that Bite Sized kindly warped in for him. "You hate pink, Bite Sized. Where on earth did you find that dress?" Trowa asked while tyeing the bow of ribbon up behind himself.
"You can say that a certain pink pacifist kindly donated it for this occasion without knowing it." Ignores the awkward looks she is getting. "Just preform already."
Trowa begins dancing and singing. "I'm a little teapot, short and stout.." (And you all know the rest.) Once he is done, he hurriedly changes while everyone continues to laugh to the point of choking for breath. Trowa exhales angrily. "I will get my revenge, Treize. Just you wait. But for now... Bite Sized. Truth or dare?"
"I'm brave, Dare me." Bite Sized said with a smirk on her face.
"I dare you to lick Zechs up the side of his face and his ear." Trowa said while giving Treize the this-is-my-revenge look.
Bite Sized made a disgusted face. "Gah! Ok fine." Moves over to where Zechs in sitting on Treize's lap. "Please don't kill me." Begins licking Zechs. Zechs dons a face of unpleasant disgust and Treize glares and Trowa. When Bite Sized finishes she moves away and makes a bottle of mouthwash pop up out of nowhere and starts using half the bottle. "Bleh!"
Ok so I came up with a few dares and truths. I still need help with truths and dares though. Please review or flame if you want. The more reviews I get, the faster I will change the third chapter from script to story format. (Don't worry I will post third one whether I get a ton of reviews or not. Unless I don't get one at all.) Bye all.
- The insane Bite Sized
